I don't recall what sordid bargain bin I pulled Lit Riffs out of years ago, but I do remember my expectations were abysmal. Reading this book was an adventure—I'm the kind of hipster who enjoys listening to foreign alt rock, video game soundtracks, 60s boy bands, eurobeat, and indie music; needless to say, I'm definitely not the target audience for this book. The fact that I knew exactly one of the songs referenced in this collection seemed to mitigate my disappointment; other reviewers complain about how the authors didn't capture the essence of a song at all, yet I was blissfully ignorant and therefore open to wherever each story took me. But still. Disappointing.
I love the concept of making a book of short stories inspired by music, but the execution of it is mediocre. It's like every author tried to add a tiny crumb of ROCK 'N' ROLL into the life of a a jaded adult. Predictable themes form a motif throughout the stories: angry sex, pathetic sex, failed relationships, drugs and alcohol, suburban ennui, death, and tiny acts of rebellion. Stories that might have been ok in a different anthology blend together in a colourless sludge.
Thankfully there are a few shining stars in this collection. Victor LaValle's "A Simple Explanation of the Afterlife" is one of the best short stories I've read in a long time. Everything about it, including the absurd epigraph, is pure genius. I also really enjoyed Aimee Bender's "All the Security Guards by Name" and Lisa Tucker's "Why Go." So that makes a total of 36 pages that are worth reading.