500 Word Synopsis:
“Hideous Exuberance” does not have a linear plot. Many characters and references intermingle, and are interwoven, throughout the book. Chapter 1: Ginger Bocey, a dim-witted rebel bad-girl teenager flirts with self-destruction via adventures with degenerate Father Elizabeth “Devil Horns” Branigan, a priest-pervert of unknown denomination. Subplot: the murder of Boris A., the universally despised field hockey coach, by a maniacal group of high school girls à la Euripides’ “The Bacchae”. Chapter 2: Francine Kafka, Ginger’s abusive mother, is also the mother of Rusty, a shy, socially maladjusted, would be gay boy and 7th grade spelling bee champion. Chapter 3: Dzjheemi Sparks, an isolated, sexually confused suburban misfit with an active fantasy life encounters his alter ego, “Zauberfeuer” during a subterranean “anti-Alice-in-Wonderland”-type journey. Subplot: the story of Robert Violence, a record-producer who uses and murders the homeless to get ahead. Dzjheemi, his mentally unstable brother Filbert and their “Maw” Matilda, discuss “Paw” and his visits to the “procterologist”. Chapter 4: Gondolphus Clownhouse, an effeminate, overweight, sexually tormented professor, pays for the services of teenage boys. Conversely, Gondolphus aims to be spiritual and frequently prays to his goddess, Maya Hiyuh Powuh. Chapter 5 takes place on the Green Tea Ice Cream Planet in the mountaintop kingdom of Buzzantium, where wealthy inhabitants of Sweet Pumpkin Castle are harassed by dragon-like “Decrapitors”. A class struggle ensues between the Buzzantiites and the Lower Dwellers, the latter joining forces with Lula Bell Hassenpfeffer’s Amazonian-style army. The Buzzantiites also live in fear of the Blorks, monstrous ghouls from the land of Morewhore. Chapter 6: Bobby Chushingura, the male doppelgänger of Ginger Bocey, murders his girlfriend Alison S. Although he lives on for years afterward unapprehended, he embarks on a slow downward spiral and eventually dies in a tsunami. Chapter 7: Alison S., Bobby’s victim, now lives in a “Watchtower-Oral Roberts University campus”-type of Paradise, where she rages against the injustice of her senseless demise. Chapter 8: the adventures of Volodya Gufo, the president of Amurycka Profunda, his mother Pomposya, his wife Natasha, their daughter Bombastika, and their estranged porn-actress daughter, Hot Pepper Blue. Natasha converts, werewolf-style, into the “Komodo Beast” whenever an unlucky victim chooses to cross her. Chapters 9 and 10: Gothra Schvulkopf, a merciless multi-millionaire entrepreneur of good living who stops at nothing to get what she wants. Gothra is assisted by her resentfully faithful servants, the Pumpkin Trolls, in her quest for commercial domination of the Blue Green Planet. Chapter 11: the story of a savage, post-global warming, apocalyptic world. Chapter 12: the story of Cindy Cipro, a suicidal East Village trust fund girl. Chapter 13: an anonymous modern-day omnisexual Casanova facing the eventual consequences of his Faustian bargain. Chapter 14, “A Letter from June Cleaver to William S. Burroughs”. From the vantage point of her suburban kitchen, June knows that the grass is never greener on the other side, yet she still wants to go there. Chapter 15: a Ginsbergian absurdist poem–chant-oration comprised of ridiculous and fantastical names.