Ok. Where do I start? Oh, yeah, I really wanted to like this book. The story seemed funny and a light read. What I got was a nightmare. And I don’t mean a scary one. Maybe it’s better to say, it’s a train wreck. One you just can’t stop looking at. But I digress. This is a story about a Body Man, which translates to someone who hunts vampires. But get this, he’s a vampire! Ok, this could be really funny. This book is so poorly written, I would have though a 10 year old was the author. The redundancy alone will about fry your brain. The narrator is the main character. And quite frankly, he’s an idiot. He has to tell the audience everything, because obviously we are so poorly educated, we can’t figure out what’s going on. His “fiancé” is a spoiled little brat who has her head so far up daddy’s ass, she can’t figure out anything on her own. Had any of these characters had a shred of intelligence, they would have figured out how to end this about 20 chapters earlier and saved us all the pain. There are so many typos, erroneous sentences, misstatements (i.e. something said in one chapter that is completely different further in the story), assumptions and leave-outs (meaning, as a smart reader, I couldn’t figure out how one scene got to the next), that it makes me wonder if this was a first draft and then never edited. In reading the author’s credentials I am really finding it hard to believe he actually wrote this. I mean, did he just use his name on a kids book? I’d be so embarrassed to publish crap like this, I wouldn’t put my name on it. What I’d really love to do is edit this garbage and send it back to him. All I can say is, don’t waste your time. Those are hours I can’t get back.