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368 pages, Hardcover
First published November 14, 2013


“Just about,” Claire said. A strand of her long blond hair fell forward. She tucked it behind one ear and continued transcribing the woman’s list.Well, that is such an important sentence. I would never know what happens with the plot if Claire's blonde hair didn't fall over her shoulders. Claire is just so, so pretty!
Ancient Priestesses of the light,FUCKING SERIOUSLY? IT RHYMES?
Bestow knowledge clear, true, and bright
Grant me power and second sight
As I move through darkness of night.
Once a secret, old-school voodoo society, the Guild of High Priests and Priestesses had become too large for them to know each and every member.No, Voodoo isn't a religion restricted to portions of the West Indies, the South, and some regions of Africa at all. *rolls eyes* The Guild are wealthy, they hold an annual Priestess' Ball where all the people get dressed up and all the women put on fancy headdresses. A large portion of the beginning of the book is devoted to the clothes shopping and planning for the annual Priestess' Ball instead of the actual fucking plot.
Let me give you a summary of this story.
Girl senses dangerous waves coming off a man => girl does a B&E on his house with her boyfriend => man sees her and starts stalking the girl => girl foolhardily insists on travelling alone (no doubt to assert her ‘independence') => man kidnaps girl => boyfriend rushes to the rescue => girl protests and generally tries to refuse undoing the damage done by the man => boyfriend babies her => girl saves the day => they all live happily even after
Add in a few 2 dimensional cardboard cutouts masquerading as friends and family, a lot more scenes about how great the boyfriend is, and you’ll essentially have this novel in your hands.
There were so many ‘inexplicably’s and ‘without knowing how’s during the last part of the book.
It felt like the author couldn’t be bothered to explain anything anymore and so inserted ‘inexplicably’ or ‘without knowing how’ somewhere every other sentence. During the last part, Claire inexplicably understands French and, without knowing how, gathers, commands, and asks an ancient spirit to do her bidding.
I get that 'magic' and everything, but I don't know, couldn’t a paragraph have been inserted some chapters ago to explain this apparently inexplicable phenomenon? I know I would find it hard to believe if my friend suddenly started spouting French, powerfully magical or not.
It was always ‘Claire wanted or ‘Claire didn’t want’ or ‘Claire thought’ or ‘Claire stood’ or ‘Claire sat’.
I can’t immerse myself in stories told from a third person point of view. Actually, scrap that, that’s a lie. There are some really great third person books (read: The Night Circus) which I honestly cannot imagine written any other way, but I think it’s safe to say this book is not one of them.
The ‘Claire did this’ and ‘Claire did that’ felt really juvenile after a while and only succeeded in detaching me from the story, thus, (unwittingly, I’m sure) making it easier for me to analyse and criticise its contents with an eye unclouded by emotion.
Hello? Voodoo? Where are you? Yoo hoo? Are you running away from me? Why can’t I find you?
The only reason I read this book is because the summary said it was about voodoo. Well, all I can say is, I must’ve picked the wrong book up, because there was nothing, I repeat, nothing about voodoo in this book. The only thing even remotely related to voodoo were the ‘doll babies’, and even those were glossed over using the most general of terms.
This was more like Wicca, herbology, and anything to do with the word ‘spells’ all mashed together mixed with the occasional mention of ‘voodoo’ to throw you off its scent.
Research, noun: diligent and systematic inquiry or investigation into a subject in order to discover or revise facts. (dictionary.com)
Diligent? Systematic? INQUIRY Hah! You’re so funny!
I’m pretty sure no research whatsoever has gone into this book. Either that, or I feel really sorry for the author. Two clicks on Google – yes, two clicks on Google – revealed only 15% people in New Orleans practiced voodoo, and I’m willing to bet the numbers are quite a bit lower over the rest of the world.
So, ‘the Guild of High Priests and Priestesses had become too large for them to know each and every member’? I don’t think so.
Moving on: faults of the protagonist – or rather, the lack of them.Mary Sue Claire is perfect. Like Bella Swan. Like Clary Fray. Like Luce Price. She is constantly told she’s pretty, and we hear constant gushing over her beautiful blue eyes and gorgeous blond hair.
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And, of course, Bella Claire wouldn’t be Bella Claire without the handsomest, cleverest, most sought-after boy pursuing her now, would she?
It makes me sick, people, it really does.
And of course, it has to end with a ‘cliffhanger’.
Oh no, Max got away! My God, I’ll be wetting my pants every night until the next book (and there’s bound to be one) comes out and the brave, beautiful Claire vanquishes the evil, nefarious villain with her knight in shining armour! Not.
In Conclusion: JUST…DON’T
I don’t know what else to say, really. I’ve already exhausted my rampage on Crewel, and I’m not particularly inclined to try and think of more things I hate about this book. So that’s the end of my review, I guess. I’ll leave with these parting words to you:
DON’T, JUST DON’T. DON’T READ IT FOR A LAUGH, AS A DARE, OR EVEN JUST SO YOU CAN RANT ABOUT IT. TO BORROW THE AUTHOR’S FAVOUITE WORD: EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS JUST TOO INEXPLICABLY BAD.
But Xander was more than her boyfriend, (...). He was also her friend.
Xander took her arm and began leading her away from the house.(...) She tried to pull her arm from his grip, but he held tightly. She finally wrenched it free with an almost-painful tug.
Despite the secrecy of their mission, Xander held her hand,(...)and generally doing everything possible to make Claire feel like a fragile female in need of protection. Asking him to stop wasn't an option. Xander's chivalry was bred as deeply in him as if belief in voodoo.
Charlie Valcour asked, his pale face and blue eyes calling to mind nothing of the stereotypical voodoo families of old.
Suddenly, it seemed everyone was interested in alternatives to traditional medicine, traditional religion, traditional everything.