Bean: small, dark, mischievous with a penchant for bad words and practical jokes. Ivy: taller, redhead, soft-spoken with a flare for using big words and reading constantly. Together: unstoppable.
This book is so good. The first 5-star I've given to an I&B book.
It all starts when Nancy, Bean's older sister, is going to Girl Power 4 Ever Camp. She is 11. Since Been is only 7, she can't go. The only camp available to 7-year-olds is lame Puppet Fun! camp.
Bean plans on building a tree house. When that ends in epic fail, she uses a copy of Nancy's camp itinerary to create her own camp with Ivy.
She an Ivy are the camp counselors. They name their camp Camp Flaming Arrow, because that sounds cool.
First is crafts. They try to make friendship bracelets...but it doesn't go so well.
"You know," said Ivy. "I already know we're friends. It's not like I need a bracelet to figure it out."
They decide tying each other up and playing Houdini is much more fun. That leads to the next chapter opening with this hilarious line:
Ivy had just finished tying Bean's arm and leg together behind her back when they heard a voice say, "That's weird."
There's an illustration of this as well, and it made me laugh. They investigate and find two "runaways" (really they are kids who have to stay out of the house 'til dinner): a 6-year-old boy named Harlan and a 7-year-old girl named Franny. They become the first campers of Camp Flaming Arrow. This is great, because it means it's not a girls-only camp. All four kids have so much fun tying each other up that they can't wait for the next day of "camp."
The next day is Nature Study. The kids are worried that it's going to be boring, until Ivy tells them about Komodo dragons.
"Komodo dragons are lizards," Ivy explained. "They're longer than two grown-ups put together. Their spit is red and poisonous. And guess what: They don't ever poop."
"What do they look like?" asked Harlan. "How can they not poop?"
"They look like giant brown lizards," answered Ivy. "They can't chew. They don't have any taste buds." She didn't know how they could not poop, so she didn't answer that question.
Then Ivy hands out supplies to each camper and informs them that they are going to capture a Komodo dragon. Bean starts acting like a cowboy. She starts saying things like: "Don't fret, little fella" and "rubbing the part of her face where a beard would be." SO FUNNY. And really the kind of thing a little kid would do, even though on the surface it appears to have nothing to do with the task at hand.
They start to hunt for Komodo dragons throughout the park. They find some clues. Finally, they spot a soccer field where there is a soccer camp. Leo, their friend from school is playing soccer. Bean immediately identifies him as a Komodo Dragon and the chase is on. Confused Leo is running away from four kids armed with butterfly nets and a big stick. They eventually catch him, tackle him, and net him. He's having a blast, and quickly ropes some other kids into being Komodos (no pun intended).
The girls still have to lead their ever-growing number of campers through Dance, Strength Training (super-cool, they play Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board - except they play a different version than I grew up playing), and in a chapter titled: Zombie Problem in Monkey Park they learn First Aid. I think you can guess how that turns out!!! Tons of small bandaged children coated in fake blood staggering around pretending to be zombies. SO FUNNY. Lastly, they tackle Great Women of History, which leads to a huge, 20-or-so kid battle in which Boudicca, Queen of the Britons, leads her army against the Romans. Chaos ensues!!!
This book is so cute, quotable, and laugh-out-loud funny that I was forced to give it a five-star rating. Barrows thrusts the reader straight back into their 7-year-old self, in which every day is an adventure and every moment an opportunity to get dirty and have fun. Ivy and Bean creatively take a negative (not being old enough to attend camp) and turn it into LOADS OF FUN by making the best camp ever! Blackall's illustrations only add to the humor and good spirits as she brings Ivy and Bean's suburban world to life, occasionally in full two-page spreads. I appreciate the fact that Bean and her sister Nancy (who up to this point have only shown hatred and disdain for each other) have a nice bonding moment in this book and seemed to give each other a little slack.
Highly recommended to parents and children.