I decided a while ago that I wanted to devote this year to reading a biography (or several) of every president of the United States, in chronological order, for no reason other than the fact that it sounds interesting and educational and I’ve kind of always wanted to do it. This decision was made before all hell broke loose in the world and a global pandemic decided to rear its ugly head, so I’ve been a bit preoccupied. Like many people, I think I’ve been a little anxiety-ridden and somewhat depressed about the state of the world, worried about my loved ones, worried about my own health, terrified at the prospect that I live in a country with a rotten diseased kidney stone with feet, a bad wig, and the mental capacity of a five-year-old in a coma sitting in the Oval Office, making life or death decisions for the rest of the country, decisions that any five-year-old in a coma would inherently know is stupid. I mean, Jesus Christ, Trump, will you please just shut the fuck up and listen to the grown-ups in the room speaking for once in your life?..
Anyhoo, now that every library in my state is closed, I’ve kind of been unable to get the books I want anyway, so I had to make do with what I got, which is surprisingly a lot. In my own personal library I apparently had about three or four biographies of George Washington. The first one I read, Joseph Ellis’s “His Excellency”, was an excellent and succinct little summation of the man’s life. The next one I picked up was actually one that I had out from the library for over a month, but since the library’s closed, I can’t return it anyway. Thankfully, due dates mean nothing anymore as fines have been suspended. So, take that, coronavirus! You may take our libraries, but you can’t take our freedom... to keep library books way past their due dates! Yay!
Times Books published a series of reader-friendly (translation: short) bios of every president in The American Presidents series. Each book is written by both well-known and/or extremely reputable historians, some of whom you may have actually heard of. They are all writers who would never think of ending a sentence, like that last one, with a preposition.
“George Washington” (do I really need to say that it’s the first book in the series?) was written by James MacGregor Burns and Susan Dunn. It’s very readable and concise, almost like a CliffsNotes version of his life.
Here’s some fun facts I learned:
****Washington, was fond, of, commas. Especially, unnecessary ones. He, apparently, never learned, the grammatical, axiom, “When in doubt, leave them out.” In all seriousness, Washington was a beautiful writer but a very shy one. He didn’t write a hell of a lot, or if he did, he wrote in diaries or letters, many of which he tried to destroy before he died. Luckily, many survived.
****Washington started what is often referred to as the Seven-Year War, probably by accident: In 1754, when he was barely in his mid-20s, Washington had rose in the ranks of the British colonial army to Lieutenant Colonel. Highly inexperienced, Washington and his men, aided by Indian guides, “came upon a small French troop and carried out a surprise attack, only to discover that one of the Frenchman they killed was an envoy on a mission similar to Washington’s earlier one, to warn the British off French land. The shots Washington’s men fired marked the start of the French and Indian War. (p. 27)”
****As a young boy, Washington (who came from modest means) wanted so badly to be a part of the landed gentry that he modeled himself from a book of 17th-century French manners. He lived by these basic rules of etiquette his entire life.
****Washington inadvertently helped in creating the two-party system. Obviously, the Republicans and Democrats as they exist today weren’t around in Washington’s day, but the embryonic beginnings of both parties were birthed by Washington’s administration. Washington (with lots of education by his friend and Cabinet member Alexander Hamilton) fashioned himself a Federalist, a believer in strong, big government. He believed that the government should be there to provide for the little people. On the other side of the argument were people like James Madison and Thomas Jefferson, who fashioned themselves Republicans, who believed that the real power should be left in the hands of the people. They believed in a smaller, less-powerful federal government, with most governing powers given to the states. Ironically, Washington hated the idea of political parties, but his words, actions, and policies eventually aided in shaping the two-party system as it exists today.
****Washington was the only president to ever lead an army in the field, as a president. To be fair, it was against a bunch of scared alcoholics, nobody was killed on either side, and the whole episode was basically an embarrassment to the new United States. It was the 1794 Whiskey Rebellion, led by angry farmers pissed off at having their whiskey taxed. Only two people were convicted of treason, and Washington quickly pardoned them, primarily because they were probably drunk off their ass at the time. Not making this up.
****Washington’s foreign policy was, in a nutshell, “America First”. It’s an inconvenient truth, but Washington had very little to no interest in getting involved in the affairs of other countries, not even in offering simple aid. To be fair, his reasons were probably sound. The U.S. was, after all, a baby country in comparison to the thousand-year-old countries in Europe. We had a lot of growing up to do before we could sit at the grown-up table.
****Slavery was a complicated issue for Washington. Unfortunately, racism was the norm for most if not all white people. Having enlightened thoughts like “black people are people, too” or “slavery was wrong, period” was, actually, the very rare exceptions to the rule. Still, Washington’s views on slavery did evolve over time. They just evolved extremely slowly and without having any real effect on his actions or policies regarding the horrible institution. He did, however, write a last will and testament that freed his slaves after his death.
There’s a lot more good stuff in this, these were just a few highlights.