I was so excited when I saw this book at the Harvard Book Store warehouse sale because I am fascinated by cults (*cough* Scientology), so a portrait of a maybe-cult with an unsatisfied leader? And the book's blurbs on the back making it seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread? Sign me tf up.
What's on the back of the book is not really an accurate summary though - which isn't necessarily a problem, except that the entire book seemed too lost to even have a summary. It meanders through all sorts of potentially interesting plot threads without resolving most of them or really delving deep enough to deliver what could have been juicy reading. It took me forever to read, not even considering the vacation I took in the middle, and I couldn't wait to be done. I understand why critics and authors would like it, but I like entertainment in my fiction, and all I found was frustration.
(Minor spoilers & monster review follow.)
Is it a book about a cult? Only loosely. The Helix is a thing, sure, and its origins are explained, I guess. Thurlow Dan, the founder, is certainly... a character. An insufferable one, though - am I supposed to find sympathy for him? I cannot. Maazel succeeds if her objective is to make him as unlikeable as possible, but the story clearly wants to humanize him. So sure, he's human, but a one-note asshole I never want to read about. And I guess that while we're supposed to sympathize with his moaning over being a powerful cult leader (but still being lonely and misunderstood :( ) he's also supposed to be frightening, or at least intimidating, given a scene with a Helix member hiding from him, but all we're given is a whiny manchild who I can't picture being scary to just about anyone.
My main beef with the Helix is that I just don't buy it. By Maazel's logic apps like Meetup are cult incubators. And let me be clear, being a carbon copy of any existing cults (including Scientology) would be a cop out. But considering how much research she did on cults (according to the interview in the back) I would have expected a more creative basis than "people are lonely" and "when people get together to talk about that loneliness, cults form." Are group therapy sessions cults? Are pub crawls, group tours, my high school's French club?
Maybe if Thurlow was more convincing I would have bought his innate magnetism as enough to create a devoted cult, but that didn't work for me, since every time his incessant monologue started up I wanted to quit the book.
Is it a spy novel? Again, if so, not quite. When it comes to the North Korea plots, I can only repeat other criticisms I've already said: underdeveloped, and I suppose with potential, except it was written in such a half-assed way. I feel that if you're going to talk about North Korea in your fiction you should at least give the people living and suffering there the respect of writing about it as a specific country. It may even have been more effective as a fictional dictatorship looming in the background. North Korea may be a mysterious "black spot" on our map (again, this comes from Maazel's back of the book interview), but she's not the very first person writing about this country! There are established facts out there which she doesn't seem to care for, which frankly is lazy and arrogant. (Thinking specifically about the ease of getting in and out of the country here.) I get that there's a certain parallel between North Korea and the Helix, and she successfully made that clear, but it still didn't sell me.
And then there's Esme, who might be the most effective character in the book, but that's not saying like, a whole ton. To me this is epitomized by describing Esme in disguise. It's kind of... cool... I guess? But it's such a focus for a chunk of the book and then basically not again. I also got the vague humor of hiring these soooo-not-spies to infiltrate the cult (and I actually didn't mind that it jumped in time after she roped them in) but either it went over my head or it wasn't actually that funny. So I'm left thinking it was mostly supposed to play as a dramatic book and a dramatic plot, with satirical touches, in which case the "gathering the team" section and then their kidnapping was just... shockingly boring, especially considering those are the most exciting parts of spy or heist fiction.
The "spies" themselves were unengaging at best. I found myself confused by why I was spending so much time with them, and then later confused by how little time we spent on them once they were kidnapped. Who was the focus of this book?! I understand ensemble dramas, but even an ensemble has to have some sort of through line or focus.
Is it a family drama? The parts I found most engaging were Esme's struggle to be a mother - the touch with the constant nicknames worked really well. But that was such a subplot which again, had very little resolution. In the end, she somehow gets back together with Thurlow and then her daughter is happy, requiring no real development or emotion from Esme, or their mother-daughter relationship. In the end, Esme's emotional arc centered on Thurlow, which was disappointing to say the least. Especially sosince almost all the other women in the book are either caricatures of sex workers, cheating wives, terrible mothers, dead, or Anne-Janet. (Not being a CSA survivor myself I can't speak to the latter's portrayal except to say that it rubbed me the wrong way.)
Also, Esme falling in love with Thurlow in general was unconvincing. (You'll notice "unconvincing" comes up a lot here.) Going from desperately seeking an abortion to suddenly being glad to have a baby is an overdone plot anyway but suddenly and inexplicably falling in love with the baby daddy (who by the way, she manipulated as part of her job), just because you banged him is even more of a boring cliche.
Finally, is it a noir novel about the city below Cincinnati? Again, this had so much potential! This was the part I liked reading about! This seemed like it could have been a whole book, or maybe a sequel if this novel had deserved one, but instead the tunnels popped up every once in a while and then were suddenly the focus... and then suddenly weren't (kiiind of like everything else). I didn't mind that most of the action in the B section took place in the mansion, but to keep this rich landscape hidden just to basically skip out on it is a shame.
In the end reading this book felt like when I read my least favorite book of all time, Freedom. Freedom was arrogant, pretentious, and pointless. Unfortunately, I can safely apply the same adjectives to this book, at least in my experience. Not only did I have to Google a truly and unnecessarily absurd number of words just figure out what was going on, in overly complicated sentences no less, but this book reeks of being a self indulgent MFA workshop book in other ways too. I can't help but think that Maazel just shoved in every single plot she thought could have been interesting, without really questioning whether or not they all contributed actively to the book.
I want to make it clear that I liked Woke Up Lonely quite a bit more than Freedom, and I almost considered giving it another star. Freedom's worst quality was its kind of masturbatory white male guilt and insecurity that hung over the entire book. That, and the antisemitism and rape. This book mostly avoids that (though Thurlow would not have been out of place in Freedom) which made this an infinitely less nauseating read.
This has been a lot of words and I don't know if I've really said much of anything. (Which is kind of in the vein of the book.) So let me summarize this way: I took a week-long family vacation in the middle of reading this book (maybe three quarters of the way through) and left it behind. When I came back, I felt myself dreading reading it. I finished it because I wanted to see how it ended, because I don't like leaving things left undone, and because when I decide I hate a book I want to give it the respect of a solid hateread until the end. But I can't in good conscience tell anyone else that they should read it. So that's what I'll leave you with.
Save yourself some time, read about Scientology, and don't get this book.