Ugh...the writing in this book is so bad that it is almost comical. I am only a little more than halfway through and I find myself now laughing at the dialogue. It is so bad it has achieved "camp" status!
I don't know how this made it to print...it is like a poorly written infomercial:
"You know, Sharon, I just can not do the things I simply adore any longer because of this debilitating bone disease."
"I know Marsha, that happened to me too. I had that same debilitating bone disease that afflicted the entire female population of my family, Marsha."
"Oh, Sharon, I had no idea. You are so beautiful and those emeralds bring out the youthful dazzle of of your eyes. It must be a rare disease because nobody in the whole world knows about it nor would they ever guess that it could afflict a person such as yourself."
"Yes, Marsha, it is. I keep it hidden so well, meaning nobody else knows about it but you and my doctor Brad. Please don't tell my boyfriend, Marty, because Marty doesn't know about my rare debilitating bone disease that is not a garden variety osteoporosis that afflicts women by the millions. Osteoporosis can be cured with modern medical treatment and by exercising and practicing good dietary habits when you are young like getting enough vitamin D and calcium. We women should never neglect our bone health whilst we can."
"Oh, Sharon, but ours is a rare bone disease. It is especially tragic for us because we are so rich and beautiful and loved by everybody. Why, Sharon, how can we continue to nuture your rare orchids that are in such demand by all of the world's most elegant dining establishments? They should not be denied access to our gift of beauty."
"Marsha, we can and we will. Our orchids will not be denied to those who appreciate beauty in the world. Beauty is vital in a society marred by the ugliest of wars in the world. Marty must never know and we must never talk about this again. I will call my doctor, Brad D'Oro in Barcelona so that he may see your right away and offer you life-saving treatment for this rare not-osteoporosis debilitating bone disease. Brad will know exactly what to do Marsha because he is the best doctor that I know if in the entire world. My Marty doesn't know and neither will your dearest loving and suave Michael."
Get the idea...who even cares now. It just drones on and on. The entire book over explains everything. It is awful. I can't even tell what the story is about (well, actually I have kind-of figured it out) because it gets lost in detailed minutia.
This is the first and last book I will read by this author. I wonder if I will finish it or not. I find myself reading just to find the bad passages...like a train wreck, you just can't look away.
Note: I finished the book. It wasn't quite as bad as I made it. The writing got better in the last 1/4...almost like it was written by two different people. It's kind-of a funny read in a sense. I'm still only giving it one star.