You're just a sinner, I am told / Be your fire when you're cold / Make you happy when you're sad / Make you good when you are bad (I Would Die 4 U – Prince).
Hey, I’ve got to let you in on a secret… this book was AMAZING! Please go read it!! Um, if you want, of course. I just felt the need to go town-crier mode for a second there. "I've got to tell someone about this! Hey all you people, hey all you people, won't you listen to mee~eee!" I don’t know, I’m super excitable right now because this is one of those rare special times where I picked a book on a whim and everything clicked right into place, right away. Like, I had a feeling it’d be a winner from the start, and it was! Yay! Sometimes things work out alright in the end, huh? I’m usually pretty shy about recommending things to people because “different strokes for different folks” and all that, but I really think this is fun enough for anyone to enjoy. And the stars aligned especially well here because now this is a Pride Month read! Besides, I know the world’s been waiting with bated breath for a book that combines the iconic episode “Disappearing Inque” from Batman Beyond with that classic feel-good movie Meet Joe Black. I’m kind of joking, Meet Joe Black sucked, but I think the real reason why this worked so well for me is the simple fact that there’s just something inherently satisfying about the whole “nerdy-guy-gets-with-a-demon-guy” thing. Okay well, that's not a thing, but two outcasts finding comfort in each other’s embrace is definitely a thing. It’s classic stuff! Put that dynamic in a story and it’ll almost always Mountain Dew it for me. Seriously though, character driven, road-trip-type novels work best if the characters have a good back-and-forth and are continuously driving each other crazy, so I’m incredibly happy to report that Wally and Bez had all that in spades! I feel silly saying it out loud (in writing, whatever), but the chemistry between these two was fire hot. Pssst ouch. I mean, even before they’d officially gotten together, when their alliance was still on shaky ground, they were positively steaming! They had that old-school rom-com romantic tension where even when they were literally throwing each other from the windows to the walls, you could tell that it was only a matter of time ‘till sweat was dropping down their… er never mind. You get what I mean. It evolved naturally from something explosive to something a little sweeter. But not too sweet! It's probably pretty obvious how much I liked this by my excessive use of exclamation points, but there's no shame in repeating myself! I liked this!! Anyway, it’s funny, because while The Misfit Mage and His Dashing Devil didn’t seem too interested in exploring the toxicity of parasocial relationships like Batman Beyond or grappling with what it means to love when the concept is incomprehensible to you like Meet Joe Black (tried) to do, it instead focused on answering a much more important question, in fact, some might say it's the most important question of all: “Is somebody going to match my freak?” And the answer is a resounding “…uh huh.”
“Chill.” Bez closed his smutty romance book, tossing it on the bed. My ears burned. I’d read that one to him once before.