50s crime genre (involving bits of sci-fi tech) about a government stiff named George Jones who solves two separate crimes in this book. Both crimes involve the illegal use of a matter-duplicator machine and for both assignments George consults the “integrator”, a probability database for identifying key suspects via helpful dataset connections.
In the first story, George is sent upstate NY to investigate a pharmaceutical lab suspected of duplicating a drug called perizone thereby upsetting the medical drug market. Turns out they’re also duplicating museum art to smuggle their drugs. This book is pure cardboard pulp so don’t expect any heady detours like in P.K. Dick’s The Man in the High Castle (1961).
What Jones uncovers is much worse than a cloned Brancusi, they’re cloning humans!! Worst of all , they’ve cloned George’s new crush, Betty-Marie Taliaferro, a genius chemical engineer who just so happens to be a smoking hot babe. (Didn’t The Firesign Theater do a bit with a character who had this name?) Sadly for George, Betty-Marie Taliaferro is not exactly into guys.
The tell-tale reveal for all these duplicates is they’re flipped left to right. The profile on a duped silver dollar can be seen facing the wrong way. Next we find out that duplicating a right-handed human results in a left-handed clone (don’t try thinking too much about it). Also, a duplicate human clone won’t acquire the emotional moral attitudes of the original… so while Betty-Marie Taliaferro may have enough ethical sense to refuse cooperation with a sinister plan to manufacture forgeries, her dupe doesn’t.
This book is a fix-up combining two previously published short stories, and typically fix-ups get padded with extra material to smooth out the plot. By chapter 10, George has completely solved the laboratory case and immediately returns to Washington DC for his next assignment. While in Washington he also marries his new love, Angela, the clone of Bette-Marie Taliaferro. (Wouldn’t you?!) It’s here where some of the extra padding between the stories goes a little woo-woo:
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"Betty-Marie Taliaferro is one of the most beautiful things that ever walked across a room, but she's about as much interested in men as a bar of soap. So [he] assumed that Angela would be the same way […] But he forgot that Angela had only Betty-Marie's capabilities, not the ideas she developed through background and years of education. So when George came along, Angela was as simple and natural as a child about it. She liked him and thought she wanted him, so she said so."
Angela nodded, started to say something, and then blushed instead.
Its disappointing to hear lesbians couldn’t be duplicated.
The second case involves some stolen airplane cargo and it is titled “The Square Cube Law”. This is a physics principle IRL regarding how size scaling works - useful for explaining why a small ant can lift such heavy things. Honestly, this story was a real slog to read and I have no regrets revealing spoilers. To make a long story short [;)], George figures out that the bad guys had tweaked the duplicator machine to modify human size, thereby creating mini-clones with super strength and endurance. Yes you guessed it, the book ends with a trio of midget wrestlers all named Jesus:
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“…the whole side of the box cracked open; something about the size of a terrier emerged, poised, and [then] launched itself at Swigart's head. Swigart fired and missed it in midair. [It] seemed to be a midget clinging with its legs to Swigart's neck and striking at him with a blackjack. The two went down across a chair with a crash. The midget was unbelievably strong; [so] O'Neill got his gun against its head and pulled the trigger. Swigart sat on the floor, one hand to his head, [now] bent over the creature the latter had killed. About two feet high, dressed in something loosely belted around its middle, but with arms bare, it had the muscles of a vest-pocket Hercules and the features of a man of about thirty. - - "What is that little horror?" asked Howard. - - "That," said Jones, "is one of the duplicates of Jesus Perez.