Dear Diary,
Today, I completed a wonderful book!
As you know Diary, ‘Who let the Dork out?’ is the third Book in the Dork Series by the Mint editor and Twitter chirping Peacock Sidin Vadukut. But of course, this is his first work that I have ever read! You must know that this happens with me all the time, be it the Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov or Harry Potter, I had a one hell lot of haphazard reading. Time, Diary, Time. I no longer get the quality time to read books and introspect about life in general. Between thinking about girls and trying not to think about them and concentrating on studies, I have completely lost out on that much-cherished for-but-hardly-worked-upon habit of serious reading. Otherwise, you know me diary- I am a hell of a reader!
Right from the Author’s Note (it was what made me buy the book) till the wedding invitation card from His Hon. Jignesh Kalbag of the holy alliance between Gauri Kalbag and Mr. Robin ‘Einstein’ Verghese, I was glued to this Diary! Yes diary, this book that I read was indeed a diary. Wink. Nudge. Wink.
You must know that I have read a lot of Indian authors, but each and everyone had to say something extremely vile about our beautiful country India (yes diary, even I fume in anger!). Granted that for quite some time the ruling party has been tainted, smudged and tarried in black due to its shady coal auctioning and 2G. It is also true that firangis are apprehensive about our Market as they fear that the policy paralysis would bring this country down. I even agree that our country is not safe for women. But there is no point in jeering at it, no? That’s why I liked Sidin Vadukut’s book. His character ‘Einstein’ is someone whom we can relate to. He hates India for the bad things, but he loves it for the good things also. And he is continuously striving to improve it, inspite of the Snorenath Tagores and Sergei Bubfucks of the world impeding his progress. A truly inspiring character, diary. He even believes that toilets are indeed the supreme haven for the entire mankind. No, seriously! We cannot drop the black pellets of gobar on road like cows, no? Diary, you may mock, but Human Beings are Social Animals. We cannot shit anywhere. We have our image, our self-respect, our ego to care for! That’s why if you had garam pakoras yesterday and today while writing your exams, you suddenly feel that poo poo wants to come out, you have to have an iron fist control! A hardly likeable solution but only a soul hardened Zen like me could possibly do that with a poker-face. Sorry for deviating, Diary, what I am trying to say is that hence a toilet becomes one of the most important things in a happy man’s life. How much a man eats and how decorated his toilet is tells much about his personality! That’s why I was delighted to find a similarity between yours truly Vismay and ‘Einstein’. Great minds think alike!
Diary, Mr. Vadukut is extremely wily. He simply renamed Commonwealth Games to Allied Victory Games (though of course he mentions CWG in passing) and went on lambasting and lampooning about the under preparedness before the games. Without naming personalities, he had a supreme amount of fun at the expense of these you-know-whos. Diary, seriously, I am not telling you the names. You have to read the book, strain your eyes, catch the subtle hints and glow/bask at the discovery! It’s high time that you start reading, lazy bones.
Diary, I say that Sidin Vadukut is a cross between a short-tempered P.G. Wodehouse (sic) and funny Arvind Adiga (sic). You caught the meaning, na?
I seriously recommend you diary, to read this book and enjoy! You would indeed have a wonderful experience…!
P.S.: What Emma Watson is to Vismay ‘Alienman’ Harani, Anushka Sharma is to Robin ‘Einstein’ Verghese!!