Swiped isn't exactly fine literature, but it is a whole lot of fun. It also made me very, very glad that I met my husband long before Tinder was a thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm no stranger to online dating. I might be dating (Ha! How punny!) myself here, but I met my first serious, non-high school boyfriend on AOL Personals, way back when you had to use dial-up and wait twelve minutes for your potential date's photo to load. Spent six years with the guy, despite the fact he ghosted me on our first date because he went to the wrong Kmart location (the only place within walking distance for then-carless me – it was, um, a very … romantic Kmart, okay?!) on the wrong road on the wrong side of town, and then got annoyed that he couldn't find me and turned off his phone and went home and didn't contact me again until weeks later. (I was not a smart teenager, you guys.) Years later, by the time OkCupid made it's appearance, I was a little more internet dating-savvy and managed to snag my now-husband (I mean “now-husband” in the “he - obviously - wasn't my husband when I met him” sense, not in the “eventually he won't be my husband anymore” sense) … after a few terrible, terrible dates with other guys, anyway. So what am I trying to say here? I've completely forgotten at this point. Oh, yeah, so I'm no stranger to internet dating, but the idea of Tinder and having strangers out there swiping left and right on me just freaks me out for some reason.
Anyway, oh, right, the book. It's too bad I actually have to write a review here, because I'd love to tell y'all all about the date who kept sniffing the shoes at Kmart. Yes, it was another Kmart date. Don't judge.
Okay, so … the book. Such a fun and original premise. Such fun and exasperating characters. Gwen (the main character) is full of bad decisions and is a total spaz, but it's kind of what makes the book work? If she'd just calmly sat back and waited for the police to solve the murders, it wouldn't have been much of a novel, yeah? The stories of all of her terrible dates are hilarious, and I probably would have taken a golf club to that one guy, too.
The plot is twisty and turny and I think I suspected just about every character of being the murderer at one point or another … and so did Gwen, for that matter. You do kind of have to suspend disbelief when it comes to the big reveal because it's not exactly the most plausible sequence of events, but it's still tremendously entertaining. And is it possible that Gwen is hiding a secret or two of her own?
Swiped will likely resonate with anyone who has ever attempted online dating with less than ideal results. It's a delightful (and murderous) read, full of suspense and humor and cleverness and fuckboys (Gwen's word, not mine).
Many thanks to NetGalley and Gallery Books for providing me with an advance copy of this book to review.