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96 pages, Pocket Book
First published January 1, 1956
THE CHIEF OF POLICE: I’ve been advised to appear in the form of a gigantic phallus. A prick of great stature . . .
THE QUEEN: George! You?
THE CHIEF OF POLICE: What do you expect? If I’m to symbolize the nation, your joint . . .
THE ENVOY: Allow him, Madame. It’s the tone of the age.
THE JUDGE: A phallus? Of great stature? You mean—enormous?
THE CHIEF OF POLICE: Of my stature.
THE JUDGE: That’ll be very difficult to bring off.
THE ENVOY: Not so very. What with new techniques and our rubber industry, remarkable things can be worked out. No, I’m not worried about that, but rather . . . what the Church will think of it?
THE BISHOP: No definite pronouncement can be made this evening.
In life their role is to keep the show going, railing it through the mud of everyday reality. Here, theatre and appearance keep their purity: the ceremony remains intact.