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Titanium
Discusses the characteristics, sources, and uses of the element titanium.
32 pages, Library Binding
First published November 1, 2002
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Chris Woodford
75 books22 followersChris Woodford writes popular science and technology books for adults and children. He studied Natural Sciences at Cambridge University. His books include the bestselling "Cool Stuff" series for Dorling Kindersley, and he also writes the popular science education website Explain that Stuff.
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May 25, 2014
Titanium (not to be confused with its variant 'space titanium', the primary element making up Mechagodzilla's carapace) is the Chuck Norris of elements. It's so badass, you'll want to line your skeleton with it, insert it under your gums, and join, Join, JOIN the Machine Emperor!
Ahem. Now, the reason it's so awesome is that with a high melting point, low levels of conductivity, high reactivity, and one motherfuckin' strong-ass propensity for being virtually unbreakable (the Machine Emperor is unbreakable), titanium has lots of uses: spaceships, airplanes--yeah, that shit is light--and for lining the human skeleton or, heck, replacing the human skeleton with it to ensure your easy (I wouldn't say painless, per say) absorption into the Cyborgia Dynasty. On your metal knees, Device!
Ahem. Now, the reason it's so awesome is that with a high melting point, low levels of conductivity, high reactivity, and one motherfuckin' strong-ass propensity for being virtually unbreakable (the Machine Emperor is unbreakable), titanium has lots of uses: spaceships, airplanes--yeah, that shit is light--and for lining the human skeleton or, heck, replacing the human skeleton with it to ensure your easy (I wouldn't say painless, per say) absorption into the Cyborgia Dynasty. On your metal knees, Device!
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