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Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes: Over 1,000 Sick, Filthy and X-Rated Jokes
THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken!
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
The journalist asked the politician, Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? Yes, I would, said the politician. The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.
A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, what the hell are you two doing? His wife turns to her lover and says, I told you he was stupid.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
If you think no joke is too raw as long as it s funny this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics."
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken!
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
The journalist asked the politician, Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? Yes, I would, said the politician. The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.
A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, what the hell are you two doing? His wife turns to her lover and says, I told you he was stupid.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
If you think no joke is too raw as long as it s funny this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics."
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432 pages, ebook
First published May 28, 2008
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September 20, 2018
Pretty good for what it is; but believe it or not most of us will have heard some or most of these before.
Do not expect heaping helpings of political correctness.
Do not expect heaping helpings of political correctness.
July 18, 2025
more like, the ginormous book of misogyny.
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October 28, 2015Rudy Swale has helped me to find the answer to a question that I have been wondering about for a very long time. From time to time, I often wondered why Ken and Barbie never had any children. Now I know, Ken comes in a different box and that makes a lot of sense. The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes,, compiled by Rudy Swale, is overall very fun and well worth the purchase price. I especially enjoyed the line drawings accompanying some of the jokes. While there is a nice array of jokes, over 1000 of them, they are perhaps not as sick, filthy or X-rated as claimed on the book's cover.
For myself, I prefer short jokes and one-liners. I feel that many of the jokes are too long but that doesn't mean they're not funny. Sadly, the jokes are not organized by topic. Organizing a book by topic would make it much easier to use depending on your audience. On a positive note, to me, the majority of the jokes are new, I had never heard them before, making the book quite fun and enjoyable to read.
This book is great for parties, sitting around the campfire or whenever you need a good laugh. The font size and the separation device between each joke makes the book easy to read. This book would make a great gift for the guys, college grads or anyone that loves a bit of lewd humor. This book is not intended for children, keep it stowed away on the top shelf.
For myself, I prefer short jokes and one-liners. I feel that many of the jokes are too long but that doesn't mean they're not funny. Sadly, the jokes are not organized by topic. Organizing a book by topic would make it much easier to use depending on your audience. On a positive note, to me, the majority of the jokes are new, I had never heard them before, making the book quite fun and enjoyable to read.
This book is great for parties, sitting around the campfire or whenever you need a good laugh. The font size and the separation device between each joke makes the book easy to read. This book would make a great gift for the guys, college grads or anyone that loves a bit of lewd humor. This book is not intended for children, keep it stowed away on the top shelf.
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