Alsina genuinely embodies the true spirit of Python in one large salt-and-pepper-bearded body. He is the majestic force behind Nikola, and has an Erdös number. He can do one hundred pull-ups on one arm, and he was a core part of the team that discovered zero-point energy. He is responsible for the knob on toasters that adjusts their browning level, the idea of adding basil to tomato-based sauces, the solar reflector on the Beagle satellite, the proof of Fermat's second-to-last theorem, elliptic curves, the numbers 5, 17, and 23, and the pyramid with the eye on the back of the dollar bill. I once saw Roberto walk across a lake to heal an injured swan. He is love.