This is a terrible book that will make you feel absolutely horrible for no reason. What exactly is this supposed to be?? Remove the Seinfeld comparison from the jacket before publication because that implies that the book is quick and funny, and this couldn’t be further from funny. Seinfeld, or shows like It’s Always Sunny, worked because although the characters were essentially bad people, they were goofy and animated and likeable. This book doesn’t even come close. It’s clear that that’s what the author is going for, but it falls very flat.
Poppy and Jules are sisters. Poppy does nothing but whine and scream complaints. Jules has no direction OR personality and bursts into tears for no reason. One attempted suicide, one had a bad breakup, but none of that matters to the plot AT ALL. Poppy can hardly take care of herself and has constant allergy flares. Jules browses insane mommy blogs for recreation. Has anyone coined the term “manic pixie pick me girl” yet? No? I’ll do it then. Major “not like other girls” and one upper energy. They also have a contentious relationship with their snake oil selling, doomsday prepping mother who openly hates them both. AND THERE IS NO PLOT. Nothing happens. Nothing. It’s infuriating and horrendous and I’m mad having read it.
I’ve never read a book where not a single character was remotely likeable, but here we have it folks. These are some of the worst characters I’ve ever read. The author clearly tries so hard to play it off like they’re quirky and funny, but it is pretty cringe. They are COMPLETELY one dimensional. It’s a major failure on the authors part to tell us everything that we could ever need to know about them. There is no shock when they fail, because it’s so like them. When she shows us what’s supposed to be a moment of clarity or growth, she’s teaching us something we already know. Is the ending supposed to prove that Poppy really CAN’T take care of anyone else, because we already knew that she was doomed to fail.
This is the a book of only the bad parts of sisterhood - no good, no friendship, no camaraderie. They hate each other and have petty fights that last for days. I’ve never met siblings who behave like they do in real life so I am absolutely confused by all the reviews that say otherwise. There was little effort to make Poppy a sympathetic character beyond simply stating that she is mentally ill, or to make Jules relatable other than she is a woman who hates her job and doesn’t have a boyfriend - so???
This is also one big doom scroll - so much of this book is a character hate-scrolling prepper mommies and flat earthers but if that stresses you out, skip the book. An ENORMOUS amount of this book is just text from conspiracy theorists that she’s scrolling through, and it is supposed to be a commentary on blogger culture, but it’s just soooo much. It’s not funny. She shoves all of the worst parts of American politics in our face like it’s funny to watch, and that is really irresponsible and gross. I found it so bad that if I knew, I’d have avoided the book altogether.
And the ending comes out of NOWHERE and is possibly the worst ending to any book I’ve ever read. It was horrifying animal violence for shock value and had nothing to do with the entire rest of the book.
SKIP SKIP SKIP.