Michael Frederick Green ( 2 January 1927 - 25 February 2018) was a British journalist and author of humorous books. He is best known for The Art of Coarse Rugby, The Art of Coarse Acting and other books with similar titles.
Gentle and amusing look at the lower level games of rugby that occur on various windswept fields during the winter months in England. Quick read, some chortles, mild entertainment.
Hilarious, written at a time when swearing wasn't the "in thing" as it so unnecessarily is today. And the book doesn't need it, just ones imagination. If you enjoy rugby Union at all levels you'll enjoy this book.
I have the 9th impression given to my dad by my mum in 1963. She signed it with love from a secret admirer! Very funny book and loved by my dad a veteran of the old Albanians. He gave up when his boss told him he needed to chose between rugby and his career as a solicitor.
I've read this book far too much but it never ceases to amuse and in some cases, amaze. In the decade or so I've been playing 2s rugby the level of seriousness has increased hugely but even so, some parts still feel uncannily true. Other parts don't but I don't doubt them.
In any case, this is a book both detailing what it was like to play very lower level rugby back in the godknowswhens, and how to win. The latter is mainly about clever ways to cheat and demoralise your opponents; the former is mainly corroborating evidence for Oscar Wilde's statement about 30 bullies. Or the t-shirt legend that my drinking club has a rugby problem. The topic should largely determine the audience, but even non-rugby fans will probably get a few laughs out of Green's descriptions.
Absolutely splendid look at rugby as played by any number of people for friendly matches. Wheezes like getting the other team drunk or impressing them into losing are given and funny incidents reported. Rules? Well he seems to know them, but they are better seen in the breach than the observance. The only funnier book about rugby you'll find is Even Coarser Rugby.
Green's strength is his sporting guides and try Art of Coarse Sailing for a pleasantly contrasting great read.