On the plains of what used to be Kansas sits the last bar and brothel before you enter the rocky mountains. If you behave yourself, you will have a good time. If you don't, well that's when you end up missing. The plains states are where the law is supposed to end, so who takes care of the trash when it needs to be handled? Who serves up justice? You handle it yourself. How about you spend a night with us at the brothel, and have some bacon in the morning. Welcome to L.P. Hotel.