6⭐
14+
romance: 8/10 (loads more innuendo and dirty jokes than the last book. they talk about sex quite a bit towards the end. there is not any on page sex, but on the last page you know they're about the do it. there are 4 or 5 passionate kiss scenes, no hands up the shirts or anything like that, but it's clear they are steamy kisses.)
violence: 0/10 (the only thing is carter punches a man 🤷♀️ and it's mentioned that he has stalkers, but that's to be expected of a famous actor. they don't get into any of it.)
cursing: 3/10 (h3ll, d@mn, sh!t one time, a$$ a couple times, wh0re once. not bad)
other: lana mae struggles with depression and anxiety.
tropes: best friends to lovers, celebrity romance, single mom, one bed, fake dating, forced proximity
dual pov, 1st person, present tense
-----OVERVIEW-----
what the actual FRICKKKKK.
KATIE STOP WRITING THE MOST PERFECT MEN!!! I CAN'T KEEP UP!!!
i didn't think anything could top so that happened. but NOPE. i was wrong. she somehow managed to top LIAM FRICKING DONOVAN. HOW? IDK.
this book was so funny 😭😭😭
i was WHEEZING.
the amount of taylor swift references made my swiftie heart happy. the last one was riddled with one direction references, but this one? it was quite literally written for her song dress.
the gilmore girl's references are a YES. i've only seen 5 episodes, but i loved that aspect sm sm sm sm.
KATIE BAILEY 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
-----CHARACTERS-----
CARTER FRICKING JAMES FRICKING CALLAHAN. yes yes yes yes a million trillion times yes. he's good with kids (legs specifically), he can cook (pancakes specifically... not thai. don't ask for thai...) he's caring, he's head over heels for her. ughhhhhhh this man. this. man. THIS. STINKING. MAN. he is absolute perfection. delicious. 11/10 (or should i say 6/10, like a certain pizza face 👀)
LANA MAE DONOVAN. she's so sweet. so independent. such an amazing mother. she truly didn't deserve what happened to her. her relationship with her siblings and daughter is so heartwarming.
ALLEGRA LIANA DONOVAN. she's so sassy. i couldn't be more proud of her. and her bridgerton cosplay 🥹🥹🥹 (not actual bridgerton btw. lol you'll see)
ANTHONY. he lowkey gives gay best friend. (never confirmed or denied), but idk i could be wrong. i love his personality.
LIAM, ANNIE, MINDY, AND LUKE. the dream team of shenanigans and dirty jokes. the scenes with the siblings there were the most laugh out loud parts of the book.
STEVAN. DIE. that's all.
-----QUOTES-----
how am i supposed to choose just a few? 😭
"'i love you, carter. always have. always will. no matter what.'
he swallows shakily. 'i love you too, lana mae.'"
"but what i needed was her."
"'llama, i don't want any part of my world not to have you in it.'"
"'you look so hot right now, i am having a very hard time keeping my hands off of you.'"
"it's me and him.
him and me.
at this moment, nobody and nothing else matters."
"no matter where i am on this planet, she is home to me. she is my happy.
her and allegra.
my found family.
and i'm a man who plans - no vows- to always be there for his family."
-----CONCLUSION-----
katie is right. in a world of boys, she writes gentlemen.
and now i am trying oh so valiantly to not go on amazon and buy all of her books. I AM TRYING, OKAY? but if y'all see them on my books i own shelf later don't blame me. love made me crazy, alright?
-----PLAYLIST-----
there are some very specific scenes that correspond to some of the songs, but i promise they make sense after you read it lol
devil doesn't bargain - alec banjamin
wallflower - alex sampson
he never will - alexander stewart
carry you home - alex warren
count on me - bruno mars
just the way you are - bruno mars
it's always been you - caleb hearn
high, high, high - camylio
all to myself - dan + shay
speechless - dan + shay
you - dan + shay
nobody's you - dylan brady
perfect - ed sheeran
long story short - forest blakk
the good ones - gabby barrett
too sweet - hozier
red flag - kyle hume
pointless - lewis capaldi
best song ever - one direction
drag me down - one direction
perfect - one direction
history - one direction
last first kiss - one direction
if i can't have you - shawn mendes
all too well (10 minute version. duh) - taylor swift
dancing with our hands tied - taylor swift
dress - taylor swift
enchanted - taylor swift
gorgeous - taylor swift
i almost do - taylor swift
i think he knows - taylor swift
lover - taylor swift
it's nice to have a friend - taylor swift
paper rings - taylor swift
paris - taylor swift
miss americana and the heartbreak prince - taylor swift
maroon - taylor swift
love story - taylor swift
this is why we can't have nice things - taylor swift
starlight - taylor swift
stay stay stay - taylor swift
best friend - thomas mac
she looks so perfect - 5 seconds of summer