Spoilers
Half a star for the lovely cover, and half a star for the very few decent secondary characters. Yes, I know, I'm being generous but I'm in a giving mood. Free sweets for everyone!
Random thoughts
Note: Some points may be repetitive, incoherent and grammatically incorrect. Just because.
-Kylie melodramatically ran away from Shadow Falls (a camp/supernatural school of some sort) after finding out her dirty-cheating-scumbag-werewolf boyfriend (Lucas aka WankerDickDieInHellBastard) cheated on her and got engaged to another girl. It was all very angsty and dramatic in that lame teen way.
-Kylie stayed with her long lost granddad who was teaching her the chameleon way or some shit (Kylie is a supernatural chameleon… No, she's not a lizard. She can just turn into any supernatural creature — vampire/fae/werewolf etc).
Oh and Kylie has about fifty different grandparents and a dozen or so parents — it's all rather ridiculous.
-I was disappointed that Kylie's melodramatic exit turned out to be pointless and silly because she ended up going back to Shadow Falls after a mere 13 days… If you're going to run away melodramatically, at least do it longer than 13 wankering days!! I personally recommend 6 weeks.
-Anyway, Why does Kylie go back to Shadow Falls? Because she gets attacked by the bad guy aka her arch nemesis aka Mario. Yes, the bad guy's name is Mario. And yes, I was laughing every time Mario's name cropped up because for the life of me, I just couldn't believe in a bad guy called Mario.
-I would have liked if Kylie had stayed with her granddad/the chameleons instead of going to back to Shadow Falls because life there seemed far more interesting — it was creepy in its isolation and it was somewhat chilling how controlling the elders were. It was a bit like a cult... And cults are cool (to read about anyway).
It would have been fascinating if the cult-like chameleon life was explored more. It's a shame, Kylie went back to the dull-uninspired-cliched Shadow Falls.
-Kylie was still the same old judgy-self-pitying-whiny-woe-is-me-doormat-Mary-Sue heroine. Oh and she was also a Speshul Snowflake. Not only was she a chameleon (a rare unheard of supernatural), but she was also a Protector (an even rarer supernatural that has a calling to protect people)… And it didn't stop there, we also found out she was a Holy Warrior (a legendary supernatural warrior)… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT?! She was already a Speshul Snowflake of the highest order. So why make her into an even more of Speshul Snowflake?! Maybe CC Hunter wrote it that way to try to cover up how boring and shit her heroine was. Well, it didn't work on me - Kylie was still as fascinating as a plank of wood sitting on top of another plank of wood.
-Lucas was the same old cheating-lying-sexist-unattractive-domineering-disgusting-loser. He cheated on Kylie once and I have no doubt that when he weds Kylie and impregnates her at eighteen, he'll be fucking some other girl.
-Lucas is one of those love interests that are good with their words, and are good at making grand declarations yet fail to follow through. None of Lucas's bullshit about loving/respecting Kylie rang true because of all his previous actions and behaviour.
-I didn't for a second believe Lucas's claims that he had loved Kylie + known she was his soulmate since meeting her at age 7… Because if that was the case then why did he sleep with Fredricka? And then get engaged with a different werewolf girl (Monique)? And then have make out sessions with Monique? And then pledge his soul and undying love to Monique? Why? Because he's a liar and a cheater. And he'll carry on lying and cheating. Don't worry, Kylie has no self-respect so she'll be a-okay with him treating her like shit, she's the type of person that likes being used and abused.
-I bet if Kylie hadn't caught Lucas getting engaged he would have gone through with his marriage to Monique, and he would have had sex and a full on romantic relationship with her. He'd never have told Kylie, instead he would have just pretended everything was alright between them. The dick.
-I thought it was rich that Lucas kept moaning about Kylie keeping secrets when he lied for weeks and weeks about Monique and his engagement. Hypocrite, thy name is Lucas.
-Also, Lucas was violent towards Kylie. He grabbed Kylie's arms so hard that he left bruises. Don't you just love it when the hero bruises the heroine because he's mad? Yep, I know… you're trying not swoon, right?
-Oh and Lucas using his rapey abilities to seduce Kylie into forgiving him was DISGUSTING. Ugh.
-I got sick of everyone telling Kylie that Lucas was a nice guy and that he loved her and that she should forgive him. Bullshit. If Lucas was a nice guy he wouldn't have cheated, lied and betrayed the girl he supposedly loved. It was like the author couldn't be bothered having Kylie work things out on her own… Instead she had to have everyone push her, and force her into reconciling with that cheating rapey dirtbag.
-Was it meant to be sweet that Lucas got Kylie an engagement/promise ring at age 16?? Ha! It wasn't. Especially when 1. He only recently got engaged to Monique behind her back and 2. He just had an engagement ceremony where he was all over Monique, and pledged his soul and love to her… So yea his engagement/promise to Kylie came across as meaningless and false. If he could pretend to be in love with Monique, then he could do the same to Kylie.
-Derek was pathetic and his romantic arc was ridiculous. One minute he was in love with Kylie and the next he was over her after one not-so-profound-or-enlightening conversation, and then he moved onto Jenny. It was ridiculous. It just made Derek seem fickle and it made his love seem shallow, transient and easily replaceable. Poor Jenny, having to have Kylie's sloppy seconds and being the rebound girl/second choice.
-I loved Holiday and Burnett… But I found the relationship they had with their students weird. The hugging and the whole telling Kylie that they loved her — what sort of teachers are like that with their students? And even Kylie was talking about her love for her teachers. WTF?! It was weird, it wasn't like they were related to each her or that they'd known each other a long time. I don't get why were they so close to one other. The student/teacher hugging and exchanging of I love you's was inappropriate, creepy and cringey.
-About a third of the way through there was a whole lecture on sex. It was nauseating - I don't want to read the author's thoughts on sex and how she thinks that girls should stay virgins as long as possible… And that only girls who are virgins are 'good'.
-Why did Kylie keep saying Derek cheated on her with Ellie? He didn't. When Derek slept with Ellie, he wasn't even with Kylie! But of course CC Hunter rewrote that in this book in the hope that we'd forget that Derek and Kyle were actually broken up… Why? So CC Hunter could make it seem that what Lucas did to Kylie wasn't actually that big of a deal, especially in comparison to what Derek supposedly did to Kylie. Well, it didn't work on me. Lucas was the only one that cheated. Derek didn't.
-The ghosts and the Death Angels were lame. Why did the Death Angels act so mysterious and all knowing? They were clueless and useless.
All in all, rubbish. I'm so glad the series is over, I doubt I'll be reading Della's spin-off series. It'll just be the same old bullshit - Della will probably turn into some sort of Mary-Sue-Speshul-Snowflake-Vampire, some manslut teen guy (probably Steve) will be attracted to her snowflakey virginal attitude, he'll treat her like shit, Della will whine and moan but because she's a pathetic doormat she'll forgive him, and then at age 16/17 they'll decide that they're made for each other. Ugh.