Heathcliff in Outer Space

by Laura Rose

Vintage children's book

Paperback

Published January 1, 1985

Reviews

[karen]

last year, to commemorate the bicentenary of emily bronte, i did a thing over on my blog called A MONTH WITH HEATHCLIFF.

because 201 years is even more impressive than 200 (and because this was a lot of work), this year i will repost the project here, one day at a time, celebrating my favorite novel and my baby steps into image-manipulation. happy july!!

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to commemorate the bicentenary of emily brontë, let’s take a moment to address the great puzzle at the heart of wuthering heights:

WHAT THE HECK WAS HEATHCLIFF UP TO FOR THOSE THREE YEARS? AND HOW DID HE GET SO RICH?

college courses have been structured around the question, scholarly tomes have been devoted to exploring the matter, novelists have offered their fanciful suggestions.

they’re all wrong.

to find out what really happened to heathcliff during his three years away from the dubya aitch, watch this space, where, for the entire month of july, i will be posting a scene from those missing years, putting to rest the great mystery of where he went, what he did, and why he came back so inclined to hang puppies.

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JULY 13



he splurges on a spaceship and a custom-made cather-android, but their relationship is as tempestuous as original recipe catherine, and she joyrides into a wormhole, never to return, while h is out getting chinese takeaway.

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JULY 1 Heathcliff: Ghosts, Goblins, and Creepy Things Like That
JULY 2 Heathcliff Around the World
JULY 3 Heathcliff: Cat and Mouse Games
JULY 4 Heathcliff Joins the Navy
JULY 5 Heathcliff All American
JULY 6 Heathcliff Dines Out
JULY 7 Heathcliff Cleans House
JULY 8 Heathcliff - The Fish Bandit
JULY 9 Heathcliff Rockin' and Rollin'
JULY 10 Heathcliff and The Good Life
JULY 11 Heathcliff Chairman of the Board
JULY 12 Heathcliff on Vacation
JULY 13 Heathcliff In Outer Space
JULY 14 Heathcliff: The Haunted House
JULY 15 Heathcliff Dog Days
JULY 16 Heathcliff Smooth Sailing
JULY 17 Heathcliff Spins A Yarn
JULY 18 Heathcliff's Night Before Christmas
JULY 19 Heathcliff: The Best of Friends
JULY 20 Heathcliff Catch of the Day
JULY 21 Heathcliff Strikes Again!
JULY 22 ***
JULY 23 Heathcliff round 3
JULY 24 Heathcliff: Wanted
JULY 25 Heathcliff Pigs Out
JULY 26 Heathcliff Working Out
JULY 27 Heathcliff: The Big Sport
JULY 28 Heathcliff Goes to Hollywood
JULY 29 Heathcliff Rides Again
JULY 30 Heathcliff First Prize
JULY 31 Heathcliff Gone Fishin'!

*** it seems i messed up when doing this project, and Heathcliff: Terror of the Neighborhood is actually a movie, not a book, so i will have to post a link to blog for this day. sorry!

come to my blog!

[Betsy · Rating 3 out of 5]

Cute, fun, really weird.