Three years ago I was just like any other burnt-out nobody that the modern world had chewed up and spit out; aimlessly floating along in a sea of apathy, making as little difference to the people around me as they made to me - and generally enjoying it just fine thanks very much. Then the world broke. Now I'm enormous, my dog can talk, and things are pretty bizarre all around. I thought I was all alone but when two kids show up in need of help this nobody may just be the only chance they have.