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Shit Ain't Perfect
Unheralded author, Evan Bollinger, aka "E Ballz," makes his dazzling debut with this literary middle-finger to the world.
Although young of age, Bollinger is old of soul, leaving him with impressions altogether twisted and irreverent. Half absurd, half serious, and 100% insensitive, Shit Ain't Perfect ain't for the faint of heart--sorta like Viagra. Or the thought of one's grandmother in a g-string.
This irreverent satire targets such critical issues as:
Personality type
How humans interact in public places
The quirks of dicks and chicks
The shitty beauty of our economy
Sex and trauma
The art of 'self-love'
The ticklish underbelly of race
The suckiness of war
The popularity of drugs
The craziness of disorders
And, most importantly of all: why you should give two bladder stones what Bollinger thinks
All in all, Shit Ain't Perfect is an incisive excavation of Life, revealing why sometimes we humans should just suck it up and keep on going. Written carelessly with little regard for the sensitive soul. May contain libel. And a penis joke.
Although young of age, Bollinger is old of soul, leaving him with impressions altogether twisted and irreverent. Half absurd, half serious, and 100% insensitive, Shit Ain't Perfect ain't for the faint of heart--sorta like Viagra. Or the thought of one's grandmother in a g-string.
This irreverent satire targets such critical issues as:
Personality type
How humans interact in public places
The quirks of dicks and chicks
The shitty beauty of our economy
Sex and trauma
The art of 'self-love'
The ticklish underbelly of race
The suckiness of war
The popularity of drugs
The craziness of disorders
And, most importantly of all: why you should give two bladder stones what Bollinger thinks
All in all, Shit Ain't Perfect is an incisive excavation of Life, revealing why sometimes we humans should just suck it up and keep on going. Written carelessly with little regard for the sensitive soul. May contain libel. And a penis joke.
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About the author
Evan Bollinger
27 books51 followersEvan is...
A seasoned writer and practitioner of telepathy. A student of human psychology. A supporter of all causes humanitarian. A people-watcher. Extremely motivated... in extremely narrow areas of interest.
And speaking of interest...
He likes a mild Autumn day.
And a good Lager ;)
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A seasoned writer and practitioner of telepathy. A student of human psychology. A supporter of all causes humanitarian. A people-watcher. Extremely motivated... in extremely narrow areas of interest.
And speaking of interest...
He likes a mild Autumn day.
And a good Lager ;)
***CHECK OUT MY NEW BOOK, NOW ON KINDLE SCOUT: https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/2X6Y... ****
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July 19, 2013
This is the type of book that I would describe as being about nothing and (at the same time) about everything! Perhaps best enjoyed in small doses, it covers a lot of territory in a blunt and, at times, very un-P.C. manner that I personally found to be most refreshing. After all, there is something to be said for being frank and open about things, especially when the author dissects the personalities of various "types" of individuals. Even the various races get analyzed in a way that might offend the overly sensitive reader but which brings to light the way many people would describe them if they were to be totally sincere in expressing their feelings and opinions.
In all honesty, how many of us never get annoyed by that obnoxious person who drives erratically, that school bus that insists upon stopping at every other house, or that big-mouth dude (or gal) who thinks (s)he knows everything?
I had a terrific time as I read this and actually found the writer echoing my own thoughts, as I was reminded that, if we can't laugh at ourselves and at our own idiosyncrasies and inner prejudices, then we're basically just "P.C. crybabies" (as the author himself puts it on at least one occasion). In other words, a lot of the writing here is clever and amusing: for example, wondering whether Gatorade is actually beneficial to alligators (silly, I know!)and in another chapter referring to a prominent female politician as a "pseudo-woman." (Or how about categorizing people over the age of 40 as OLD???)
This book may not be to everyone's liking, but we all have different tastes and personalities (as the author repeatedly suggests), so what else would you expect?
(I was given a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.)
In all honesty, how many of us never get annoyed by that obnoxious person who drives erratically, that school bus that insists upon stopping at every other house, or that big-mouth dude (or gal) who thinks (s)he knows everything?
I had a terrific time as I read this and actually found the writer echoing my own thoughts, as I was reminded that, if we can't laugh at ourselves and at our own idiosyncrasies and inner prejudices, then we're basically just "P.C. crybabies" (as the author himself puts it on at least one occasion). In other words, a lot of the writing here is clever and amusing: for example, wondering whether Gatorade is actually beneficial to alligators (silly, I know!)and in another chapter referring to a prominent female politician as a "pseudo-woman." (Or how about categorizing people over the age of 40 as OLD???)
This book may not be to everyone's liking, but we all have different tastes and personalities (as the author repeatedly suggests), so what else would you expect?
(I was given a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.)
October 3, 2013
Honestly, I couldn't stop laughing at the humor. It's real, it's fresh, it's original and in many ways very true! Take a different look at life with a brand new perspective! Get your copy today! You won't regret it!
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