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Every now and then I veer from my usual path which leads straight to the shelf with the literary prize winners/nominees. Occasionally something catches my eye; a shiny, flashing attention-grabber makes me consider broadening my horizons and trying something new. In this instance, it was a graphic email from Audible announcing a huge discount on certain reader-voted top titles.
I selected 'The Sleeper' from a list of 50 best-sellers. The title was simple, the plot summary intriguing, the narrator one of my favourites. The author, it transpires, had written a dozen books, both travelogues and novels. I thought she must be worth a try. I listened. To all 13 h-o-u-r-s.
I gave it two stars for two reasons: firstly, because the author wrote a whole book, something I have not managed to do myself and which is much harder than people think, and because she found a publisher despite writing like a high school English student. Secondly, because the language and grammar were generally very good (although everyone in it spoke with exactly the same mix of cardboard and plummy voice). Although I was listening, I imagine the spelling was top-notch.
The three stars I failed to award this book would have been for plot, character and overall literary accomplishment. All of these elements were completely absent from 'The Sleeper'.
So why did I stick with this to the bitter (contrived, ridiculous, far-fetched) end? I think it was a sort of masochism, and because it was interesting to see just how many more imaginary friends, lottery winners, evil sisters-turned-angels, godfathers-turned-murderers, mean domineering fathers, or wimpy cardboard husbands one could squeeze into a single novel, not to mention the benevolence that we were asked to bestow upon a scheming, lying, escaped drug dealer! Oh, I forgot the handsome, single policeman and the poor dead best friend... and the miraculous rescue from an underwater Thai beach prison by local fishermen. Need I say more?
I'm making a bee-line for the Bookers (Man or not), Whitbread/Costas, Orange/Womens, etc. immediately.