I wish I could give this book half a star.
This is the first Trash 'n Treasures mystery I've ever read, and if this is how they're written it'll also be the last. I picked it up because the cover looked interesting, and I enjoy a good mystery. You know what they say about judging a book by its cover.
Vivian, the mother, is one of the worst characters I've come across in a long time. she doesn't function well as a person; she's so unlikable that she comes across as unrealistic. If a real human being acted the way she acts, nobody would interact with them! Her reactions to people around her dying are either nonexistent or over the top, and she has all the tact and social grace of a rampaging elephant trampling through a crime scene. I feel bad for every character who has to interact with her (or I would, if those characters weren't also flatter than cardboard).
Beyond being a terrible character, she's even a bad literary device! There are certain chapters that are "written by her", meaning written in Vivian's voice, and they are INSUFFERABLE to read through. It's as if the authors actually want to punish you every few chapters or so for trying to read the book. She'll use "big words" followed by their definitions in parentheses, which slows the pace of reading to a crawl. There are also, in parentheses, "conversations" between the mother, the daughter, and "their editor" in which basically everyone is telling Vivian to shut up. This is supposed to be funny, a bit of humor between the writer(s) and the reader, but really it just comes off as obnoxious.
There was even a scene in the book in which characters in the book come up to Vivian, tell her what a huge fan they are of her writing, and say she should have more chapters to herself. I almost gagged.
Vivian, while by far the worst, is not the only bad thing about the book (But considering that she's one of the main two detectives and the driving force behind the novel, she's more than enough reason to avoid this series like the plague). All of the other characters were flat, boring, caricatures of real people. You find yourself not even caring how many people die or how, because they're expendable and uninteresting. On top of this, the clues might as well be presented to you in flashing red text; some of them are just told to you with a straight face by some characters. As if to say, "THIS IS A CLUE. PAY ATTENTION. DID YOU CATCH THAT?"
The most likable character in the whole thing is the actual policeman, Rudder. And I think the only reason for that is that he seems just as tired of all this garbage as I am. This book may have been trash, but it sure wasn't a treasure.