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Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know: Eleven Courageous Canines Tell All
Dear Your dog probably puzzles you. Most of us do that. And most of us would like to keep things as they humans in the dark, dogs with the upper hand. But we dogs are about to let you in a little secret. Okay, a lot of secrets. It's all in our new book, Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You To Know, as told to humans Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson. Even Steve Martin (yes, THAT Steve Martin) raves about us! Inside you'll find revelations such as the reason we at the sofa (leather tastes very similar to rawhide), and what we really think of the costumes you dress us up in. I'm not alone. Ten other courageous canines have stepped forward to tell you what your dog won't – every last dirty, hairy bit of it. If you have dogs, love dogs, or have ever been baffled by a dog, this book is a must-have.
240 pages, Paperback
First published April 1, 2012
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About the author
Hy Conrad
46 books165 followersHY CONRAD has made a career out of murder, earning the 2022 Independent Press Award for Best Mystery (“The Fixer’s Daughter”) and 2022 NYC Big Book Awards for Best Mystery Series (“The Fixer’s Daughter,” “Sins of the Family”), a Scribe Award for Best Novel (“Mr. Monk Helps Himself”) and garnering three Edgar nominations from the Mystery Writers of America (for the “Monk” TV series). Along the way, he developed a horde of popular games and interactive films, hundreds of short stories and a dozen books of solvable mysteries, published in over 15 languages. Hy is best known for his eight seasons as writer/co-executive producer for the ground-breaking TV series, “Monk.” Other shows include “White Collar” and “The Good Cop.”
As a novelist, Hy authored the final four books in the Monk series, the Amy Travel Mysteries (“Toured to Death,” “Dearly Departed” and “Death on the Patagonian Express”) and the Callie McFee Mysteries (“The Fixer’s Daughter,” a Barnes & Noble bestseller and “Sins of the Family”).
In the world of theatre, his produced works consist of “Home Exchange” (a mystery), “Ta-Dah!” (a musical), and “Quarantine for Two” (a socially distanced dark comedy about the pandemic).
When he looks up from his keyboard, Hy sees either the hills of Vermont or the palm trees of Key West, depending on the time of year. He also sees Jeff Johnson, his partner of 43 years, now his husband, plus Nelson and Stella, the latest in a dynasty of mini-schnauzers.
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As a novelist, Hy authored the final four books in the Monk series, the Amy Travel Mysteries (“Toured to Death,” “Dearly Departed” and “Death on the Patagonian Express”) and the Callie McFee Mysteries (“The Fixer’s Daughter,” a Barnes & Noble bestseller and “Sins of the Family”).
In the world of theatre, his produced works consist of “Home Exchange” (a mystery), “Ta-Dah!” (a musical), and “Quarantine for Two” (a socially distanced dark comedy about the pandemic).
When he looks up from his keyboard, Hy sees either the hills of Vermont or the palm trees of Key West, depending on the time of year. He also sees Jeff Johnson, his partner of 43 years, now his husband, plus Nelson and Stella, the latest in a dynasty of mini-schnauzers.
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June 25, 2014
I was not enjoying this, and then I remembered that no one is making me read it. There were a few cute moments, but really it's just silly. Abandoned on the free shelf at work.
December 31, 2015
Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know by Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson is just hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I was laughing so hard at some points that my kids were running over to find out what was so funny. Of course, half the time they didn’t get the joke … but they’re still young (ages 9, 6, and 5). My oldest asked if she could read it after me, so I just handed it off to her. :-)
It’s not full of constant hilarity. Let’s face it; that would make reading nearly impossible. Between gasps for breaths and tears in your eyes, you’d be hard pressed to make it through a few pages, let alone the entire book. The parts that aren’t hilarious are absolutely adorable. The different dogs’ personalities are so unique and so fun. I can’t really decide on a favorite. (Although, I must say that I was disappointed that there wasn’t a beagle in there. We have a beagle, and I think he’d have another unique, and equally hilarious, perspective on things!) And the ending, it was so sweet. The very final story was just sweet. I actually felt the prickle of tears threatening by the time I finished reading that story.
If you like dogs – or (like me) you live with one (or, God forbid, more) and tolerate him/her – then you should read this book. You’ll see your own dog(s) in many of these stories, and wind up wiping tears of laughter from your eyes.
It’s not full of constant hilarity. Let’s face it; that would make reading nearly impossible. Between gasps for breaths and tears in your eyes, you’d be hard pressed to make it through a few pages, let alone the entire book. The parts that aren’t hilarious are absolutely adorable. The different dogs’ personalities are so unique and so fun. I can’t really decide on a favorite. (Although, I must say that I was disappointed that there wasn’t a beagle in there. We have a beagle, and I think he’d have another unique, and equally hilarious, perspective on things!) And the ending, it was so sweet. The very final story was just sweet. I actually felt the prickle of tears threatening by the time I finished reading that story.
If you like dogs – or (like me) you live with one (or, God forbid, more) and tolerate him/her – then you should read this book. You’ll see your own dog(s) in many of these stories, and wind up wiping tears of laughter from your eyes.
November 5, 2012
A mixture of comedy and sadness by Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson with artwork by Dean Stefanides.
Eleven dogs tell you their innermost thoughts.
Sarge...starts a police dog with a fondness for pot. He goes to a junkyard and then a hospital and even the movie business.. It seems poor Sarge just can't keep a job. He gets into tons of trouble and yet at the same time, his stories are a tad sad. He just keeps getting abandoned...or fired as he says.
Moonbeam is a rescued dog living with a hippie. He's not too fond of being forced to be a vegan.
Tinkerbell is the show stealer. Her pages look like a Facebook page and she's very sarcastic as she berates her human and the human's daughter. She's hauled around in a purse, drinks wine with the gardener when everyone is away, has the adventure of a lifetime, and bashes her human for assuming she has a Mexican accent. Her comments are snarky and funny.
Full review on Book Babe: http://wwwbookbabe.blogspot.com/2012/...
Eleven dogs tell you their innermost thoughts.
Sarge...starts a police dog with a fondness for pot. He goes to a junkyard and then a hospital and even the movie business.. It seems poor Sarge just can't keep a job. He gets into tons of trouble and yet at the same time, his stories are a tad sad. He just keeps getting abandoned...or fired as he says.
Moonbeam is a rescued dog living with a hippie. He's not too fond of being forced to be a vegan.
Tinkerbell is the show stealer. Her pages look like a Facebook page and she's very sarcastic as she berates her human and the human's daughter. She's hauled around in a purse, drinks wine with the gardener when everyone is away, has the adventure of a lifetime, and bashes her human for assuming she has a Mexican accent. Her comments are snarky and funny.
Full review on Book Babe: http://wwwbookbabe.blogspot.com/2012/...
April 17, 2012
MY THOUGHTS
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!!!
Yes, I used exclamations points!!! This quick, little read about eleven dogs, from hippy-dippy to obedience school drop out will have you howling. Of course, there is a dachshund involve and Gabby captured my heart. She is a bit (ok, extremely) spoiled and a bit ditsy but she makes no excuses for it. Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua, is tired of being stuffed in a purse and has lots of friends she likes to hang out with. Don't piss her off since she might grab that blouse in a dressing room and accidentally use it as a nest in your giant purse which might lead to your arrest. Moonbeam has been adopted by a vegan, and must sneak out for any kind of meat which might just be making him a bit crazy, not to mention the name. Overall, this fun read is perfect to leave on your coffee table and it is easy to pick up, read a few pages and then come back to it, sort of like your dogs attention span when food isn't involved.
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!!!
Yes, I used exclamations points!!! This quick, little read about eleven dogs, from hippy-dippy to obedience school drop out will have you howling. Of course, there is a dachshund involve and Gabby captured my heart. She is a bit (ok, extremely) spoiled and a bit ditsy but she makes no excuses for it. Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua, is tired of being stuffed in a purse and has lots of friends she likes to hang out with. Don't piss her off since she might grab that blouse in a dressing room and accidentally use it as a nest in your giant purse which might lead to your arrest. Moonbeam has been adopted by a vegan, and must sneak out for any kind of meat which might just be making him a bit crazy, not to mention the name. Overall, this fun read is perfect to leave on your coffee table and it is easy to pick up, read a few pages and then come back to it, sort of like your dogs attention span when food isn't involved.
September 14, 2012
Things Your Dog Doesn't Want you to Know is refreshing, and one of those books that will pick you up no matter how you're feeling. This book is meant to entertain, to be uplifting, and make you laugh. 11 different canines to fall in love with as they share with you why they do the things they do.
But don't let anyone know they told you ;)
For all dog lovers, animal lovers, or anyone looking for an easy, enjoyable read.
But don't let anyone know they told you ;)
For all dog lovers, animal lovers, or anyone looking for an easy, enjoyable read.
September 19, 2019
A cute collection of essays told from the 'perspectives' of 11 different dogs about how they perceive life and particularly their interactions with their humans. All of the essays are 2 pages long and cover a variety of topics, from how to successfully mooch an extra meal at dinnertime to the differences in how people raise kids compared to how a momma dog raises her puppies to how a dog copes when there are expectations of him based on his breed but he'd secretly rather be doing something else. A lot of them reminded me of the various dogs we've had throughout the years, especially the food ones, as we always seem to end up with pooches who love their kibble.
It is a fun book to read a little at a time, as each of the 11 dogs is a character and the essays for some of them carry on a story throughout the book. Specifically, the German Shepherd who is a working dog, but tends to do his jobs a little too well, was a favorite. They don't always go in the same order, so it's kind of fun to turn the page and see who we're checking in with next. I could have done without the Chihuahua and Dachshund, but I'm simply not the 'cute little female dog' type, preferring the bulldog, boxer, bloodhound, and aforementioned German Shepherd.
It is a fun book to read a little at a time, as each of the 11 dogs is a character and the essays for some of them carry on a story throughout the book. Specifically, the German Shepherd who is a working dog, but tends to do his jobs a little too well, was a favorite. They don't always go in the same order, so it's kind of fun to turn the page and see who we're checking in with next. I could have done without the Chihuahua and Dachshund, but I'm simply not the 'cute little female dog' type, preferring the bulldog, boxer, bloodhound, and aforementioned German Shepherd.
December 14, 2018
I think this was a really good and interesting book. It tells funny stories about different dogs and they are all different in unique ways. There was a cop dog, a dog that survived a flood, and others. They talk about their life and their owners. One dog was in love with food and ate a lot which was a funnier story. All dogs stories are funny in different ways. Some of the stories are interesting too. Over all I think this book was great in so many different ways and it also very funny and interesting.
December 6, 2021
The title sounds so intriguing! What secrets does my dog want to keep from me? We meet eleven dogs who tell about their lives.
I would have enjoyed more photos instead of the thumbnail sized head shots. The book was rather wordy. Took quite awhile to read this small book. I think I'll let my dog keep his own secrets.
I would have enjoyed more photos instead of the thumbnail sized head shots. The book was rather wordy. Took quite awhile to read this small book. I think I'll let my dog keep his own secrets.
March 2, 2025
It was okay, definitely more humorous then actually useful. There were more adult jokes in this one, so I wouldn't recommend for a teen reader.
December 5, 2012
So this is a case of "don't judge a book by it's cover" and also "seriously do your research before you sign up for a book tour." Because the fact that I didn't enjoy this book is 100% my fault. See, what happened is that I saw the adorable cover with the cute little puppy faces and decided based on the title that it was going to contain dog facts/training advice. I glossed over the summary and didn't read the exerpt because I thought it would be like "I'm not a person" and then a little paragraph about how it's important not to treat your dog like a child and why. Which is what I wanted to read But it's actually humorous essays from a dog's point of view and it's not really advice it's more like what your pet would say if he or she could talk.
So it's not that the book isn't funny or that it wasn't well written, it's that it's in a genre that I just don't find all that entertaining. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that my review is totally biased and it's totally my fault because I went into the book with faulty expectations. That said, I'm going to do my best to review the book based on its merits and not on how it didn't meet my expectations.
Writing
Cutesy I think is the best way to describe it. There are 11 different dogs, each of which has his or her own personality. Each dog also has a story line - there's the German Shepherd who is looking for a job, an elderly Cocker Spaniel who is dealing with age, a Bloodhound who wants to be a movie star rather than a hunter, etc. Each story has a cute picture to go along with it. It's something you'd find in the humor section at Barnes and Noble - one of those books with as many pictures as words and something funny on each page? Do you know what I'm talking about? Am I making any sense?
Entertainment Value
Again, I think this was really just meant for a different audience with different expectations. I personally wasn't all that entertained. Straightforward literal humor just isn't my thing. But I think this does have a huge potential for readers who prefer that kind of humor. I can think of several friends and family members off the top of my head who would love this kind of book - I'll probably be passing it on to one of them.
Overall
It wasn't my thing. I didn't love it. But I don't think that means that the book wasn't successful for what it was intended to be - a humorous collection examining life from a dog's point of view. Like I said, I think that had I not jumped on the book for its adorable cover and paid more attention, I would have had a more accurate understanding going in. Lesson learned. But I do think the book is perfect for many readers and there are quite a few people I'll recommend it to.
Thanks to TLC for letting me part of the tour! Click here for a list of other tour stops.
So it's not that the book isn't funny or that it wasn't well written, it's that it's in a genre that I just don't find all that entertaining. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that my review is totally biased and it's totally my fault because I went into the book with faulty expectations. That said, I'm going to do my best to review the book based on its merits and not on how it didn't meet my expectations.
Writing
Cutesy I think is the best way to describe it. There are 11 different dogs, each of which has his or her own personality. Each dog also has a story line - there's the German Shepherd who is looking for a job, an elderly Cocker Spaniel who is dealing with age, a Bloodhound who wants to be a movie star rather than a hunter, etc. Each story has a cute picture to go along with it. It's something you'd find in the humor section at Barnes and Noble - one of those books with as many pictures as words and something funny on each page? Do you know what I'm talking about? Am I making any sense?
Entertainment Value
Again, I think this was really just meant for a different audience with different expectations. I personally wasn't all that entertained. Straightforward literal humor just isn't my thing. But I think this does have a huge potential for readers who prefer that kind of humor. I can think of several friends and family members off the top of my head who would love this kind of book - I'll probably be passing it on to one of them.
Overall
It wasn't my thing. I didn't love it. But I don't think that means that the book wasn't successful for what it was intended to be - a humorous collection examining life from a dog's point of view. Like I said, I think that had I not jumped on the book for its adorable cover and paid more attention, I would have had a more accurate understanding going in. Lesson learned. But I do think the book is perfect for many readers and there are quite a few people I'll recommend it to.
Thanks to TLC for letting me part of the tour! Click here for a list of other tour stops.
November 17, 2012
I don’t know what made me pick this book up. Books written in the voice of a dog? Not my usual reading. And, then I opened the book and read the first story. I can’t remember when I’ve laughed so hard. I was hooked!
From the second story on, I began reading them aloud to my husband – who was looking a little weird at me. I guess it’s difficult to understand someone who is laughing so hard they are crying – and trying to read to you at the same time. I finally gave up.
I’ve been known to sit and converse with my dogs. I have two of them; West German Shepherds. I actually converse more with one than the other, as one of them is always chasing her tail and it’s a little difficult to gain her attention. Having said that, my favorite dog stories in the entire book were, of course, by Sarge, the German Shepherd Police Dog.
Who cannot help but love a police dog who loves his job a little too much – so much so that he gets fired for partaking in the drugs he’s sniffing out. I loved this story, first, because I have two German Shepherds; second, because my father and husband are retired state troopers; and third, because once he was fired, he went to live in a junk yard. Why? We purchased a junk yard. Then, we cleaned the junk out. Now, it’s a green yard complete with a home and, yes, German Shepherds. Sarge would fit right in to my life.
“…Now I spend most of my time dozing and licking myself and trying to remember where the water bowl is. Officer Simon and I go out a few times a week, …When I find a stash of pot, I always try to eat a little before I jump and bark and signal a bust.”
Then, there is the note to the dog walker from Charlie. By the time he finishes giving directions, you are so confused that you do not remember if you took the dogs for a walk or not.
“First off, you can’t walk all seven of us together. I think you learned that lesson. But it’s also very important who take with whom and when and where. It’s simple. Chloe has to be first, since she hates us and won’t pee if we’ve been out there before her. But you can’t walk her alone because that would upset Snowball, who gets jealous. I would recommend walking the girls together…”
The book is great. The stories are well written, even if they were written by a dog. It will truly make you stop and wonder what your dog might be telling you. I know that I can read my dog’s facial expressions and I can only imagine the stories they might write – if they could.
If there is a dog lover on your Christmas list, this book would be a great gift – just make sure you also buy one for yourself, and a few to give away.
From the second story on, I began reading them aloud to my husband – who was looking a little weird at me. I guess it’s difficult to understand someone who is laughing so hard they are crying – and trying to read to you at the same time. I finally gave up.
I’ve been known to sit and converse with my dogs. I have two of them; West German Shepherds. I actually converse more with one than the other, as one of them is always chasing her tail and it’s a little difficult to gain her attention. Having said that, my favorite dog stories in the entire book were, of course, by Sarge, the German Shepherd Police Dog.
Who cannot help but love a police dog who loves his job a little too much – so much so that he gets fired for partaking in the drugs he’s sniffing out. I loved this story, first, because I have two German Shepherds; second, because my father and husband are retired state troopers; and third, because once he was fired, he went to live in a junk yard. Why? We purchased a junk yard. Then, we cleaned the junk out. Now, it’s a green yard complete with a home and, yes, German Shepherds. Sarge would fit right in to my life.
“…Now I spend most of my time dozing and licking myself and trying to remember where the water bowl is. Officer Simon and I go out a few times a week, …When I find a stash of pot, I always try to eat a little before I jump and bark and signal a bust.”
Then, there is the note to the dog walker from Charlie. By the time he finishes giving directions, you are so confused that you do not remember if you took the dogs for a walk or not.
“First off, you can’t walk all seven of us together. I think you learned that lesson. But it’s also very important who take with whom and when and where. It’s simple. Chloe has to be first, since she hates us and won’t pee if we’ve been out there before her. But you can’t walk her alone because that would upset Snowball, who gets jealous. I would recommend walking the girls together…”
The book is great. The stories are well written, even if they were written by a dog. It will truly make you stop and wonder what your dog might be telling you. I know that I can read my dog’s facial expressions and I can only imagine the stories they might write – if they could.
If there is a dog lover on your Christmas list, this book would be a great gift – just make sure you also buy one for yourself, and a few to give away.
March 11, 2012
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When I first saw this book available for review on Netgalley, I just knew I had to read it. I knew it would be charming and fun, but it turned out to be so much better than I expected!
"Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know: Eleven Courageous Canines Tell All" is a very short, very cute book. In it, we're first introduced to our lovely canine characters, all of different breeds, ages, behaviors, families and opinions. (and, oh, boy, do they have opinions! LOL). Then we get to read their stories. Their narratives are hilarious! You can actually picture your dog thinking like that.
I, for once, know I'll never look at mine the same way again. They tell us about how they hate their names, how they disagree with humans about parenting, about how they are the ones who run the household, about how confused they are about why they can't eat those awful shoes or drink from the toilet, and about how much they love their human friends... it's very heart-warming.
The authors were able to really capture the goodness and innocence of dogs. You can't be mad at them when you see the special way they see the world and their own actions. All they want to do is please their owners... but sometimes their naive actions don't get the exact outcome they expected. And they can't wrap their heads around it. Just like us. LOL.
One of my favorite quotes:
"Did I turn up my nose and say "No thanks, I just ate. Why don't I save this for tomorroy?" No, that would have been rude. And dogs aren't rude. Cats are."
Dog lovers will go crazy with this book!!
You know this book is going to be great just looking at the authors. Hy Conrad writes for television (he's one of the original writers for Monk!).Currently he is a writer and consulting producer on the TV show "White Collar." Jeff Johnson works in advertising and wrote THE HOURGLASS SOLUTION: A BOOMER'S GUIDE TO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
So, if you love dogs and enjoy humor, you'll love Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know. I did. :D
* I received an eARC from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.*
When I first saw this book available for review on Netgalley, I just knew I had to read it. I knew it would be charming and fun, but it turned out to be so much better than I expected!
"Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know: Eleven Courageous Canines Tell All" is a very short, very cute book. In it, we're first introduced to our lovely canine characters, all of different breeds, ages, behaviors, families and opinions. (and, oh, boy, do they have opinions! LOL). Then we get to read their stories. Their narratives are hilarious! You can actually picture your dog thinking like that.
I, for once, know I'll never look at mine the same way again. They tell us about how they hate their names, how they disagree with humans about parenting, about how they are the ones who run the household, about how confused they are about why they can't eat those awful shoes or drink from the toilet, and about how much they love their human friends... it's very heart-warming.
The authors were able to really capture the goodness and innocence of dogs. You can't be mad at them when you see the special way they see the world and their own actions. All they want to do is please their owners... but sometimes their naive actions don't get the exact outcome they expected. And they can't wrap their heads around it. Just like us. LOL.
One of my favorite quotes:
"Did I turn up my nose and say "No thanks, I just ate. Why don't I save this for tomorroy?" No, that would have been rude. And dogs aren't rude. Cats are."
Dog lovers will go crazy with this book!!
You know this book is going to be great just looking at the authors. Hy Conrad writes for television (he's one of the original writers for Monk!).Currently he is a writer and consulting producer on the TV show "White Collar." Jeff Johnson works in advertising and wrote THE HOURGLASS SOLUTION: A BOOMER'S GUIDE TO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
So, if you love dogs and enjoy humor, you'll love Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You to Know. I did. :D
* I received an eARC from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.*
March 19, 2012
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Since I received this as an ARC, it was not the complete book, so I can’t really give a full review since I only got to read the first 25 pages, or the first 7 stories in the complete version of this book that people who purchase it will get. The book is written from the point of view of the dogs, which makes it all the more funny. You get a rather comical look at what might go on in their brains.
This first story was my favorite; it reminded me of my dog, Tux, 100%. It has to do with dogs who want what we call in our house the “double feed.” Our dog is such a mooch and it just made me LOL, it was so funny, I got my husband’s attention and read it aloud to him. He was LOL too.
I also liked the second story about a dog that pee’s in the herb garden. It made me think, well I better be sure to wash all green things super well before I eat them!
I wasn’t much connected with the other stories, but I am sure there is something in this book for everyone. I will probably buy the actual book when it comes out because the little bit I read was so funny that I want to read more. I hope there is a story about a dog who takes forever to go to the bathroom. I want to know what is going on in my dogs head when he gets in the position like 8 times before he actually goes.
This book, at least what I read. is appropriate for people of all ages. The pages are very colorful and it has tons of pictures to make you connect with the character telling the story. The stories are short and would make a good bedtime story book, or if you are one of those people who put books in the bathroom, it would be great in there too.
I thoroughly enjoyed what I read of this book and am eagerly awaiting its release so that I can get the full version!
I received this book as an ARC. I do not get paid to review books; I do so in order to assist parents and teachers in recommending appropriate books for your kids to read.
Since I received this as an ARC, it was not the complete book, so I can’t really give a full review since I only got to read the first 25 pages, or the first 7 stories in the complete version of this book that people who purchase it will get. The book is written from the point of view of the dogs, which makes it all the more funny. You get a rather comical look at what might go on in their brains.
This first story was my favorite; it reminded me of my dog, Tux, 100%. It has to do with dogs who want what we call in our house the “double feed.” Our dog is such a mooch and it just made me LOL, it was so funny, I got my husband’s attention and read it aloud to him. He was LOL too.
I also liked the second story about a dog that pee’s in the herb garden. It made me think, well I better be sure to wash all green things super well before I eat them!
I wasn’t much connected with the other stories, but I am sure there is something in this book for everyone. I will probably buy the actual book when it comes out because the little bit I read was so funny that I want to read more. I hope there is a story about a dog who takes forever to go to the bathroom. I want to know what is going on in my dogs head when he gets in the position like 8 times before he actually goes.
This book, at least what I read. is appropriate for people of all ages. The pages are very colorful and it has tons of pictures to make you connect with the character telling the story. The stories are short and would make a good bedtime story book, or if you are one of those people who put books in the bathroom, it would be great in there too.
I thoroughly enjoyed what I read of this book and am eagerly awaiting its release so that I can get the full version!
I received this book as an ARC. I do not get paid to review books; I do so in order to assist parents and teachers in recommending appropriate books for your kids to read.
August 27, 2012
I usually give my opinion of a book that I am reviewing at the end of the review, but this time I will open with it. I found Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You To Know by Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson to be everything a book should be. It is engaging, creative and memorable. Each of the 115 essays is presented in the words of one of eleven different dogs. After reading the first sentence of the first essay, as far as I was concerned, I believed I was listening to a dog.
I tried to pick a favorite dog or maybe a favorite essay. I found this to be impossible. I found all the canines to be irresistible and each essay is memorable. The dogs discuss a number of topics. In I Will Never Be Full, Orson, a Bulldog, readily admits he hasn't been hungry since he was a week old. He'll be happy only when he finally explodes. He fills his days checking his food bowl and takes delight in the two dinners he gets while his humans are mad at each other. Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua, discusses birthdays in You Can Forget My Birthday. She makes it clear that she doesn't know when her birthday is and that dogs do not celebrate birthdays. "If you really want to know, we celebrate naps and escaping from the backyard and the death of cats." She doesn't want to appear ungrateful for her birthday party which was held in a tent. There were even cupcakes with lighted candles. However, all this led to the appearance of fire trucks.
Especially moving are the words from Sophie in I'm Not Irreplaceable. She eloquently says "Maybe I'm unique because I'm part of these memories you'll never have again".
There is a great deal more in this book and it is so worth reading. It is both humorous and touching. If a dog is a part of your life then you must read this book. If you are considering welcoming a dog into your life this book will help prepare you for what is to come. I came away wiser after reading this book. I highly recommend reading it.
I received this book free of charge through Review the Book and I give this review of my own free will.
I tried to pick a favorite dog or maybe a favorite essay. I found this to be impossible. I found all the canines to be irresistible and each essay is memorable. The dogs discuss a number of topics. In I Will Never Be Full, Orson, a Bulldog, readily admits he hasn't been hungry since he was a week old. He'll be happy only when he finally explodes. He fills his days checking his food bowl and takes delight in the two dinners he gets while his humans are mad at each other. Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua, discusses birthdays in You Can Forget My Birthday. She makes it clear that she doesn't know when her birthday is and that dogs do not celebrate birthdays. "If you really want to know, we celebrate naps and escaping from the backyard and the death of cats." She doesn't want to appear ungrateful for her birthday party which was held in a tent. There were even cupcakes with lighted candles. However, all this led to the appearance of fire trucks.
Especially moving are the words from Sophie in I'm Not Irreplaceable. She eloquently says "Maybe I'm unique because I'm part of these memories you'll never have again".
There is a great deal more in this book and it is so worth reading. It is both humorous and touching. If a dog is a part of your life then you must read this book. If you are considering welcoming a dog into your life this book will help prepare you for what is to come. I came away wiser after reading this book. I highly recommend reading it.
I received this book free of charge through Review the Book and I give this review of my own free will.
January 25, 2013
I don't know how many of you know this but I'm a huge animal lover, at the last count we had 2 gerbils, 3 hamsters, 2 cats, 2 budgies and 1 golden retriever in our house that goes by the name of Annie so when my favourite book tour company sent me an invite for this book I just had to have it.
The day I got it I remember flipping through it randomly and laughing hysterically with my mother who though the book from what she saw was the cutest thing. It also got the kiss of approval from Annie (She licks everything!). So once I got Annie's approval I knew it would be a great book and it was.
I mean if you're looking for a serious read and came upon this then you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque Doc. This book had me giggling and laughing hysterically from page one. I loved all the dogs and their little journalish entries. Each dog had their own unique little personalities or in the case of some of the dogs big personalities.
I loved the cleverness of the book. I love how the book was written in such a way that the reader could put it down whenever they felt like it (but let's be honest who would want to put it down?). It's a great book to read when you're a bit down, if it's a cloudy day or if you just want to have a laugh and think about what your dog might say about you if they were able to talk.
I would recommend this book to everyone but especially the animal lovers out there, this would make the perfect birthday or Christmas present because it has something for all ages to enjoy. I know that I'm going to have a hard time getting my copy back from my mom because she likes it so much! So what are you waiting for folks?! Go get your copy!!
*I received a free copy in exchange for my free and honest review. I was not compensated in any way and all thoughts and opinions expressed therein are my own.
The day I got it I remember flipping through it randomly and laughing hysterically with my mother who though the book from what she saw was the cutest thing. It also got the kiss of approval from Annie (She licks everything!). So once I got Annie's approval I knew it would be a great book and it was.
I mean if you're looking for a serious read and came upon this then you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque Doc. This book had me giggling and laughing hysterically from page one. I loved all the dogs and their little journalish entries. Each dog had their own unique little personalities or in the case of some of the dogs big personalities.
I loved the cleverness of the book. I love how the book was written in such a way that the reader could put it down whenever they felt like it (but let's be honest who would want to put it down?). It's a great book to read when you're a bit down, if it's a cloudy day or if you just want to have a laugh and think about what your dog might say about you if they were able to talk.
I would recommend this book to everyone but especially the animal lovers out there, this would make the perfect birthday or Christmas present because it has something for all ages to enjoy. I know that I'm going to have a hard time getting my copy back from my mom because she likes it so much! So what are you waiting for folks?! Go get your copy!!
*I received a free copy in exchange for my free and honest review. I was not compensated in any way and all thoughts and opinions expressed therein are my own.
September 17, 2012
The cover of this book is just darn cute. That gets your attention, but it's what you find on the inside that keeps you.
This is the book about 11 dogs of various ages and breeds telling you what they think of their owners and those around them. There is the opinionated Border Collie who helped raise your kids if you did not know. Then there is the rich and spoiled Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua. The elderly Cocker Spaniel named Sophie who makes you want to cuddle her with tears in her eyes. Oh, and Gabby, the Long-Haired Dachshund who has just discovered boys. These are just a few of the entertaining and unique personalities of this book.
Each dog has his/her own personality, and the pages their comments are on reflect that. Moonbeam's owner is a New Age follower and his theme is a woodsy one. Sarge is an ex canine cop so he has a badge and a clipboard. Rufus T. is just a down home country boy with a flannel theme. Each dog is truly their own.
I loved the personalities of the dogs and how the authors gave them their own spotlight. Each 'entry' in the book by each dog is only two pages long which makes the reading quick and so funny. These are honest posts. The dogs tell you exactly how they feel. There is a smidge of language in it, and the topics are not always nice and pretty but they are done in a way that I found humorous and not at all disgusting. That really impressed me.
This is the kind of book that you should have at your desk so when you are having a bad day you can just read one entry and begin laughing. Then read another and another. Just don't get caught by the boss. I read it out loud to my kids and they laughed.
If you are a dog lover or even think they are cute, you have to get this book.
Note: This book was part of a book tour and was given to me without expectation of a positive review.
This is the book about 11 dogs of various ages and breeds telling you what they think of their owners and those around them. There is the opinionated Border Collie who helped raise your kids if you did not know. Then there is the rich and spoiled Tinkerbell, a Chihuahua. The elderly Cocker Spaniel named Sophie who makes you want to cuddle her with tears in her eyes. Oh, and Gabby, the Long-Haired Dachshund who has just discovered boys. These are just a few of the entertaining and unique personalities of this book.
Each dog has his/her own personality, and the pages their comments are on reflect that. Moonbeam's owner is a New Age follower and his theme is a woodsy one. Sarge is an ex canine cop so he has a badge and a clipboard. Rufus T. is just a down home country boy with a flannel theme. Each dog is truly their own.
I loved the personalities of the dogs and how the authors gave them their own spotlight. Each 'entry' in the book by each dog is only two pages long which makes the reading quick and so funny. These are honest posts. The dogs tell you exactly how they feel. There is a smidge of language in it, and the topics are not always nice and pretty but they are done in a way that I found humorous and not at all disgusting. That really impressed me.
This is the kind of book that you should have at your desk so when you are having a bad day you can just read one entry and begin laughing. Then read another and another. Just don't get caught by the boss. I read it out loud to my kids and they laughed.
If you are a dog lover or even think they are cute, you have to get this book.
Note: This book was part of a book tour and was given to me without expectation of a positive review.
November 4, 2012
This is a darling book and I was thrilled when it came in the mail. My initial reaction when I started reading the book was one of confusion. I was expecting essays of a more serious/personal nature, perhaps, with a little comedy on the side. I did not realize that the book was going to be full of comedy sketches. Once I tuned in on that aspect--I had great fun with it.
The graphic design is excellent! It is brightly colored in the style of a scrapbook. Each dog has its own page design and font for the letters he/she writes to you. Every personality has a different voice and story to tell. The authors did a great job in matching the personality to each breed. The breeds are: Yellow Lab, Border Collie, Boxer, Chihuahua, Bull Dog, Cocker Spaniel, German Shepherd, Miniature Schnauzer, Mixed Breed, Long Haired Dachshund, Blood Hound.
Some books you read and can’t wait to give them away. This book? You’ll want to pass on to other people, but only with a new copy because you won’t be able to part with its perky design and the delightful little stories. It is a great little coffee table book, great for a gift, great for the holidays, and just a lot of fun all the way around. Be forewarned . . . if you dare take it to work to show your colleagues--I guarantee you’ll never see it again.
**Note to Orson—don’t eat any more grapes. They are toxic to dogs. You’ll get sick and maybe die.
I’d like to thank the authors: Jeff Johnson and Hy Conrad, and the art director Dean Stefanides for this beautiful copy and all the joy they have provided with this adorable book; and, to www.reviewthebook.com for this opportunity to--review the book.
The graphic design is excellent! It is brightly colored in the style of a scrapbook. Each dog has its own page design and font for the letters he/she writes to you. Every personality has a different voice and story to tell. The authors did a great job in matching the personality to each breed. The breeds are: Yellow Lab, Border Collie, Boxer, Chihuahua, Bull Dog, Cocker Spaniel, German Shepherd, Miniature Schnauzer, Mixed Breed, Long Haired Dachshund, Blood Hound.
Some books you read and can’t wait to give them away. This book? You’ll want to pass on to other people, but only with a new copy because you won’t be able to part with its perky design and the delightful little stories. It is a great little coffee table book, great for a gift, great for the holidays, and just a lot of fun all the way around. Be forewarned . . . if you dare take it to work to show your colleagues--I guarantee you’ll never see it again.
**Note to Orson—don’t eat any more grapes. They are toxic to dogs. You’ll get sick and maybe die.
I’d like to thank the authors: Jeff Johnson and Hy Conrad, and the art director Dean Stefanides for this beautiful copy and all the joy they have provided with this adorable book; and, to www.reviewthebook.com for this opportunity to--review the book.
November 23, 2013
Prior to my hiatus from blogging I was asked to review a fun looking book. It is a book written from a dog's perspective. It immediately caught me as something worth reviewing because how many times have I looked my pup in the eye and wondered what she was thinking. Also, lets be honest I often make a voice for my dog and speak dialog on her behalf. I read this book in a very short amount of time because it was just so stinking funny. It acts like a series of interview from 11 dogs, include Tinkerbell a spoiled Chihuahua, Orson a food crazed bulldog, Sophie an older cocker spaniel, and Sarge a Germany Shepard who is always looking for a new job. Not only were the dogs stories hysterically funny but some were touching as well. I loved stories of Orson talking about having to be a Vegan, or Tinkerbell discussing here life as a purse dog. The ones that touched me the most were the stories of the dogs who were rescues (all of my dogs have been) or Sophie talking about getting older and how she knows her owners are thinking about putting her down. I always wondered with my Doxie who I loved more than life itself knew how sick he was when we went to put him down. This was a hysterically funny book written by Hy Conrad who was originally a writer for Monk and Jeff Johnson an advertiser and board member of the Florida Keys SPCA. For any dog lover this was a great funny book about what our dogs think about us and how much smarter they are than we often give them credit for. I would give this five stars....truly one of the best comedy books I have read in a long time.
September 22, 2012
This book review almost didn’t happen. My daughter saw the book on my coffee table and immediately grabbed it to take to her house.
“Not so fast,” I told her. “I’m doing a book review. After I finish, I’ll let you borrow it.” If the book had made it into the depths of her handbag, I would have never seen it again and you wouldn’t be reading about this funny new release today.
So you thought Bad Kitties was hilarious? This book takes the concept one step further. Instead of just seeing a picture with a caption, in Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know takes you from puppyhood to elder dogs' lives and provides insight into the inner workings of their mysterious minds.
Reading this book you’ll discover:
• What that Chihuahua is really thinking as she rides around in her owner’s purse.
• The real reason police dogs love their jobs.
• The truth about why dogs eat your favorite furniture.
When I first began reading this book, I thought I could skip around and read whatever chapter I wanted in any order. But I quickly realized, this is a story of dogs’ lives and each chapter builds on the last, developing these memorable and adorable characters. I want to find Axelrod and bring him home.
All in all, this is a highly enjoyable read, a fun book to keep on your coffee table or to give as a gift to any dog lover you know. I give it five woofs.
I received my copy from Virtual Author Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.
“Not so fast,” I told her. “I’m doing a book review. After I finish, I’ll let you borrow it.” If the book had made it into the depths of her handbag, I would have never seen it again and you wouldn’t be reading about this funny new release today.
So you thought Bad Kitties was hilarious? This book takes the concept one step further. Instead of just seeing a picture with a caption, in Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know takes you from puppyhood to elder dogs' lives and provides insight into the inner workings of their mysterious minds.
Reading this book you’ll discover:
• What that Chihuahua is really thinking as she rides around in her owner’s purse.
• The real reason police dogs love their jobs.
• The truth about why dogs eat your favorite furniture.
When I first began reading this book, I thought I could skip around and read whatever chapter I wanted in any order. But I quickly realized, this is a story of dogs’ lives and each chapter builds on the last, developing these memorable and adorable characters. I want to find Axelrod and bring him home.
All in all, this is a highly enjoyable read, a fun book to keep on your coffee table or to give as a gift to any dog lover you know. I give it five woofs.
I received my copy from Virtual Author Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.
October 18, 2012
I'm a sucker for dog books. I'm just an all around dog person, so when I first saw this, I knew I just had to read it. I love POV animal books, and with that adorable cover and the endorsements from a lot of funny people, I thought this may be one of the funniest books I picked up all year.
Imagine my disappointment, then, when it turned out to only be...okay. It had it's moments - I may have snorted appreciatively once or twice. But otherwise, it just fell flat for me. I really credit my main problem with it to lack of differentiation between the confessions from the doggie cast. While the locations and a few personality traits may have changed, I really felt you could have put any story with any dog head. They were almost interchangeable stylistically. Every dog is unique and quirky, and I feel like the authors had a great set of characters to work with, all in very different situations and stages of life. But it was quite obvious that each story was written by the same people.
All the same, it is entertaining to pick up in spurts. It's fast and easy to read, and like I mentioned, some of the stories are fantastically funny. However, it isn't all comedy. Be forewarned that there are some sadder entries. Also, keep your smaller kids away. Who've thunk sex and drugs would show up in a cute dog book?
This would make a cute coffee table book, or dare I say, even a good bathroom book. The stories are short and sweet, 2 pages a piece, perfect for one "sitting". ;D
Imagine my disappointment, then, when it turned out to only be...okay. It had it's moments - I may have snorted appreciatively once or twice. But otherwise, it just fell flat for me. I really credit my main problem with it to lack of differentiation between the confessions from the doggie cast. While the locations and a few personality traits may have changed, I really felt you could have put any story with any dog head. They were almost interchangeable stylistically. Every dog is unique and quirky, and I feel like the authors had a great set of characters to work with, all in very different situations and stages of life. But it was quite obvious that each story was written by the same people.
All the same, it is entertaining to pick up in spurts. It's fast and easy to read, and like I mentioned, some of the stories are fantastically funny. However, it isn't all comedy. Be forewarned that there are some sadder entries. Also, keep your smaller kids away. Who've thunk sex and drugs would show up in a cute dog book?
This would make a cute coffee table book, or dare I say, even a good bathroom book. The stories are short and sweet, 2 pages a piece, perfect for one "sitting". ;D
April 18, 2012
The Deal: 11 very different and courageous dogs confess all you ever wanted to know about your own dog.
In confessional style, dogs big and small, with all type of owners confess that no, they will never be full, no matter how much you feed them, that they think that you're spoiling the puppies, and that Birthdays aren't exactly all that important to the psyche of a canine.
This among other stories.
My Thoughts: I'm not going to rate Things Your Dog Doesn't WAnt You to Know. One because it doesn't fit any of the genres I usually review, I just requested it because I love dogs and I think that a dog in a book makes everything better.
And Two because I actually only saw a sampler of the book - the first seven stories, I think - so I'm going to write my impressions based on that.
I think this is a very cute book and if you're the the type of person who would buy a book like this in the first place, then you'll probably like it a lot. The stories I read, some I liked more than others but they were short and easy to read and yeah they showed some stuff that I could imagine a dogs thinking. And it was funny.
In confessional style, dogs big and small, with all type of owners confess that no, they will never be full, no matter how much you feed them, that they think that you're spoiling the puppies, and that Birthdays aren't exactly all that important to the psyche of a canine.
This among other stories.
My Thoughts: I'm not going to rate Things Your Dog Doesn't WAnt You to Know. One because it doesn't fit any of the genres I usually review, I just requested it because I love dogs and I think that a dog in a book makes everything better.
And Two because I actually only saw a sampler of the book - the first seven stories, I think - so I'm going to write my impressions based on that.
I think this is a very cute book and if you're the the type of person who would buy a book like this in the first place, then you'll probably like it a lot. The stories I read, some I liked more than others but they were short and easy to read and yeah they showed some stuff that I could imagine a dogs thinking. And it was funny.
November 1, 2012
This book is split into chapters in which each dog takes an issue and just tells you about it in their voice. The stories are consistant to the personalities they have created and you begin to look around at your dog and wonder what they are thinking... or cringing at what they could be thinking. Of course if you don't have a dog I guess I'd wonder more about you if you are looking around for the invisible dog wondering what they are thinking... but I digress... ;)
Some of the humor I admit made me cringe. Mostly because you were wondering what their humans were thinking and if it was based on some truth. It went from the minor (psst... Moonbeam's person... dogs cannot digest soy) to the much more dangerous (ignoring the dog or putting them out on the street... NO!). Still, it is told with an edge of humor which keeps you reading even though you want to help out these doggies. Still, I wanted to hug and help Sarge more than once.
I give this book 4 stars. It's more of a gift humor book and is perfect for those that have dogs or just love dogs in general. I think they might find their dog in this book more than once.
Some of the humor I admit made me cringe. Mostly because you were wondering what their humans were thinking and if it was based on some truth. It went from the minor (psst... Moonbeam's person... dogs cannot digest soy) to the much more dangerous (ignoring the dog or putting them out on the street... NO!). Still, it is told with an edge of humor which keeps you reading even though you want to help out these doggies. Still, I wanted to hug and help Sarge more than once.
I give this book 4 stars. It's more of a gift humor book and is perfect for those that have dogs or just love dogs in general. I think they might find their dog in this book more than once.
March 29, 2012
What a charming and funny book this was. A very entertaining and light read. As a dog lover I found myself chuckling and nodding in agreement at some of the antics and views of the dogs. My Chocolate Labrador doesn’t need to learn any new tricks he pretty much could have written the book. Especially the part where one dog said he was constantly hungry and was never full...... mmm... I know a certain pooch who could certainly relate to that.
The layout was so refreshing it was colourful and quirky. It really was a joy to pore over the pages. At first I thought this book would be good for children too, but there was one dog story in there that wasn’t quite suitable.
I like how the book first of all introduces all the dogs and gives a brief and hysterical description of their lives; there were some really sweet and nutty dogs mixed in. This would be a good present to give a dog lover. I know I would have loved it as a gift!!
The layout was so refreshing it was colourful and quirky. It really was a joy to pore over the pages. At first I thought this book would be good for children too, but there was one dog story in there that wasn’t quite suitable.
I like how the book first of all introduces all the dogs and gives a brief and hysterical description of their lives; there were some really sweet and nutty dogs mixed in. This would be a good present to give a dog lover. I know I would have loved it as a gift!!
September 5, 2012
Dear Human! What would happen if your dog could write you a letter? Things your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know lets you in on all of those secrets your dog is thinking. Eleven dogs, Axelrod, Bandana, Dimples, Tinkerbell, Orson, Sophie, Sarge, Charlie, Moonbeam, Gabby and Rufus T. share their dog-thoughts in the form of letters to their owner/parents.
Some of the essays are funny, some strange, and a couple brought tears to my eyes. You can pretty much guess most of the topics such as food, toys, digging, bad habits, peeing, - well, you know, dog stuff. Just as a warning, I would rate this book PG because of some of the topics discussed.
The book is visually pleasant and fun to read. The pages have different backgrounds with some looking like stationery, paper on a clipboard and some are scrapbook style. The pages are colorful and on heavy glossy paper. So, if you are ready for 11 courageous canines to tell all, you will love this book.
Some of the essays are funny, some strange, and a couple brought tears to my eyes. You can pretty much guess most of the topics such as food, toys, digging, bad habits, peeing, - well, you know, dog stuff. Just as a warning, I would rate this book PG because of some of the topics discussed.
The book is visually pleasant and fun to read. The pages have different backgrounds with some looking like stationery, paper on a clipboard and some are scrapbook style. The pages are colorful and on heavy glossy paper. So, if you are ready for 11 courageous canines to tell all, you will love this book.
September 7, 2012
I have a HUGE soft spot for dogs, so I was very excited to receive this book for review. Let me tell you, I LOVE this book!! Written from the dogs point of view, they tell you their thoughts on a lot of things you’ve probably wondered about, and why they do certain things.
One of my favorites was “The Questionnaire”, answered by Rufus T. His answers are so funny!! One of the questions is “What makes you howl at the moon?” Rufus T. answers “I don’t howl. I sing–anything but country.” Thing is, he looks like that’s the only thing he’d sing.
Another one was “Why Do I Eat Grass?” by Moonbeam. My dog eats grass every now and then and my husband has always said it’s because she doesn’t feel good. I really wanted Moonbeam to prove him wrong. So…did she? Read the book to find out!
If you are a dog lover, you’ll love this book. If you’re not a dog lover, you’ll love this book. Go get one now, and get a few more for the dog lovers in your life. They’ll thank you.
One of my favorites was “The Questionnaire”, answered by Rufus T. His answers are so funny!! One of the questions is “What makes you howl at the moon?” Rufus T. answers “I don’t howl. I sing–anything but country.” Thing is, he looks like that’s the only thing he’d sing.
Another one was “Why Do I Eat Grass?” by Moonbeam. My dog eats grass every now and then and my husband has always said it’s because she doesn’t feel good. I really wanted Moonbeam to prove him wrong. So…did she? Read the book to find out!
If you are a dog lover, you’ll love this book. If you’re not a dog lover, you’ll love this book. Go get one now, and get a few more for the dog lovers in your life. They’ll thank you.
July 4, 2017
A cute book formatted to resemble letters, advice and stories from eleven different doggy individuals. Whether mutt or purebred this book will quickly catch the attention of both dog-lovers and owners alike.
Hy Conrad has done a wonderful job in creating and keeping strong eleven different personalities throughout the book. This is done with unique tones for each and matching stationary, which is a reflection of the dog you are reading. For example with Gabby who is girly naive she always has a soft pink and heart while Sarge reflects his police background.
The information provided shows a strong actual knowledge of dogs and the ability to get in the heads of even the snobbish. This strength also leads to the fact there is some vulgarity within the pages, which I didn't much care for.
Altogether an interesting read that at times can be emotional and at other times quite humorous. And an at-least-read-once if you have had or still do have dogs.
Hy Conrad has done a wonderful job in creating and keeping strong eleven different personalities throughout the book. This is done with unique tones for each and matching stationary, which is a reflection of the dog you are reading. For example with Gabby who is girly naive she always has a soft pink and heart while Sarge reflects his police background.
The information provided shows a strong actual knowledge of dogs and the ability to get in the heads of even the snobbish. This strength also leads to the fact there is some vulgarity within the pages, which I didn't much care for.
Altogether an interesting read that at times can be emotional and at other times quite humorous. And an at-least-read-once if you have had or still do have dogs.
February 28, 2014
I loved Things Your Dog Doesn't Want You To Know it was funny, entertaining and at times sad (especially the last story). We get various stories from 11 different dogs regarding their individual lives and as we read through the book we get to know them even better & their individual character shines. My favorites were Bandana, Orson, Tinkerbell, Sophie, & Charlie though they all won me over by the end. I really enjoyed how each dog had their own page style & font along with their own voice. The stories were all accompanied (with the particular page format/design) by a picture of that dog, and often a little drawing/picture depicting something relating to the story.
It's a great book for dog or animal lovers, or anyone who wants something (mostly) light and easy that they can take their time (or speed through) reading.
It's a great book for dog or animal lovers, or anyone who wants something (mostly) light and easy that they can take their time (or speed through) reading.
July 25, 2014
Aspen picked this book up at the library when we were looking for some puppy training books and when she saw that both Steve Martin and Mr. Monk (Tony Shaloub) endorsed it, she rushed it to the check out counter. We thought it would be a fun, fluffy read and on the whole it was. Tinkerbell the Chihuahua and Moonbeam the mutt were my favorites. Moonbeam is clearly a Durango doggie all the way. I nearly lost my breath laughing at some of Moonbeam's antics! So, when we read the final entry and ended the book down, unhappy and CRYING, I was pretty miffed. (Even the comment about doggie heaven being the same place as squirrel hell didn't pull the ending out.) I HATE animal books that end with the animals dying. This wasn't even a real animal biography, so why were we forced to reach for the tissues at the end?
October 23, 2012
Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know by Hy Conrad and Jeff Johnson is a humorous collection of stories from 11 dogs who bare all. Not only do they divulge secrets about why those “pee” walks take so long, but they also enlighten dog walkers on the order that dogs should be taken out and why. There are hijinks from dogs eating shoes and eating even mores hoes when owners lock them in the shoe closet, and there are dogs giving parenting advice to owners about their own puppies.
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May 1, 2015
I loved this book. At first I thought it was an actual scientific book that was going to teach me things about dogs, so I was sort of disappointed when I realized that it was a humor book, but once I began reading, I didn't care. It really runs the gamut of all kinds of dogs, and all kinds of experiences. From the hilarious, like the amorous Gabby and the bossy Bandana, to the poignant like Sarge, forever looking for a home, and the elderly Sophie, whose story brought me to tears. A very fun read.
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