Hawk #12: THE VIRGIN STEALERS.

by Dan Streib

Unknown Binding

Published January 1, 1981

Reviews

[Nate · Rating 5 out of 5]

Pure fucking gold!

There’s a few things you should know about Mike Hawk:
Mike Hawk is as hard as they come but Mike Hawk is really an old softie most of the time.

The most important thing to know about Mike Hawk is that he’s got more balls than a Hong Kong ping pong tournament and the ladies love him.

The virgin stealers is the kind of unadulterated work of genius that can only puzzle conventional minds.

The titular hero, Mike Hawk is the very epitome of ideal manliness. He’s tall, ruggedly handsome, independently wealthy, a former race car driver, expert in some kind of karate shenanigans, is a jet setting, investigative reporter and has been known to render unto beautiful women the world over some of the finest wienering they’ve ever received.

I won’t spoil the plot for you but there’s a bunch of karate fights, car chases, jet-ski chases, many tasteful and satisfying “love making” scenes, some nasty drug fuelled, fumbling sexual encounters and to top it all off a fucking chainsaw duel.

What more do you need? Fucking, shooting and chainsaw fights! Don’t remember any fucking or chainsaw duels in Moby Dick or the grapes of wrath. They don’t even have a jet-ski.

Stop wasting your time reading dumb books and whip out Mike Hawk.

[Egghead · Rating 4 out of 5]

chainsaw snuff movie
breasts described as "hemispheres"
no virgins stolen