Flowtastic Forces

by Vinnie Hoose

A pee-shy pizza guy teams up with a drone hacker and a disbarred activist to rescue their drowning families, destroy the Shutyergorge Dam, and let America once again flow free.When Leo Pascal’s dad tries to sneak out of their family pizzeria on a late-night delivery, Leo insists on driving. Mom already drowned in the dammed-up Delaware River, can’t let Dad sink too.Dad’s directions lead them to a secret tunnel into the Shutyergorge Dam. Turns out Mom’s death wasn’t an accident—she was killed by the dam’s fascist feds and Dad wants a dynamite revenge. But Dad is captured during the drop-off, while Leo snags the tip of a bullet, metal-pedals the Subaru, and escapes.Dam breakout, coming up…Leo teams up with two loyal customers also trying to rescue their drone hacker Beryl and her disbarred attorney Rock. Now it's time to skydive, climb, carjack, paddle, swim, and tunnel to the dam. If Leo can steer through his shyness, the team can save their families, smash the dam, and let America once again flow free.From the psychological thriller-spiller Vinnie Hoose comes a nothing-to-lose #OwnVoices adventure that flows deep into disability lit…Flowtastic the definitive, unlimited, soon-prohibited number-one novel about the shy bladder, bashful bladder, paruresis, and pee-shy struggles that affect over 17 million Americans. A power story for revved-up progressive vets, Captain Underpants’ lifelong fans, anti-ableist #BookTok battlers, and #EndTheStigma speaker-uppers.

314 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 23, 2023

About the author

Vinnie Hoose is from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. He has published four books under other names.

Reviews

[Larry Beaman · Rating 3 out of 5]

I thought the idea of this book sounded really funny! Someone saving the nation but timidly having to pee throughout. Before reading I pictured 007 but showing him peeing throughout missions. It was pretty well-written but I didn’t read it as a comedy. To me it was written as a serious political story so not very funny. I think mostly I didn’t really get the dams being the government controlling people. Him peeing at the end to save the day was good. I think it should have ended right at that moment. But overall it’s an easy read and something different.