The Real-Deal Bridal Bible

by Alessandra Macaluso

If you are planning a wedding you'll ask yourself obvious questions, like where would I like to get married? What dress will I wear? And, where should we honeymoon? But unexpected little buggers will also pop up, such Why is my bestie acting like she swallowed four Xanax and washed them down with three mimosas? Why does my mom’s face twitch like that when I talk reception ideas? How come everyone shares opinions, without me asking? And, upon finding yourself locked in a What are the going rates for a room for two at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas?The Bitch's Bridal Bible prepares you for all the instances that arise as you embark on this awesome, crazy, amazing journey, as well as life beyond. Planning a wedding is a wonderful time in your life. But it can also be overwhelming, and the whole process has a funny way of bringing out the crazy in everyone around you. It's easy to get caught in the chaos and, before you know it, you've said your "I do's" and it's over without you having a chance to do things your way. This book will prevent that from happening. It will provide you clarity, management tools, and will help you balance all the moving parts. It will prepare you for everything you need to know - the real things - so you can plan the wedding that best reflects you while keeping your sanity, finances, and relationships intact. Whether you are thinking about marriage, are engaged, or are well past your wedding, you will find entertainment and advice in this book which you can use long after the last dance.

274 pages, Paperback

First published March 20, 2013

About the author

Alessandra Macaluso is the author of Lucy the Bee and the Healing Honey, The Real-Deal Bridal Bible, and co-author of What a Good Eater!. Her work has also appeared in The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, Charlotte Magazine, and many other media outlets.

Alessandra's original screenplay, "Polar Suburbia", placed as a semi-finalist in the Moondance Film Festival.

To learn more about Alessandra you can visit her author site at AlessandraMacaluso.com. You can also find her on Twitter (@punkwife) and on Facebook.

Reviews

[Veronica Ibarra · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the bridal book I wish had been around when I was first thinking about getting married, even before I found the one to marry. Macaluso consulted with professionals, those with bridal experience, and drew from her own experience to present a completely hilarious, savvy, sassy, and honest guide book for those embarking on the journey down the isle. This book is for those who can handle the truth, but might not be getting it from anyone around them. There are some things you need to know that others just don't have the heart to say while you're in your bubble of blissful dreams of happily ever after. Whether you are a bridezilla or find yourself surrounded by crazy bridezilla wannabees, this is the book for you. But this book also offers a fun read for any who have been there, and done that, too.

[Chrissy Woj · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was the perfect book to read before getting engaged! It helped set expectations for planning a wedding and understanding that as much as everyone wants to throw in their own opinions, ultimately, what you decide to do comes down to you and your partner. I was particularly excited by the chapter on rings, as my fiance and I decided not to purchase a ring, and instead opted for an heirloom ring that belonged to my great-grandmother.

I've already put quite a few creases in the book as I begin the actual planning of my wedding and intend to use this book quite a bit as I navigate the path to marital bliss. The timeline of what to do when seems like it'll be particularly helpful as we plan, since it all seems incredibly overwhelming right now!

[Megan Zander · Rating 5 out of 5]

I really wish that I'd had this book back when I got married, because I think it could have helped me laugh more and stress less. It's a great mix of practical advice and humor- like a long talk with an older sister who's been there, done that and wants to help you. Would make a great gift for the newly engaged gal in your life!