Accidentally...Cimil?

Accidentally Yours #4.5

by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

A Crazy Kind of Love Meet Cimil. Yeah, she's the Goddess of the Underworld, harbinger of all things evil and deadly, yadda, yadda . . . but she's also crazy fun! While minding her own business in Giza, Egypt, around 3000 BC (give or take a few centuries), she spots the hottest mortal her immortal eyes have ever seen. And he's not just any guy-he's the strong, powerful pharaoh who's fallen madly in love with her. But when he kills her pet unicorn, Cimil vows revenge, even if takes thousands of years to get even. When Roberto meets Cimil, the king knows she's his soul mate. It isn't just her beautiful eyes or gorgeous body, but the godly power he feels simmering just beneath her fun-loving surface. They were the perfect couple . . . until the dead unicorn thing. Now after four thousand years, Roberto crosses paths with Cimil again, and his love for her is stronger than ever. But can he prove that he can once again be trusted with her heart?
Approx. 34,000 words.

The Accidentally Yours Series BOOK 1: Accidentally in Love with...a God?
BOOK 2: Accidentally Married to...a Vampire?
BOOK 3: Sun God Seeks...Surrogate?
BOOK 3.5: Accidentally...Evil? (a Novella)
BOOK 4: Vampires Need Not...Apply?
BOOK 4.5: Accidentally...Cimil? (a Novella)
BOOK 5: Accidentally...Over? (Coming in August 2014)

Genres: Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Vampires, Fantasy, Mythology, Humor

140 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 2014

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MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a New York Times bestselling author who writes insane plot twists that will have you burning through the pages. Whether it’s Romance, Suspense/Thriller, or Fantasy, there are always big heroes to root for, smart and resourceful heroines, and a ton of heart pumping excitement in every story.

Mimi lives with her extremely patient husband (“Be right there! Just one more page, honey!”), two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.

Reviews

[Dali · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rrrrrroberto! I thought I wouldn't like him but a total sweetheart!

So loved the novella obviously if you go by the rating but for some reason my review shrunk. May be it was Cimil's doing? Bad Cimil!!! I have a very good picture of what I liked about this short story. Mainly that it gives us a better understanding about Cimil and how she met Roberrrrto.

[Carol [Goodreads Addict] · Rating 4 out of 5]

Accidentally….Cimil? is #4.5 in the Accidentally Yours series by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. This series has surely taken me on quite a ride. And my feelings for Cimil throughout the books have been all over the place. She has been instrumental in helping her deity siblings find their true mates but her evil manipulations which seem to be bringing the world to an apocalypse are truly horrible.

After reading this novella, though, I feel my opinion softening. This book takes us back, way way back, to when Cimil first met the true love of her own immortal life, Roberto. We see how Roberto became a vampire and we are introduced to Cimil’s “other me.” Other me is the future Cimil that comes back to tell her how current events are going to lead to the world’s demise and what she must do to correct things. So I understand Cimil’s actions better now, well, as much as one might be able to understand crazy Cimil.

Again, this book is full of fun, snark, and love. You really need to read these books in order for it all to make sense. It seems things are in such a state that there is no hope for saving the world but we will have to wait for the final book of the series to come out to see what happens. Mimi Jean Pamfiloff has done such a great job of drawing me into this world of deities, vampires, and many other creations. I can’t wait to see where she takes me in the final book.

Note: This novella does contain some mature content so is for appropriate readers only. Thank you to Netgalley, Grand Central Publishing and Mimi Jean Pamfiloff for allowing me the opportunity to read this book.

[Sana Zameer · Rating 4 out of 5]

Finially we got the explanation behind Cimil's actions!!

[Sam~OTT Alpha Male Addict~ · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was crazy and i loved it!

[Lex · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bat sh*t crazy couple. I love it!

I love reading this series. Although I only read two of it, the first one and this novella, I certainly enjoy reading this. Cimil is now one of my favorite character. I love that she is crazy. LOL. Crazy suits her. And I could just imagine her doing the things she did. I finally understand as to why in book 1, Accidentally... In Love With A God, she was doing bad things. She is a good Goddess, it is just that every good she do, it backfired.

Really enjoyed this! I am waiting for more! Thumbs up to Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. Her writing is good! I was laughing my butt off. :)

[Dali · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rrrrrroberto! I thought I wouldn't like him but a total sweetheart!

So loved the novella obviously if you go by the rating but for some reason my review shrunk. May be it was Cimil's doing? Bad Cimil!!! I have a very good picture of what I liked about this short story. Mainly that it gives us a better understanding about Cimil and how she met Roberrrrto. But, I think this gives me a great excuse to re-read it and give you guys a better review before Accidentally... Over which come out August 26th!

[Kyle Hakim · Rating 5 out of 5]

“Judge me if you will, but this is the cold, hard truth about being the Goddess of the Underworld. Because I’ve seen the future. It holds no joy or hope. There is no sunlight. No love. No glorious garage sales where once useful items are given a second chance at a new life. There is only death. So much death.
And it’s up to me to stop it. Me alone.
Okay, Minky and me, but mostly me. Potatoes, patatoes.
And what’s my plan? Try to forget him. And avoid watching Love Boat marathons. And definitely avoid bugs. Can’t afford any distractions. Not now. Not when this giant mess is all my fault.
Why did I ever dare to dream that I could find love and happiness?
I. Am. Evil.”

“3000 BC (Give or take a few centuries. Who the hell’s counting?)” Cimil and Narmer. The early years. She went to Giza, Egypt to bring back Kinich who was currently living within the mortals pretending to be a commoner.
She saw Narmer - Pharaoh there.
"My king,” Adom explained nervously, “has taken a vow of chastity until he finds his queen. He believes women rob men of their power and will only share his with her.”
He was waiting for her. He prayed to the Goddess Bastet to deliver her, a minor goddess, to his bed. "You are mine now, and you shall be my queen, the mother to my children.” He collared her thus she cannot use her powers. He wanted her to vow eternal fealty to him.
7 days later, Cimil still hadn't acknowledge him. He wanted to capture her heart.
So he asked his priest - Mitnal to make contact with the Gods. Twenty moons ago, a mysterious band of nomads—short in stature, straight black hair the texture of linen threads, high cheekbones, and fat cheeks—passed through Egypt, telling tales of being from the future. They spoke of a magical tablet made of a material called black jade and called themselves the Mayans. They claimed to have built great stone structures that reached high into the sky, allowing them to speak to their gods. Narmer bartered with Mitnal for weeks, granting him anything he wished—small boats, gold, women—in exchange for two things: to publicly declare that the Mayans were but simple people with large imaginations and to deliver Narmer a queen, a divine queen—irrefutable evidence of the gods’ favor toward him.
“Let go of me!” I squirmed, but he was much, much larger, and I, powerless without my… um… powers.
“No. Not until you submit.”
“Never!” I screamed.
“Then I shall never let you go,” he growled.
Stubborn man! I growled back.
He growled again.
I meowed.
He…
… Burst out laughing.”
“He scratched his clean-shaven chin. “I suppose it’s the absurdity of the situation. I have spent my entire life on the throne, ruling the people, trusting that the divine blood in my veins would guide me.”
Should I tell him he doesn’t have any divine blood? Many cultures believed their rulers were descendants of the gods and therefore had the right to rule, but the truth was that they were just normal humans who’d been born at the right time to the right family. Nahh… let him live his dream.”
She asked him to kiss her again and they stopped making out when his penis burnt.
“You really don’t get it, do you?” I barked, trying to wiggle from his grasp. “You’ve already been made a fool of! I can’t be your queen. I can’t be anyone’s queen. Deities and humans are not compatible. That little ‘trick,’ as you called it, was just the chemistry of our bodies reacting.”
“What is this thing you call ‘chemistry’?” he asked.
Ugh. It was a futurist term. “It means that your body is like wood and mine is like lightning. Put us together and they create fire.”
He loosened his grip. “You are telling the truth?”
I nodded.” He went to find magic to fix their situation.
He made the first vow to her. 😍
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“I, Narmer, son of Ka and king of Egypt, vow to you, Cimil, Goddess of the Underworld, my eternal soul, my eternal loyalty, my eternal love—”
I blinked and Narmer was on his side, blood oozing from his chest, a giant spear sticking from him.”😱
“I, Yum Cimil, Goddess of the Underworld, vow eternal loyalty to you, Narmer, pharaoh of Egypt. For as long as I live, my heart and soul belong to you and no other. I love you. I love you. Please don’t die,” I cried.
My collar fell to the floor, and my body buzzed with divine energy.
I’m free!
I cracked the spear sticking from his body and pulled it out so I’d be able to carry him over my shoulder. But there was so much blood.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I pulled strips of fabric from the bedding and tried to plug the hole, but the blood came too fast.”
“You have vowed to give your heart to this man, yes?” Mitnal asked.
“Yes! Yes.” I had such a bad feeling about this.
“Then in the name of the divine Creator.” He reached out with his long, blackened fingernails and plunged his hand into my chest, pulling from it my beating heart. I looked at the human organ, unable to react or speak. Mitnal held the heart in the air, and the dark energy whooshed inside it, disappearing”
“With this divine spark of life, the blood of the pharaoh shall live forever.”
He plunged my heart into Narmer’s chest, and the sky burst with lavender. I felt my light flicker.
I held my hand over the gaping hole in my chest. “What have you done?” I hissed.
Mitnal grinned. “I saved him, just as you asked. With a piece of your light. And soon, my people will have an immortal army with which we will conquer the world. We will be the greatest civilization ever to rule.”
A black splotch spread across my line of sight, and then death swallowed me whole.”
1 year later, she came back to Egypt. He saw Narmer with 3 women on bed. 😭
“I turned away. I couldn’t bear to look. I couldn’t bear to let him see me crumble into a million pieces. I didn’t know what he’d become, but that was not the man I’d spent the last twelve months fighting to return to. It had taken me six tries, six bodies to cross the ocean. Each time I died, my light returned to the cenote in Mexico. But I hadn’t given up. It was the worst, most excruciating year of my existence, not knowing if he was all right. The fear, the sorrow, the panic consumed me to a point that I’d had no choice but to cut myself off from my brethren completely, lest the gods be overcome with my grief.” 😭😭😭
She went to Temple of Bastet hoping to rescue her unicorn - Minky. He said he already sucked Minky to Vampire just like what she had turned him into. They had a bantered where she called her unworthy blood sucking insect aka mosquito so he plucked her head off. 🤣. She vowed revenge. On the cenote, the future Cimil came to her. All 13 gods were already floating dead on the cenote. “Okay.” She clapped excitedly. “I remember sleeping with a lot of strange creatures. What did you call that pharaoh?”
“A bloodsucker.”
She touched her nose. “That’s it! I remember sleeping with a lot of bloodsuckers. I mean”—she fanned her face—“a lot! But something was always missing.”
A soul, perhaps? “So this is your big depressing clue?” I asked.
“No. That’s the happy memory. Several thousand years from now, you discover that you are actually the bringer of the apocalypse.” She sighed. “This is how the Creator designed you.”
That couldn’t be right. I always protected humanity, safeguarded them from destruction. Except when I felt the need to deliver pain to the stupid, humiliate the weak, destroy all things imperfect—gasp! That’s, like, everyone. Except for me. And Minky, of course.”
“Ha! I know that look!” She jumped up and down pointing at me. “You got a sign, didn’t you?”
Yes. I’d seen the vision in Narmer’s eyes. “I saw a glimpse of the gods going insane and destroying the world.” I sighed. “Because they are lonely.”
“Ha! I’m right! I knew it.” She hugged me. “Cimil, you must find them all soul mates. While doing the opposite of trying to do anything good, of course. In fact, you should start with yourself. Go find your man!” She started doing that little dance from the future called disco, and I resisted the urge to join along. Disco dancing always made me feel better.
“Love is not in the cards for me. Never has been, never will be.”
“Sorry, but the Universe has spoken.” She went into lightning finger mode. A timeless disco-move classic.
“The man I thought I loved crushed my heart and ripped off my head. Oh, he’s also turned into some dark, scary creature that drinks blood.”
“Other-me rolled her eyes. “They don’t need puppies. They need passion! They need romance! They need a reason to live. Besides, nothing is impossible. Especially for you. Or us. Whatever. We are the only ones who have mastered our gifts. We are the Goddess of the Underworld, Pain, Chicken Noodle Soup, Campfire Stories, Shopping, Rainbows, Bad Humor, and Deception, just to name a few.”
“You forgot Bringer of the Apocalypse,” I said dryly.
“Exactly! We completely rock. They should name an entire species after us. Penguins! Yes. They should rename them Cimguins!”
What happened to future me? I’m so… crazy.
“You will simply need to use your powers,” she said, “and choose the best match you can. Mold the situation to force our brethren to open their hearts.”
This plan was beyond any degree of insanity I’d ever witnessed. But as I mulled it over, I could not deny its logic and the facts before me.”
“Where do I start?” I sighed.
“What were you about to do next?” the Other-me asked.
“Kill Narmer along with his five brothers and sisters.”
“Then you shall help them live,” she said. “And you shall start the search for soul mates.”
“Yippee.” Good times. Good fucking times.”
Part two. Cimil and Rrroberto. The not-so-early years. “Fast-forward through mountains of boring crap to Barcelona, Spain, May 1, 1712
(Hint: This is right before a certain vampire has his date with destiny. Poor guy ends up accidentally married. Oops!)”
Narmer came apogizing to her. And he requested 30 days to prove that she is not the love of his existence in exchange for Minky. 🤦🏻‍♀️
She agreed to sleep with him at the end of the 30days if he satisfied her list of demands. 1)she changed his name to Rrroberto. 😝
She cohorts with Philippe, Narmer brother. And found Andrus Gray to distract the vampire queen.
2)they dry humped when he couldn't stand knowing she spread her legs for other vampires. 😆 she demanded him to tattoo her face on his back. “I turned and gasped. “You have a full portrait of me on your back… riding on Minky?”
I. Love. It. It was the finest work of art I’d ever seen. And adding Minky was most certainly an extra-special touch.
“It’s horrible,” I spouted. “My nose looks funny.” Again, I gave him my back and returned to my book, feigning disinterest.” 3)“You will go out and buy me the finest villa Spain has to offer. Then you will go to the town square, proclaim your stupidity, and declare your undying love for me.”
A flicker of a grin touched his lips, as if I were ridiculous for believing these tasks would come close to challenging him. “Done.”
“Dressed as a naked clown,” I added.
His mini-grin melted away.
“And,” I said, “after you’ve done that, you will donate all of your wealth to charity.” - her wealth accumulated for over four thousand seven hundred years.
“Just like you didn’t quit us,” I mumbled under my breath. “Ass.”
“I did not quit us. You left!” he roared.
I popped up from the couch. “Left? Is that what you think, you moron? I didn’t leave. I died! That little fucker Mitnal plucked out my heart and used it to save you! To make you!”
“You lie,” he growled.
I stomped my foot. “Lie? I fought for twelve months to return to you. I was eaten by a shark! A fucking shark! Then I had to steal a fishing boat. Three times! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find fishing boats with a monkey’s ass of a chance of crossing an ocean? Do you? Impossible! That’s why they all sank! I had to swim the last thousand miles across the freezing Atlantic because someone had taken my Minky, and there was no other way. But I didn’t care. I was worried sick that that bastard was doing something horrible to you!” 😫😫😫
“He turned for the door and then paused. “I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t know. Mitnal said you’d left me, that you’d planned to have me turned into a monster all along. The gods’ revenge for my arrogance. I killed him for saying that.”
“Well, thank the Universe for small favors, but you’re a fool to have believed I’d work with Mitnal.”
“Am I? I know what you’ve been up to, Cimil. I know you taught Mitnal’s disciples to use their dark gifts. You created the Maaskab. And the Obscuros.” Yes. They were two of the world’s most evil forces. The Maaskab, the twisted, powerful disciples of Mitnal and masters of dark energy. And the Obscuros, vampires who believed that innocent humans were their personal treats.”
“In my early years, yes. I was reckless. But I have long since learned the errors of my way. I created the Pact to protect the innocent mortals from my kind. I created an army to fight my brother Philippe and the Obscuros. So you should not judge me, Cimil.”
Well, la-di-da! Look, I’m a supercool Ancient One who can do nice things and isn’t cursed with being the bringer of the apocalypse! “Well. Maybe you should not judge me.”
“How can I not?”
“If you bothered to look at what’s inside you—a piece of my actual soul—you might find your answer.”
Roberto left and a ton of emotional bricks came crashing down. Why did he have such a grip on me?
For the second time in my existence, I cried. And for the second time, Roberto was gone. I hoped for good.”
A week later, he accomplished her three wishes. She saw in his eyes that they were mated. He also already realized that he was wrong to believe Mitnal and believe there is goodness in her and that he loves her. In order to break his heart, he agreed to be with him for the remaining 19 days in the vila he bought for her in Spain.
“His shoulders raised and then sagged as his lungs released a heavy sigh. “I feel it. I feel it very well. It has been my constant companion, Cimil. All these years, not a moment passed when I did not wish to die because of the sadness living inside me—your sadness, your loneliness. And mine, I suppose. I tried to forget you and what I’d done. I knew it was unforgivable despite what I’d believed about that first year we were apart. But as many women as I took and drank from, none washed away the mark you left on my heart.” His head fell. “I finally gave up trying. Though I feed from them, I have not been with another for a thousand years.”
Roberto sifted in front of me and cupped my face. “I love you, Cimil. I know that you love me, too. Your light inside me glows when we are together. It does not lie.”
He told her about thw future-her, the apocalypse. And he believed her. So they made love for the first time.
“We turned our faces toward one another and gazed into each other’s eyes. There it was again. The beginning, the end, light, darkness, happiness, destruction, the entire fate of the world balancing on the tip of a needle. He and I together. Him doing good. Me doing bad, ergo, good.
“Holy shit,” I said, “we’re the weights, balancing the scale. Yin and yang.”
He shrugged his brows suggestively. “My yin is wanting more of your yang.”
I pulled my head back, wincing.
Roberto’s dark eyes narrowed. “What now? Please don’t tell me you have to go burn down a church or poke someone in the eye.”
I shook my head. “No. I have that scheduled for seven a.m. tomorrow. But we need to talk—”
He kissed me hard and thrust himself into me. I gasped from the raw pleasure of his invasion. “There will be time for talking later.” He thrust again and this time I saw stars.”
300 years later. 2012.
“Fast-forward three hundred years past a bunch of really fun and exciting stuff to New Year’s Eve, 2012
Near Sedona, Arizona, the estate of Kinich Ahau, ex–God of the Sun
(Hint: This is right after a certain Sun God finds his surrogate. And right before a certain Goddess of Suicide finds her yummy Spaniard.)”
“Roberto gazed straight ahead at the dark road. I could see from the way his jaw pulsed that some very serious plotting was happening. “Never fear, my dear goddess.” He stroked the back of my head. “I will figure something out. I will save us.”
“Why are you always so sure of yourself?” I asked.
“I managed to finally rid the planet of Philippe and the Obscuros while making a very deep dent in the Maaskab population. Why should I not be confident in my skills of undoing your treachery?”
Good point. He had done a magnificent job of playing his cards. He’d known that I had encouraged the Maaskab and the Obscuros to join forces recently—a truly evil union. Once the Maaskab had “vampirized” most of their population, Roberto hunted down Philippe. The moment his brother died, his bloodline went with him, including most of the O’Scabbies (aka the Obscuro Maaskab).
I bobbed my head. “It’s not you that I’m worried about. It’s the Universe.” Everything I’d done—bad-good, good-bad—had been pointless. She still wanted blood.”
End...for now

[Yazmin · Rating 4 out of 5]

Accidentally…Cimil? By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, is a short novella in the Accidentally Yours series featuring Cimil. Many of the fans in this series have been feeling all over the place about her and her actions. Yes, Cimil has been instrumental in her siblings finding their true loves, but she has also been manipulating things in a way that seem to be bringing the to an apocalypse. But now we get to know Cimil and what lead her to the way she is now.

Cimil has lived a hard many centuries, and not being able to be with her true love Roberto has not been easy. Learning about what happened to her in all that time, how Roberto became a vampire and how Cimil from the future warns her past self how the “current” events will lead to the world’s demise and what to do to prevent it.

Well going into Cimil’s mind and learning how it works will teach us many things about her which will make us understand her better and feel for her. But be prepared, for this will have you laughing out loud with a big dose of Cimil. Learning about how her prophecies have been happening and why she believes she is too evil to have true happiness herself is just heartbreaking. But it also underline why we all consider Cimil a little crazy.

Accidentally Cimil will give you a little of the inside on the previous stories you may have missed and prepare you for the last book in this series. But make sure that if you read that you read them in order or you will be completely out of the loop.

[Gillian Paulus · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was great to finally have Cimil's actions explained from her point of view. I'd read the rest of the series already (except one other novella) but had skipped this because it's only available as an ebook.

[Hannah · Rating 5 out of 5]

a must read if you like the Accidentally...Yours series. this is a brief look at the method behind the madness that is Cimil.

[Michele Lacroix · Rating 3 out of 5]

I love this series, but thought this book was just okay. Cimil didn't cause enough damage for me

[Amber Daulton · Rating 3 out of 5]

In book 4.5 of the Accidentally Yours series, Cimil is the multi-thousand year old Goddess of the Underworld, and she’s strolling through Egypt searching for her brother. While there, she sees the most gorgeous human ever and decides to play with him for a while. After all, she’s bored and wants a challenge. Narmer, however, proves a challenge she didn’t expect.
Pharaoh Narmer wants to marry a goddess and have her bear his children, so when Cimil shows up in his bedchamber, he traps her with Mayan magic and sets out to seduce her. Other than their instant chemistry, they totally clash. She’s an obstinate woman, he’s an arrogant man, and they’re both used to getting whatever they want. But when Narmer’s people betray him and Cimil’s human body is destroyed while she’s trying to save him, thousands of years of heartache, anger, and sexual frustration ensue for the couple.
This is the first book I’ve read in the series, and I think it probably wasn’t a good starting point for a new reader. I couldn’t connect with the H/h. Cimil was hilarious but definitely hurting on the inside. Both she and Narmer (later known as Roberto) were often selfish and cruel to the people around them. Though I understood why they were like that, I just didn’t like it or find it funny.
I’m curious about the other books in the series and really interested to know how Cimil will find mates for her siblings. Though I love paranormal romances, I don’t often read comedies, but I liked Ms. Pamfiloff’s fun, snarky writing style. Still, I probably would’ve appreciated this book more had I read the previous ones in the series.
3 Stars

[GothicMom'S Reviewers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fans of this series, sit back, relax and enjoy this crazy unicorn ride (yes, I said unicorn, only no-one can see her, and she is just as deranged as her owner) that is all Cimil. Never has so much fun been packed up and delivered in so few words. Readers will also be able to see just how much love is packed within the fiery, evil, twisted, red-headed Goddess of the Underworld. Many secrets and plots will also be brought to light, including the fact that Cimil just may already have her soul-mate.

After Cimil finds love, loses it she is paid a visit by one of her dead. Only this one is even more special than all of the others, its her. And the message she receives is the reason she causing so many accidents, and putting her brethren through torrential hell. But, the hell they each went through, as she points out, the after effects were beyond a wondrous thing.

Accidentally...Cimil? is beyond a must read, it is essential to this series, all of the reasons for everything that has happened from even Book 1. Be warned though, you may piss your pants from laughing so hard, though not much blood and gore, there are a few parts that will happily make you cringe.

Review by Tiffany

[Apurva C · Rating 1 out of 5]

Now that i have Narmer/Roberto, i have new Appreciation for the Guy and Nico. They were saints compared to this guy!

I have no tolerance for any kind of cheating. And even if for some reason i was to overlook cheating, there is no way to forget that he rewarded her love for him by beheading her. This was after she already died once to save him. Then she had to die several more times just to ensure he was okay.

Narmer made a commitment to Cimil but he was quick to mistrust her and fall into bed with others.
Even when he finds out the truth of how Cimil was wronged by gim, he tries to get away with a weak ass apology. At the same he also insults her for who she is.

And Let's not forget Cimil was intimate with Victor. This happend 1 or 2 years ago, during the 3 months that Roberto was trying to make things work between them.

The timeline doesn't work. There are too many details missing. It doesn't work.

[Tiffany · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, I guess I can't really hate Cimil now, can I? 🤷🏾‍♀️

In this book, Mimi gives us a little history lesson on Cimil and Narmer (aka Roberto). Pretty much everything you think you know from the previous books....well, you don't know lol. You find out how vampires, maaskabs and obscuros came to be. Why Cimil is the way she is. Who she talks to when she zones out and you get to meet her pharaoh.....oh and don't forget Minky.

I still don't like the mind games she plays but I do have a better understanding now. I can't help but feel sorry for her.

On to the next adventure....

Happy reading!

[J.T.K. Gibbs · Rating 4 out of 5]

The course of true love doesn't run smooth - especially if you are a vampire in love with a goddess!
From ancient Egypt to present-day USA, a millennia-long love affair goes straight, then backwards then sideways as Cimil loves, flees and fights with her mate while trying to avoid bringing the apocalypse on the human race she must protect.
With alternating points of view, Pamfiloff tosses the willing - and often giggling - reader into the whirlwind of ridding the world of evil, mating the gods and accepting her true love, all while being "evil."

[Linda · Rating 5 out of 5]

What fast and crazy rollercoaster ride!
She's a crazy and fun goddess and he is a sexy and arrogant king. They could be together except for what she sees in his eyes.
Another excellent story from Mimi.

[Melanie Marnell · Rating 5 out of 5]

The reasoning behind all of Cimil's duplicity, treachery, manipulation and seeming insanity is revealed in Accidentally Cimil. Also her love/hate relationship with Narmer/Roberto is explored in more depth.

[T.L. Clark · Rating 4 out of 5]

That's more like it!!

Rrrrrroberto! - Just wow!
I love his character development - that's all I'm gonna say on that.

A whole book of Cimil craziness; just what I needed!
And an explanation to it all.

[Elena · Rating 4 out of 5]

Awww Rrrroberto! Taking a vow of silence to make sure you can find a way from cimil to not be the harbinger of the apocalypse is the sweetest thing ever! & now it seems I'm gonna have to make a few small purchases. Dang it.

[Lorrie (Clockworkbookworm) · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5

[Angie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a great story about Cimil! Loved how you got to meet Narmer/Roberto and find out why Cimil is the way she is!

[Cheryl · Rating 5 out of 5]

Goddess of the Underworld, Cimil, gives us a look at how she met Roberto & a reason behind her actions for things she did. Great read

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Cimil is the best love the story of Cimil this book made me laugh out loud like I do with all the Accidentally books

[Talia · Rating 5 out of 5]

This author has a way with words. So funny!

[Jeannie Lopez · Rating 3 out of 5]

Cute, too short

[Lois Alston · Rating 3 out of 5]

Good story

Nice way to learn about Cimi and Roberto beginnings. The story is unexpected but not that far out for Cimi.

[Quinn Fforde · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, that explained a lot.

[Carol · Rating 5 out of 5]

Review needs more Stars!

I cannot recommend this book enough! I wish I was able to give it more stars! Finally reading Cimil’s story is an absolute joy. Read it. Now.

[Melanie Durrell]

A great preview of the immortal matchmakers series. It helps to understand some of the crazy things Cimil does....