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32 pages, Hardcover
First published October 1, 2013
April 1
Dear Santasaurus,
For Christmas, I want rainbow underwear with white polka dots. Seven hundred pairs of underwear. And Ty wants a thousand pairs of socks. That's it. No toys. No scooter.
Your friend,
Ernest B Spinosaurus
PS: Just kidding. APRIL FOOL'S DAY!! Ha ha ha.
April 2
Dear Santasaurus,
Yesterday's letter was a joke. You knew that, right? I do NOT want seven hundred pairs of underwear for Christmas. I don't want any underwear. I want the Jurassic Turbo Scooter X(.
Please, please, please do not bring me any underwear.
Your friend,
Ernest B Spinosaurus
PS: Ty doesn't want socks, either.
May 13
Dear Santasaurus,
Today, I scored two soccer goals (one for my team, one for the other team). I ate all my dinner (except for what dropped on the floor). I even helped Amber take her first steps. So let's forget about yesterday's mess with the glitter glue, paint, and Dad's toothbrush. Besides, Mom sure did like the Mother's Day card I made with my own claws.
I've been thinking about my Christmas list. I want the Sea Serpent Blue Jurassic Turbo Scooter X9. I also want a Raging Raptor action figure.
Please.
Your friend,
Ernest B Spinosaurus