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131 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 22, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'Most though are a little longer (none more than 2 pages) and not as humorous. The following quote could truly be confused with a "story" from this book (i do not say this in jest).
If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath and hold on for the ride of your life.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'And yet, some of the stories are quite poignant and/or profound. That's really the best summary review I can give to this odd little book.
The Lord was asked if He believed in reincarnation.
I do, He said. It explains so much.
What does it explain, Sir? someone asked.
On your last Fourth of July festivities, I was invited to observe an annual hot-dog-eating contest, the Lord said, and it was the stupidest thing I've ever witnessed.
We were not interested the way we thought we would be interested.