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175 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 9, 2012
I look up at Eros, I always do this, I have a thing for him you see, so gloriously handsome and precariously balanced, with that naughty expression of someone planning something mischievous.
I can work things out for myself, I have been facing monsters for as long as I can remember, my problem is the geeks, and Uncle Terry.
"You bet you deserve a drink, uncle![sic]" I erupt. "As I deserve a lot of rest, at least a couple days of sleep, maybe three... Yes, I think three would do..." my stomach groans.
"Wow, what a service! I even get the tray with the cats!" My friend exclaims, as soon as I enter the room.
"I thought you knew about that, considering that ... You speak their language.
"God, it hurts ..."I manage to exhale.
I don't usually bother coifing [sic] my hair when preparing to visit a crime scene, but Derek happens to be gay, and although he's not one of those looks-obsessed gays, he once told me my shabbiness 'stressed him'.
[Derek is] in his early forties, dark, tall and handsome, as they say, with a hint of grey hair which makes him even more interesting. And of course, he's gay.
[Derek said,] "Yeah, I still can't believe you made him swallow your necklace, I mean, such a fine piece of jewellery [sic] ... I wonder what your mother will say..."
"Dude, keep your gay side at bay and focus!"