3.5 Stars!
“All the people I knew had a lot in common. They had all grown up in poky council flats, were brighter than average, and had a certain je ne sais quoi. There was a sense with all of us that we somehow wanted to escape the rather sedate destiny which had already been mapped out for us by square society. We were also far too sussed to believe anything trendy Hampstead intellectuals or hippies had to say.”
There’s a really interesting old BBC radio interview with Andy Kershaw and Wobble and Wobble comes across as incredibly affable and laid back – and of course I’m a fan of much of the man’s music, from PiL, the album he did with The Edge and that one he did with Sinead O'Connor- and he’s one of the very few English musicians to have written quite an enjoyable song in tribute to the A13 – the other being Billy Bragg. Though it’s fair to say that the vast majority of his output from the mid-90s onwards isn’t for me at all, and like many artists who become phenomenally prolific and set up their own labels etc, (Prince being a good example), quality control tends to take a back seat to the self-indulgent ego.
“These two extremes, the PC mob and the right-wing reactionary mob, are equally abhorrent to me.”
One of the refreshing things about these memoirs is his confrontational approach, he consistently calls out the smug middle-classes and the perpetual BS which goes on in their delusional, passive-aggressive bubbles and the myths and lies they tell about themselves and the world around them.
When it comes to the people he’s not afraid to be bitchy and call many out on their shortcomings and failings, John Lydon, Don Letts, Richard Branson, Jools Holland, Brian Eno, Sean Hughes, Iain Sinclair and many others get taken down a peg or two or called out on their BS and yet in other ways he also seems to be fairly forgiving and not holding grudges.
On Peter Gabriel,
“In an instant I saw another side to him. I already knew that he was as much a businessman as an artist. But suddenly he appeared to me as if he were an art collector, like Charles Saatchi. Only instead of acquiring paintings, he acquired music.”
On Womad,
“It really was an unappealing mix of rank amateurism and upper-middle class insincerity.”
His views on the elite who pollute and control the music business:
“I came to realise that for the boys and girls of the elite ruling class the world truly is their oyster. They know all the strategies. They are adept at finding a cushy number, whether it’s in the Foreign Office or the music business. They are very well educated, and very well connected…They are expert in hiding their motivations and intentions. They seem to love being Machiavellian. When the circumstances are right the former elite public-school brigade are entirely capable of being 100% ruthless.”
His take on old Etonians,
“They tend to lack any real empathy for people, or to have genuine life experience. It’s all a bit of an abstract to them all a bit of a game. And there are, of course, never any negative consequences for them. Just another plum gig doing lucrative after-dinner speaking, or another nice cushy directorship in the City.”
It’s interesting that throughout much of the 80s in order to make ends meet Wobble found himself working as a taxi driver, truck driver, warehouse manager as well as working on the London underground in between gigging and writing and recording music, and I was also surprised to learn that right up until the 90s he was living in a council house.
Kicking out the windshield of the tour bus, and standing up on a recording desk during a session and pissing all over it, slapping a fellow contestant on the set of a well-known TV show, and greeting a tour promoter by grabbing him by the throat and barking out a list of dark demands.
For someone who claims to be against violence and to be a non-violent guy, Wobble has quite the history for winding people up or engaging in overtly hostile behaviour.
To be fair he never shies away from blowing his own trumpet, pulling out all manner of gushing praise over his vast output and yet often seems so critical and patronising about the talents and limitations of his various many band members.
Wobble comes through strongly in this, often comes across as a bit of a prickly character and there seems to be many confusing contradictions and conflict going on with him and his accounts?...He relates the origins and background of his family, who seemingly endured generations of serious hardship, with many dying far too young. He acknowledges some of his own issues and complicity in the past, not least his alcoholism, and the estranged relationship he has with his first wife and two daughters.
And yet I got a lot out of this and he is ultimately an intriguing figure, who certainly has many interesting things to share and many valid and informed points to make on a number of subjects, which keep this really engaging up to the closing pages. Strangely enough in his most recent photos, he bears quite a resemblance to Vladimir Putin?...