From ÒYou canÕt spit-shine a turdÓ to ÒThe harder I work, the luckier I getÓ to ÒLetÕs put an egg in our shoe and beat itÓ, Frankisms are earthy witticisms that our dad, Frank Parisi, has made his own through dogged repetition and sheer force of will. Mixing equal parts business savvy, human insight, and potty-mouth, Frankisms have inspired generations, while cowing those who lack perseverance and a sense of irony. This translated volume of Frankisms enables the understanding and usage of our dadÕs sayings.