Let me start this off by saying I really wanted to like this book. It sounded like it could be a fun, light and humorous romance with a paranormal twist (of course I based this off of reading the back and first few pages in the library). In reality it was simply okay, I guess. I didn't love it, in fact I didn't like most of it but I didn't absolutely hate it either, so that's…something.
How to Date a Dragon is misleading as a title since the two main characters don't really do much "dating" (go out to places, getting to know you kinds of things) with the exception of the first date. And BAM - in love with each other. The writing itself isn't that awful but I found it a bit choppy and unfocused as if the author couldn't decide what to focus on more. It just felt like the author was trying too hard and the book suffered. And there is a general lack of description and setting that this book should've had some of.
The Story:
There was not enough romance for a romance novel. It started off okay and just went downhill from there. I mean with the whole Bliss worried about her competition, where she'll live, what she'll do and then Drake and hotness and sexy time (I swear sometimes this girl had just sex on the mind). Let's not forget the other stuff -the oh no, Danger! Crazy chick, Gods and Goddess, Crazy Chick Danger, Delusional Dragons, Fires, Oh look another insane chick (who is not the aforementioned crazy chick), Kidnapping, Escape, Crazy Chick strikes again, Drake in trouble with boss, Oh look Bliss' "insane" family, Crazy chick - again, Powers that be smite the crazy chick, Happy happy, the end. That about sums it up. I probably missed somethings, possibly mixed things up but with all that going on there wasn't a lot of time for the romance part to bloom.
Confused?
I am and I read it. I don't need everything to make sense, honest. But I need something. Some kind of acceptable explanation on some things. This book just asked me to suspend disbelief too many times without any build up whatsoever. What do I mean by this? Take Bliss who just astounded me (and not in a good way) on so many levels (I'll get back to her later). Or the all-powerful Mother Nature/Gaia who apparently can be 'blocked' from doing her will by a voodoo priestess. That same all-powerful Gaia who for some reason couldn't freaking stop the villain all throughout the book yet "punishes" her at the end (how I have no idea but she's "all-powerful" right?). Not to mention these Gods/Goddesses just popping up randomly for a page or two and then poof. And of course no one is going to notice the dragon spreading fires in Boston. I mean, because that's just not obvious when it's clear she would've had to fly to spread so many fires, and when she kidnapped Bliss. And the "protection" at the Bar…yeah, not feeling it. That was just pathetic - they were alerted and the villain still got in and did her damage.
I'm not sure who the editor was but they missed something on Page 204 - "Her hair dark fell forward…" It was small but kind of hard to miss, and did nothing to improve my feelings toward the book. Some of the dialogue and text was just odd and jarring for me (Just keep reading, you'll see what I mean). This book also had a hard time showing instead of telling. Like the fact Bliss is "snarky". Yes, I got it first few times, but mostly what I got was whiny and you've got to be kidding me. And again didn't get to see them fall in love, in fact I still don't know how they fell in love.
And don't get me started on that unfulfilling ending. No. Just no.
The Characters:
The 'heroine" is Bliss Russo and she is one of the most TSTL heroines i've seen in a while. If there was anyone with no sense of self-preservation, or common sense it's this girl. Yes. Girl, not woman because she acts like a girl despite being 27 years old. An immature, ungrateful girl who should be so lucky to have anyplace to go.
"Forget that my home and all my belongings except my precious laptop are toast. I have to go back to Winthrop and live with my annoying parents for who knows how long…"
And a girl who should be so lucky to have a great friend like Claudia who finds her a place to live and a job (it's unfortunate Claudia pretty much disappears from the story after serving her purpose - some best friend of Bliss' right?). Of course she also has a wonderful new beau - Drake Cameron whom she irrationally gets mad at for meeting the Crazy Chick (date) once, before they hooked up. And of course she is great in emergency situations. First fire - wants to go back into a burning building and get her laptop, then wants the fireman (Drake) to go back in for it. How about when she thinks Drake is having an allergic reaction to the two percocet she gave him after he got beat up?
"Oh, no! He's snoring. I'm afraid for him Angie."
Really? No, Really. (Remember the weird/jarring dialogue I mentioned?)
Or how about when she sees the bank on fire near the bar (after being told about the threat to her life and to stay in the bar), it's a natural reaction to worry about her Greeting Card copies on the CD she put in a safety deposit box at that bank (nevermind she has the original at the bar she just left ) and to run out towards the burning bank not telling anyone what's going on or where she's going. And into the villain. And it's always a good idea to be sassy to a fire-breathing female dragon who thinks you stole her "mate". I mean because everyone could be so lucky to also have God's on their side (well, sort of) and be "saved" while in the potty, yes because that's what she said, first it was toilet then it was potty;
"There's nothing quite so embarrassing as being caught on the potty."
Because being embarrassed is so much more important than being grateful someone has come to save your stupid ass. Okay, I could just keep going on and on about Bliss but that would take up the entire review. Point is she was immature, lacking in common sense, stubborn (not always a bad thing) but she has to have things her way, and a little ugh. On the other hand she is honest and straight-forward and brave (or stupid, kinda the same thing sometimes) she doesn't faint or cry or get hysterical…well - not as much as some of the other crazy chicks in this novel. So there is that.
Drake is just not what I expected from a Dragon. He's a bit of a doormat, nothing about him really screams Alpha male (but that's okay, I don't always need or want that). He's a genuinely "nice guy" who is understanding, willing to compromise (and by that I mean give Bliss whatever the hell she wants if he can), and is also willing to talk and be honest (which is a plus). On the other hand he gets beat up by girl dragons and spends time screaming "Taxi" when faced with her, in his defense she is an insane, creepy dragon who can breathe fire and is immortal, and he had a reason for doing this. He's not the most impressive, powerful dragon. That's okay because he makes great boyfriend material. If only we got to see more of the romance I probably could've appreciated him more.
I liked Hephaestus (Vulcan). I liked Sadie and Anthony. I didn't like just about everyone else. And I have to ask what is with all the temper-tanturm throwing females in this book? There is Bliss, Gaia, Zina and Ruxandra. One temper-tantrum throwing female is enough, four is overkill.
Zina is just a crazy, sociopathic nut. She makes no sense. She comes up with harebrained schemes (some of which actually succeed - somewhat). And is apparently "untouchable" to Gaia. Gaia, or Mother Nature the omnipotent entity that created all. Who can't stop a single dragon or even slow her down for the matter and was curtailed from fulfilling her will by a voodoo priestess, one of her "creations". It just doesn't make sense. She does all these things to Zina after Vulcan brings her to Gaia. Blink and you'll miss it - apparently the punishment happens without us seeing so I felt cheated. Couldn't you have beat her up a little or something? Taken away her immortality like Gaia did to Drake's family? And more importantly, why didn't she do it before?! And is that It? Why would you even give her a chance to reproduce? What happened to eliminating all dragons? ARGH.
Ruxandra - I don't even know why she was here. I mean seriously - crazy-can't-take-a-hint-ex-girlfriend just pops up for no apparent reason (kind of like the Gods). Why?
As for the other characters - most of them just popped in and popped right back out, like Ruxandra.
Overall:
I didn't like it. I tried. I can't recommend it. The story, the characters, the neat little unfulfilling ending - no, No, NO. Maybe someone else will like it. It wasn't for me - it hit too many of the wrong buttons for me to enjoy it. There were a few brief moments I enjoyed but mostly I didn't. 1.5 stars.