Ted Dibiase's autobiography, "The Million Dollar Man," is the latest release in the WWE's officially-licensed batch of sanitized, neutered "autobiographies" that do not carry the voice of the purported author. Co-author Tom Caiazzo writes in a very simple, concise, neutral style that conveys all the excitement of a lasagna recipe.
At the same time, Dibiase does have an interesting story to tell. "TMDM" is one of the few wrestling books I've read that gives the reader some incite into the Mid-South territory under Bill Watts, and he also shares some great tales of the Amarillo territory run by the Funks. The most notable part of Dibiase's career -- his 6-year run as a top heel in the World Wrestling Federation -- however, is briefly covered in about two chapters. The back half of the book spends far more time covering the topic of Dibiase's first book, his life as a born-again Christian and minister. Given that this story falls largely into the "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all" category with the usual "I was an adulterous drug addict and then I found Jesus" narrative, it did not exactly grab my attention. Sting, Bill Watts, Vince Russo, and Goldust have all published the same basic story of turning to religion from the wrestling business.
As the only double-second-generation wrestler I can think of (his mother and stepdad were both accomplished wrestlers,) Dibiase has an interesting and unique story to tell. Sadly, that story is really not told here. Recommended for fans of the Mid-South Wrestling Association and/or UWF, but that's about it.