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Andre the BFG is a foulmouthed Franco-Cumbrian git.
Many of his witful bletherings have been recorded as MySpace blogs, but MySpace being what it is - an ephemeral medium designed solely to create cash for Rupert Murdoch - Andre has decided to clean up all his droppings and collect them together in one midden. For posterity and that.
These gems of intellectual mountaineering can be perused, for nowt, via the link above.
Warning: contains Anglo-Saxon, irony and sarcasm (in that order)
What others have said about "Andre's Adventures in MySpace":
"Degrading the moral fibre of an entire nation" (Cardinal Keith O'Brien)
"I have no recollection of any of this" (Keith Richards)