I am following the maybe not too grand tradition of reading something not too interesting to ease the transition into the land of sleep. I also wanted to read this compilation of American short stories because I'm trying to weed out the books that I promised I would read but never did because I was uninterested. These are some of my excuses for taking forever to finish this brick of short stories.
Washington Irving
-Rip Van Winkle: Oversleeping your life away after some supernatural not-bowling bowling.
-The Legend of Sleepy Hollow: Courting a gal for her wealth and then getting spooked by legends probably by a rival and a pumpkin.
Nathaniel Hawthrone
-Young Goodman Brown: Everything's a lie and everybody's a sinner. Go figure.
-The Minister's Black Veil: If you change your style without explanation, people will think worst case scenario.
-The May-Pole of Merry Mount: Puritanical zeal will squash alternative lifestyles.
Edgar Allan Poe
-The Fall of the House of Usher: Have a professional conclude a dead person is dead.
-The Masque of the Red Death: Rich people supernatural comeuppance.
-The Tell-Tale Heart: Have good neighbors who will call the cops if they hear final yelp of death.
-The Purloined Heart: Proto-Holmes although I want to say proto-Lupin b/c Dupin sounds so close
Herman Melville
-Bartleby the Scrivener: HATED THIS ONE SO MUCH; THE ENDING NEVER EXPLAINS HIS WEIRD BEHAVIOR AND THE EMPLOYER NEVER LEARNS CONCLUDES HE'S A DOORMAT OF A BOSS
Edward Everett Hale
-The Man Without a Country: I'm a sucker for feel good, and this made me patriotic in a way I'm OK being manipulated to feel
Louisa May Alcott
-My Contraband: Civil war army camp story with possible white savior undertones.
Frank R. Stockton
-The Lady, or the Tiger?: Are you the type of ex to rather have a former paramour die than be in another relationship?
Mark Twain
-The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County: Bored.
-The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg: Yep, totally like a fall from grace for a whole town that built pride themselves on their honesty.
Brett Harte
-The Luck of Roaring Camp: First sets up 3 Godfathers then ends in tragedy
-The Outcasts of Poker Flat: First sets up camaraderie amongst damaged people then ends in tragedy
Ambrose Bierce
-An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge: That Twilight Zone episode is iconic and the writing of this story feels experimental for the time
-The Middle Toe of the Right Foot: It's time to d-d-d-duel. But wait, ghosts!!!
Henry James
-The Aspern Papers: Boring and frustrating. Yea
-The Beast in the Jungle: Frustrating and the woman should've yeeted that man. Boo
George Washington Cable
-'Sieur George: New Orleans setting was a nice change. The moment the man who raised a kid suggests marriage to kid is ICK.
Sarah Orne Jewett
-A White Heron: Basically conservationism vibes; Whoop! Wildlife.
-The Failure of David Berry: Capitalism and uncaring community can ruin a person. Yep
Kate Chopin
-Desiree's Baby: Saw the death flag waving immediately; the twist was a good twist of the knife.
-Athenaise: If you don't like marriage at first, get pregnant and you might like it more.
Mary E. Wilkins Freeman
-The Revolt of "Mother": farmhouse = barn makeovered into new house she deserved
-A New England Nun: Single lady is content to relinquishing long-term engagement because single-life is nice and guy likes other lady
Charles W. Chesnutt
-The Wife of his Youth: Colorism sucks and one should remember their roots.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
-The Yellow Wall-Paper: Is this what the Bell Jar is like? Mental health needs attention
Hamlin Garland
-Up the Coolly: The odds are stacked against you in society and sometimes that breaks you
Edith Wharton
-The Other Two: Divorce is no longer taboo? Let's write about.
-Autre Temps: Divorce is more common, but you're still not accepted in polite society. Become expat
O. Henry
-The Gift of the Magi: Mickey's (as in Disney's) "Once Upon a Christmas" direct to video did it better
-A Retrieved Reformation: Predictable but cute; Catch Me if You Can but w/safes & no Tom Hanks
-The Ransom of Red Chief: Don't ransom a child who is basically satan
Stephen Crane
-The Open Boat: Being shipwrecked it hard in a small lifeboat
-The Blue Hotel: Don't cheat at cards or be a jerk or you dead
-The Bride Comes to Yellow Sky: High Noon with no murder
Jack London
-To Build a Fire: a dog and the elements trying to kill ya; basically, the only thing I know about Jack London stories
Willa Cather
-Paul's Case: I didn't like this fellow; unnecessarily Anna Karenina'ed himself
-The Sculptor's Funeral: sentimental but relatable with small town politics
Ring Lardner
-Alibi Ike: Don't mess with the love life of a guy who basically carries the team with his skills
Sherwood Anderson
-Sophistication: Two people might like each other? So what.
-The Egg: Dull and makes modern dad jokes/moments so much funnier in comparison
H.P. Lovecraft
-The Outsider: Great use of language as expected; glad it's not paranoid or racist like his can be
-The Colour out of space: Cosmic horror is his bread and butter for a reason
F. Scott Fitzgerald
-Bernice Bobs her Hair: So petty of an ending in a fitting way; it's like a rom-com makeover scene when a pretty girl is recognized as pretty when she takes off her glasses
-The Diamond as Big as the Ritz: More fantastical than what I expected, but glad I still got "screw these rich people" vibes
-Winter Dreams: Classic Fitzgerald with self-made man yearning for something that does not exist anymore and probably never existed the way remembered
Favorites: The Man W/o a Country, The Revolt of Mother, Tell-Tale Heart, The Man who Corrupted Hadleyburg, An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Also, Edith Wharton's, Ambrose Bierce's, Jack London's, F. Scott Fitzgerald's, and Willa Cather's writing styles were standouts.
And Bartleby the Scrivener can fall in a bottomless pit.
Conclusion: I have not read a lot of American short stories, and I'm glad I have read a little slice of that realm of literature. Still, there are quite a bit of stinkers and some stories that just do not match my sensibilities; so many casually racist moments and reminded me of those different racial terms based on how much white blood a person has. Ugh. America has a complicated history.
Read more short stories, but allow oneself to quit them next time to avoid all of the added frustration of finishing a story one does not like.