From Dumfries to Dundee and from Glen Coe to Glasgow, the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the land of the brave "Marriage is a wonderful then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." —Billy Connolly If you love Loch Ness and are partial to a blast of the bagpipes, you’ll savor these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Billy Connolly, Chic Murray, and Robert Louis Stevenson.