Weird AF book from my childhood that for a long time I thought had just been a fever dream but now I have an actual copy of it that I can read WHENEVER I WANT. It's not a necessarily good book, but it's very interesting and bizarre and I love it.
This was one of the first science fiction books that I ever read, and it has stuck with me through all these years. Unfortunately, it is out of print and not available at any library that I know of, but I may just pick up a used copy sometime for nostalgia's sake. I think it must be a decent book in its own right because there are many readers looking for it online.