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224 pages, Paperback
First published September 25, 2007
I have come to recommend strongly against looking for "good guys." Conflicts often aren't two-sided, and our capacity for rationalization means even the "right" side usually does lousy things. So be ready for conflicts with two marginally bad guys, three bad guys and no good guys, etc.(See that cover? The two opposing forces are identical; they're differently-colored mirror images.)
Get an atlas and cross off the countries that you'd really never visit any part of because you know that they're just too dangerous. There may be dozens, but even then, you'll be surprised at how little you trim.The book's last few lines may strike you as insufficiently cynical, given all the mass murder and insanity, fear and egotism and self-certainty in the world which you've just read about. Hope and common sense may feel like pretty flimsy weapons to be matched up against bullets and machetes. But really, y'know? They're the only things that have ever worked, consistently. And they have worked: despite official assurances to the contrary, the world has grown demonstrably safer over the course of decades and centuries.
North Korea. The official name is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. However, the first three words are lies. I have a limit of two lies per country name.
Meanwhile, Iran has tested a new missile system with the capacity to strike U.S. ships in the Gulf; this wasn't a big deal in the U.S. media, however, because it happened on the same day that Anna Nicole Smith died. (I swear.)
Along the way Al-Bashir has also abolished Sudan's parliament and named himself prime minister, president, chief of state, and defense minister. I haven't checked, but he's probably also the sole judge and winner of each year's Sudanese Idol
The globe currently has four Guineas--Equitorial, Bissau, regular, and Papua New--multiple Guyanas, and a Ghana, which is nowhere near Guinea, which is where Ghana was. Confusing, yes. But we manage to keep our Yorks--England, New, Dick, and Peppermint Patty--separate. We can manage this, too."