This is no scripted history of early pro football. Rather, it's a loosely edited collection of old-man reminiscences. So consequently, there's a lot of historical detail that's missing, and what is written is far from linear. But much like grandpa's musings, there's a lot to be gained from the stream-of-consciousness.
And good crusty characters they are. Cope interviews a good cross section of All-Pros. The cool and calm Don Hutson. The consummate businessman, Cliff Battles. The devil-may-care adventurer Johnny Blood.
And much of the reward is not in the football stories, but more the underlying depiction of Depression and pre-Depression era society and mentalities. Guys living in $10 a week hotels. College kids wearing straw hats. Some anecdotes I circled...
"I imagine that up in Green Bay, with so much more outdoor life available, it must have been wonderful to be a football player, but in New York there wasn't a whole lot you could do."
"When people started taking their dead to funeral homes, that broke up the Irish wake as we knew it."
"Bent on respectability, New York Giant players no longer boarded public transportation wearing football jerseys."
But a lot of the reward, of course, is hearing about pro football when game attendance would regularly be under 1000 and guys would play both sides of the ball, wearing no pads.
"Ed Neal broke my nose seven times. Yes, that's right. No, he broke my nose *five* times. I got it broke seven times, but five times *he* broke it."
"And when that ball is snapped, I want every man to slug the man in front of him. The worst we can get is a fifteen-yard penalty. Whether one slugs or seven slug, the most we can get is fifteen yards."
"In a game at Detroit, a receiver named Ralph Heywood hid out in front of one of the benches. I think it might have been the Detroit bench, right near Bo McMillin, the Detroit coach. Anyway, nobody saw him. Then he ran down the sideline and I hit him for a touchdown. The Detroit fans threw snowballs at Bo McMillin."
It ain't Shakespeare, but it definitely has its place.