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Round Trip

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TransGalactic Travel is considering pulling the plug on planet Earth as a vacation destination for its light-being clients. It's just too much trouble. But two of its travel agents make a last ditch visit to the planet to observe and report on the difficulties their travelers are having while inhabiting Earthly bodies. A hippie goddess, a billionaire hedge fund owner, and their lovers never realize that the fate of the planet depends on the memos these agents send about them to the home office.

What Readers Are Saying:

"Like Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy only with a little more sex and a lot more contemporary storyline!"

"One of the best sci fi novels I've read in a long time!"

"Round Trip is an amazing science fiction adventure with a lot of fun. Definitely makes you think!"

Excerpt:

"One of our more popular destinations in recent times has been the small planet Terra. In the seventh arm of the Gobol there is a typical spiral galaxy. Tucked away in one of its off-center whorls lies this gem of a spheroid, the third from its yellow star. We highly recommend it for lovers of beauty and diversity of life forms.

Out of a long-ago scatter seeding, one took root and evolved into tens of millions of species, all sharing the same cellular foundation. They fall into two principal types, stationary forms which directly consume solar radiation (the so-called plants) and mobile forms (animals) that ingest either the plants or each other. Within these two categories are life-forms of fantastic beauty and variety. The plants are frequently decorated with colorful tufts of petals. These occur in an unimaginable variety of forms, colors, and, most wonderfully, scents of intoxicating delightfulness.

Each and every one of the animals, ranging from the tiny to the sizeable, is constructed with jewel-like precision in each of its parts. Some fly through the atmosphere in perfect grace, on iridescent wings of every color of the spectrum. Others are specialized to swim, solitary or in groups numbering in the thousands, through the transparent liquid which covers about two thirds of the world's surface. This liquid, consisting solely of hydrogen and oxygen in the ratio of two to one, is the essential nutrient of each of the planet's life forms. It is distributed over the world's surface by an elegant mechanism of evaporation, condensation, and precipitation. This results in myriad delightful features of flowing liquid, here collecting in pools and there cascading over rocks.

This essential liquid is itself highly entertaining, and capable of giving rise to such diverting phenomena as “rainbows” (see image) and “snow.” Do not fail to appreciate the perfection and marvelous variety of the tiny crystalline flakes of which this snow is composed.

Your vehicle for your brief visit to this world, through our special arrangement with the local galactic council, will be the body of one of the species of animals! Yes, you will leap with joy across the surface of the planet, mingling with animals of your own and other species. You will delight in the exploration of natural features of truly inspired beauty, such as “mountains,” “canyons,” and “forests.” (see images.)

The species provided for our incarnation is, frankly, not one of the more agile or elegant in its physical form, but has been chosen for its unrivaled sensory abilities. Five separate input channels allow you to experience with tremendous immediacy and clarity each of the countless marvels of this planet. By way of example, “hearing” allows you to perceive the fantastic array of subtle vibrations of the atmosphere by which both your host species and others actually communicate with one another. Sometimes these vibrations are used to convey essential information, and at other times, they are generated and appreciated by this species purely for delightful amusement."

228 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 4, 2013

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David Katz

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Author 2 books134 followers
May 24, 2013
The first time I read 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' I abandoned it after a few pages. Then I saw the stage show and picked the book up as soon as I got home - and loved it. This book is the same, in many ways. At first I didn't understand it, then realized you kind of aren't meant to, at first! I've read it twice now and enjoy it more each time. It's definitely a love it or loathe it book, and I love it. If you like Hitchhikers, FarFly, Red Dwarf, you'll get this.
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Author 6 books155 followers
June 3, 2013
Round Trip by David Katz is an interesting book. For a sci-fi book it was very deep and thought provoking. It was both hard to get into but at the same time I could not put it down.

The author did an excellent job of story development which made it easier to follow. I also liked the way he developed the characters and their individual story lines. The characters and the basic storyline were believable and real.

My problem with the book was with the sci-fi portion. I just could not get into it or find it believable. This part of the book was hard for me to follow or identify with.

Overall the book was well written and I believe many will like it. Unfortunately I am not one of them and science fiction is my favorite genre.

[Please note: I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.]
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August 18, 2013
I moderately enjoyed the first part of this novel--a fast beach read--and it had a scratch of Hitchhiker's Guide charm to it, but the story quickly became boring and repetitive: The characters were shallow and the plot posed no challenge to them after about the midpoint of the book. They were just stereotypes of a banker, an MBA, a failed entrepreneur and a hippie who all started believing in free love and lived happily ever after. With some sci-fi window dressing that quickly stopped adding value to the story.
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February 13, 2014
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Interesting

I enjoyed this read. Four stars for too-convenient and unrealistic events. I would definitely recommend this book anyway - very interesting and original premise.
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May 3, 2014
Interesting premise and fun storyline. Easy to read, but some deep thought behind the plot. Will there be a sequel? Or a series?
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October 27, 2015
Two couples embark on a journey of spiritual discovery. Felt like liberal undertones, but decided just class stereotyping.
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