Yes, I’m bingeing this series. And I’m having a lot of fun while doing so.
I’ve read my share of ghostly cop series, and I’m pretty sure this one is the one that made me smile the most. It’s so funny, seeing all the totally OTT found family interact, it’s like a movie playing in my head. At the same time, it does get pretty emotional in the parts where the ghosts get to resolve their “unfinished business”.
This book follows the same “pattern” we had in book 1 and 2: we have a murder/death, this time one that happened 40 years ago, and we have a ghost (Bruce the hockey player, Dusty’s love interest) who still has unfinished business on Earth, and without solving it, Tristan won’t be able to stop Armageddon.
Because yes, we’re not dabbling here. We’re talking about the end of the world, a fact that Death warns our merry mismatched group about.
I love how each and every character has a part to play (even Brandy, the gaudy drag queen, and Madame Vivienne, the grumpy shop owner). The showdown has me alternating between laughing out loudly (the promiscuous pair who got IT going while Tristan, Danny, Sam and Dusty&Bruce hid under the table)? HILARIOUS 😂) and chewing my nails, because OFC time is ticking and the world is about to get invaded by evil if they don’t make it in time.
“What the fuck, Dusty?” I can’t help but ask.
“We’re twenty minutes from the end of the world, we’ve got to cross a minefield of evil vines to deliver your boyfriend’s bones to a magic door, and you just decided to stop and do a quick costume change?”
She’s wearing the skimpiest of eighties sci-fi outfits—in fact, I’m pretty sure it is actually the one Dale Arden wore in Flash Gordon. On her head is a huge tiara, and I mean enormous. It does, however, go well with her gold bikini, the lower part of which is covered by… well, you can’t even call it a skirt. It’s literally two pieces of long, flowing, iridescent fabric that cover her crotch and her arse, leaving her hips and thighs bare but for some tiny crisscrossing gold chains. Angular shoulder-pads made of gold sit across her shoulders and from them drape thin, floor-length strings of tiny jewels. Stiletto strappy sandals complete the look, lacing all the way up her calves to her knees.
She looks down at her outfit and then back up at me.
“What? It’s my save the world outfit. It worked in Flash Gordon. This is just like the football scene, except instead of having to get through evil henchmen, we have to get through evil horticulture.”
(…)
“If the world is about to end, boo,” she says fiercely, “then I’m going out looking fucking fabulous.”
And the banter between Death and Chan? 😆
“Now, what did we say about scaring the mortals?” Chan sighs as she brushes a hand over his shoulder like she’s brushing non-existent lint off his pristine suit. Death gives a long-suffering moan.
“I wasn’t scaring it. If I wanted to do that, I’d simply take my true form.”
“Yes, darling, you’re very scary in your oversized bathrobe.”
“It’s a death shroud,” he replies haughtily, looking quite insulted.
The only thing “lacking”, if you want to call it like that, is the romance between Danny and Tristan. Yes, they get some hot scenes, but relationship wise, they’re a drama free, established couple, which I find a bit… not exactly boring, but you get what I’m trying to say. Give me a bit of jealousy, or even miscommunication, something to make it feel a bit more real!
Still - 4 highly entertaining, well deserved stars from me 💗