Like many reviewers who have given this book two or three star ratings, I too ultimately found it to be quite repetitive and often dull, with so much of the book’s content already being known to the mega Mean Girls fans that would make up its target demographic.
What I didenjoy: the beginning of the book, where we got to learn all of the details about how the script and movie came together, the auditioning process to find the perfect actors for the set roles - the most difficult decisions apparently were for Damien’s character, and Regina, Gretchen and Aaron Samuels were all a bit difficult to find the perfect actor for, as well.
They also had a difficult time figuring out where to place Lindsay Lohan. While director Mark Waters knew he wanted her on the film (as he’d just worked with her on Freaky Friday) it was more difficult deciding whether to cast her as Cady or Regina.
Lindsay wanted Regina, of course, not only because she was “the prettiest, most popular, most feared” (at a time when something like that would matter very much to a seventeen-year-old actress) but because she yearned to play the “bad girl” character for once, instead of her usual squeaky clean Disney roles.
It seems that production was finally able to sway her into accepting the role as Cady by telling her that not only would Cady be the main character narrating the flick, but that Cady’s role was written for Lohan - in the sense that it was a lot more challenging to pull off. You had to watch her go from good to bad/“Plastic” then back again, and all the while understand why she made the decisions she did, and still root for her. I believe once Lindsay realized she was unique for being able to meet that challenge, she was finally sold on the role.
While all of the casting decisions were interesting as well as the shooting of the movie itself, in its suburban Canadian location, with details of what the main actors did on/off the set, for me, it kind of fell apart after all that…
For as to what I didn’t enjoy: far too much focus on the characters with one or two “iconic lines” (really, that could have been kept to a few pages or an extremely short chapter rather than be a feature throughout the entire book), the focus on the paparazzi’s obsession with turning Lindsay from a heroine into a broken starlet (we already know how badly the 2000s treated young female stars - Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Mischa, Nicole, Mary-Kate Olsen) - it just didn’t seem necessary to devote an entire chapter into repeating all of that sad story which is so sickening to think we tolerated back then.
Also what I didn’t enjoy: all of the pages talking about memes and how MG was staying culturally relevant throughout the years by a new play adaptation (I really couldn’t care less about that, nor the new Mean Girls movie released this year… why mess with perfection? It just seems silly to me when you have such an iconic movie with iconic stars, to then give those parts to other actors, no matter how talented).
It was also a bit weird to me how much Rosalind Wiseman felt “cheated out” of Mean Girls royalties. I’ve seen reviews that said she was “shitted on” and not given her “due compensation”, but really, what was exactly her due compensation for this movie? I believe she got a half million dollar paycheck, but aside from that, she seems to be quite a bit bitter in a project that she really didn’t do too much to bring about.
She’s not in the Hollywood business, so I’m sure it’s easy to moan that she didn’t receive enough royalties. But again, for what, I ask? The book she wrote was nonfiction, based on her life’s work helping girls deal with hierarchical societies within high schools.
Tina Fey had to write the entire script and jokes herself, none of which were provided by Wiseman. Okay, I suppose she contributed the “assigned roles”: dictator/head Mean Girl Regina, sidekick Gretchen, dumb girl Karen, cool mom Mrs. George, etc.
Aside from that, though, this was Fey’s movie, and Fey definitely seems the type to push for people to get their fair share in an often unfair industry (especially women). But it wasn’t Wiseman that made the movie come to life. It was Tina Fey, Mark Waters, Amy Poehler, and the main cast of characters (which I wished we’d gotten to hear more from).
Ultimately, 2.5 stars. I wouldn’t really recommend unless you’re a diehard Mean Girls fan and have some kind of FOMO about not reading this. If that’s not the case, though… trust me, YouTube has plenty to offer that’s more entertaining.