What the hell is this book even about?
Um… this is going to hurt.
First, let’s all take a moment to read the synopsis. Read it? Got it? Good. This book promises alternate realities and parallel universes. Yay! It’s not something you come across very often in YA books. So, like you, I was excited when I saw this book. Better yet I got it for free on my new Kindle, so I thought what better way to read it? Oh boy…
The problem with this book is that all the great and exciting aspects are more-so-than-not glazed over completely to make way for teenage angst and completely unbelievable actions and reactions on the part of the main character, Etta. Upon meeting a strange, albeit handsome, fellow she suddenly decides “what the hell” she’ll trust him, even getting in the car with him after being told by her best friend that he’s been stalking around asking for her. But, according to her, she has a level head on her shoulders. Really… When she’s in the car with him, starts getting nervous and thinks he’s a nutter because he keeps mentioning another universe, but she takes a moment to enjoy the heated seats. I don’t know about everyone else, but if I’m in a strange car, with a strange guy who apparently has been stalking me for years, who is talking out of his mind about alternate realities, I’m not interested in my ass being warm.
The main character is one I wanted to love and sympathize with but… couldn’t…
Mild spoilers ahead, people!
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She finally tells the crazy guy, Cooper, she wants to go home. On the way home, or so she thinks that’s where he’s taking her, out of nowhere she starts actually believing him. Then he tells her he’s taking her back to her own reality, and that when she arrives it will be as if she were never missing. How do they get there, you ask? They drive! And then poof, they’re outside a big, rich house, where instead of panicking, or trying to discover where her father is, because apparently he’s missing, it’s all about the private school she’s now enrolled in, waffles, and her closet.
WHAT THE HELL?! This is not a story about alternate realities, this is just a teenager with no frigging filter system. The more I read, the more I waited for the paranormal element of the book to slap me in the face. Eventually Cooper was mentioned as having been asked by a council to bring Etta back to the proper reality, but then the story line went straight back to Etta’s confused thought process. Council? Laws of realities? Her father went missing days before she returned? Hello, why is this not the focus of the main character? No, she’s too distracted by guys, clothes, and food to even give a crap that she’s part of this complex, fascinating adventure.
I'm really struggling with this. Almost all I have read so far is just this girl, with absolutely unrealistic reactions to what is going on, talking about her life. Her really boring, completely uninteresting life. The only redeeming character in this entire novel was Cooper, who actually had an interesting back story.
Finally, about halfway through the book, POOF, stuff starts to happen. The main character gets her head out of her you know what to actually find out what happened to her father, who so far has been less important to her than obnoxious high school drama. It finally got interesting. (Yay!) By this time I have been skipping sections at a time, and not missing anything might I add. But when the good stuff came, it was a massive dump that didn't seem important anymore. I wish SO much that this fascinating, paranormal plot-line had been prevalent from the start. (At least Etta isn't pointing out, or questioning, the obvious as much.)
I just don't even know what to say about the rest of this. I probably wouldn't have skimmed through the rest so quickly if it had been interesting. But when her powers/universe jumping was being interrupted by shit I didn't care about, I couldn't stomach it enough.
I did read the last couple of chapters and they weren't bad at all! I wish so much that the rest of the book had been like this. Why wasn't it? The author wasted time on just random crap that Etta should not have been concerned with. If the book had been like the last several chapters, focused on her powers and her father's work. That's the only reason I didn't absolutely hate this book.
I don't even know how to end this review. I was only ever attached to Cooper, no matter how little that attachment was. Otherwise, I won't miss a thing about this book.