This is a really good little memoir of a trip to Israel by a what you might call “conflicted” 26 year old American Jewish woman of the liberal-left persuasion. It’s a meditation and an anguished mulling on all things Israel. Permit me, then, to co-mull.
When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in 2005 called for Israel to be wiped off the map, it wasn’t an original thought, he was quoting Ayatollah Khomeini. But the Ayatollah wasn’t the first either, not by a long way. The dramatically-named Tiglath-Pileser III, King of the Assyrians, decided to do just that and then went right on ahead and did it in 750 BC – zap, no more Israel. There one minute, gone the next.
But in around 140 BC Israel came back again and lasted under the Greeks, Macedonians, Persians and Romans as a little bitty client state until they got on the nerves of another potentate who thought Israel should be wiped off the map, and it was so wiped in 70 AD by the Roman Emperor Vespasian. And stayed wiped until 1948.
During that long period, a phrase was invented by Christians and later taken up by Jews :
A land without people for a people without land.
That was a description of Palestine. And alas, there’s the rub. The country wasn’t without people. Whoever came up with that idea?
The tumultuous events of 1947/48 were not the first time that an indigenous population living in Palestine was expelled by Jewish insurrectionists. In the Bible we read that Yahweh (Jehovah) promised the land of Canaan to the Israelites – they had escaped from bondage in Egypt but had no place of abode, they had been wandering in the desert. The whole story is in Joshua. You get verses like this :
And it came to pass, when Israel had made an end of slaying all the inhabitants of Ai in the field, in the wilderness wherein they chased them, and when they were all fallen on the edge of the sword, until they were consumed, that all the Israelites returned unto Ai, and smote it with the edge of the sword.
And so it was, that all that fell that day, both of men and women, were twelve thousand, even all the men of Ai.
For Joshua drew not his hand back, wherewith he stretched out the spear, until he had utterly destroyed all the inhabitants of Ai.
Some major ethnic cleansing, right there, all approved by God.
Theodor Herzl published The Jewish State in 1896. At first, he wasn’t immediately attracted to the idea of creating a state for Jews in Palestine. He was thinking – Argentina sounds nice. Thirty years later, Adolf Eichmann and Heinrich Himmler were kicking around the idea of a Jewish state too, somewhere to ship these Jews off to. They thought : maybe Madagascar. That sounds do-able.
As Sarah Glidden is shepherded on her (very) guided tour, she’s fed what she immediately labels “propaganda” by the guides. E.g. she huffs on p 95:
Another speech about the poor victimized Jews who bravely built something out of nothing.
She can be quite scathing and dismissive. (And so can I.)
Er.
Let’s backtrack, just like Sarah Glidden’s book keeps doing. You have to, you start thinking about this big problem, and you get all tangled up. You have to keep starting again.
The way the problem is often stated is like this – in 1947 the UN plan was a Two State Solution. The UN Palestine mandate (maybe I should say that the UN got their hands on Palestine because after WW1 the Ottoman Empire collapsed, I hope that makes sense) would be partitioned between Israel and Palestine. But the Palestinians rejected that. (Well-worn Jewish comment : “the Palestinians never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity”). Now, you know, what could be fairer? The territory is disputed? Civil war? Okay, one part will be for you guys, and the other part for you guys. How could the Palestinians be so self-destructively blind as to reject this?
Ha.
Well, imagine you have a house and you take in lodgers. Then the lodgers sub-let. They say they have an extended family who need a place to stay. They say they’re going to need most of the house. In fact, they say they have some documents somewhere which prove the house is actually theirs. Outrageous! So you all go to court. The judge regards both groups and says – “you will now own one half of the house, and these guys will own the other half. Now stop all this squabbling. Case dismissed.”
That’s fair isn’t it? Well, no – it really isn’t – it was your damned house!
By what right did the Jews declare an independent state of Israel in 1948? There are three answers:
a) It was realpolitik – they seized the moment, they succeeded by force of arms; might was right (this “might” proceeding from a bunch of refugees from the Holocaust, a very extraordinary circumstance). By what right did any King or Emperor claim to rule? By force of arms.
b) This was always their land, God gave it to them, it’s in the Bible
c) They had no right. This was somebody else’s country! (Jews in Palestine, 1947 : 608,000; Arabs in Palestine, 1947 : 1,292,000 i.e. nearly 70% of the total population).
But after dossing around in other people’s countries for 1,878 years and being tolerated at best and massacred at worst, after all that, and then the United Nations says yes, we agree, you should get your own country and it should be right there, do you think the Jews in Palestine in 1947 are going to say well, we’re not sure about this, maybe later, we’ll get back to you.
And round and round and round we go
To weave a wall to hem us in
(Neil Young)
The amusingly ironic title of this memoir tells you that of course Sarah is not going to be able to untangle this most Gordian of geopolitical knots. Right now, I don’t think there’s a solution. But – hey, at one time I said the same thing about Northern Ireland, and look what happened there. And also I thought you’d never get majority rule in South Africa without a bloodbath, and I was wrong about that too. My previous pessimism sometimes makes me cautiously optimistic.