I am so sad that I did not like this book. I wanted to DNF several times but I stuck with it due to the high rating (4.34 at the time that I am writing this review). I really liked the author's previous novel, Norwegian By Night, and I know that it can take a bit to get into his books since they seem to meander at the beginning until you figure out what is going on. Also, since I had read a previous book by this author, I know that he can write violent scenes so those did not bother me the way that they did other reviewers who rated this book 3 stars or lower. No, what bothered me the most is that I was painfully bored most of the time, and that is a shame given the subject matter.
Our unnamed narrator is 14 in 1943 when her parents are killed in a bombing and she becomes a boy named Massimo. I did not care for our narrator. I found her/him to be far too childish for a product of Italy during this time, far too naive to the impacts of war and lacking the instincts to survive. If it wasn't for the old man, Pietro Houdini, who found her in a gutter and takes her with him to the monastery, she would have died from her own stupidity. Everyone who meets her knows that she is not a boy. She does not look or act like a boy. Regardless, Pietro brings Massimo to the monastery as his apprentice. He is passing himself off as an art appraiser, sent by the Vatican to catalog their many treasures, including paintings, musical scores, books and murals. Most of the first part of this book is filled with nonsensical stream of consciousness musings by Pietro to a silent Massimo. BORING!!!!!!! It is alluded to that Pietro has his own secrets, which did not compel me to keep reading, and once they were revealed I was correct in my assessment that they would not be the earth-shattering twist to justify the withholding of the information in the first place. Then the Germans come and things got a little interesting. The Germans are there to take the art to a safe space, supposedly to the Vatican, to protect it from the allied invasion. Pietro decides that he is going to steal and hide some of the paintings himself because he doesn't trust the Germans, but to do this he needs a gun so he sends Massimo on a mission to find a lone German who might be willing to sell his gun to Pietro. Seriously?!?! You decide to send this completely sheltered child who has already proven on more than one occasion that she cannot follow directions and who does not in any way look or act like a boy on this critical mission?! Of course she does the exact opposite of everything that Pietro said and goes to the village where she finds 2 German officers camping out in a cafe where they are raping and abusing the woman owner, Bella, and terrorizing her children. Massimo concocts a plan with Bella to give her gold in exchange for her help in poisoning the soldiers and stealing their guns, one for her and one for Pietro. What a dumb plan! Where are they going to get poison? And what are they going to do with the dead bodies and how will they escape undetected? Of course everything goes wrong. Pietro makes the poison from the herbs in the monk's garden and tells Massimo, once they arrive at the cafe, to take the children and run back to the monastery. Does he do that? Nope. Instead, like an idiot, he stands in the middle of the street watching the scene unfold in the cafe, broadcasting to everyone in the village that there is something to be seen going on in the cafe. The German officers are different sizes so the skinnier one succumbs to the poison first and the larger one goes after Pietro. Bella stabs and kills him and then they set fire to the cafe and the three of them walk up the street to the monastery. Is it any wonder that the Germans come the next day and take Massimo away for interrogation? But of course he is saved by Pietro, who we learn is really named Pietro Mussolini and is his second cousin, who talks the Germans into letting Massimo go. But then they are promptly involved in a car crash that leaves them convalescing in the monastery for several months, along with Bella and some new misfits, including young lovers, Lucia and Dino, and the nasty nurse, Ada, who is caring for them both along with injured German's who have been brought to the monastery. There they all hang out and listen to each others stories for several months before they decide that they have to leave because the American's are going to start bombing the monastery since they know that Germans are hiding there. So off they go on foot with their misfit gang and a mule named Ferrari who carries Harold, a wounded German, who is their decoy in case they are stopped by the Germans, and a monk named Tobias. By now Massimo has transitioned again, back to a girl named Eva, since able bodied boys are being conscripted to join the fighting. They get to the other side of the mountain and hole up for several months in an abandoned house near a convent and they pretend to be mulers who are caring for a herd of mules, as they had picked up several more along their journey, and they watch the Americans bomb the monastery. Then suddenly there are Moroccans that arrive in the village and they rape and pillage and kill, including Eva's gang of misfits. Pietro's dying words are for her to take Ferrari and the loot and head to Naples. She does and finds his professor friend and she lives with him until adulthood. In 1964 she did a tour of the monastery and the surrounding village and found that Bella survived, as did her children, and they rebuilt the cafe. She saw the rebuilt monastery and searched the records for the dead but never found out what happened to Pietro. In the 70's, she hired a photographer to take pictures of the paintings that Pietro had made to hide the stolen canvases, one for Massimo, one for Eva and one of the entire group of misfits. She then returned the paintings to an Italian museum.